Would you eat a turd for $100,000?

1. 2019-06-04 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #81
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   fucking CELL.
   
   FUCK YOU
2. 2019-06-04 at 12:58 PM UTC

   #82
   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ fucking CELL.
   
   FUCK YOU

   
   smash it. Then step on it, when its smashed, for good measure.👍 Get your revenge.
3. 2019-06-04 at 12:59 PM UTC

   #83
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I hate cell phones.

   
   No you don't, you're simply frustrated with them at the moment. Have some sleepytime tea and listen to Shepherd Moons by Enya.
4. 2019-06-04 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #84
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Paint it with chocolate icing.
5. 2019-06-04 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #85
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's fine, I didn't see any rules about not throwing up.

   
   I dunno, if I were offering someone 100k to eat a turd I'd make them eat the chunks out of their vomit
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • WellHung
6. 2019-06-04 at 2:55 PM UTC

   #86
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   All natural and full of fiber, delicious straight from the source.
7. 2019-07-11 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #87
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
   yes