Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-17 at 2:17 PM UTC in I'm going to become a one man band
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG t.
   
   Any other ideas for instruments I can add? I'd love to throw in piano but i probably need a looper for that.

   Yeah, the one you play the most, the skin flute.
2. 2019-07-17 at 2:16 PM UTC in re writing the cook book
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Not the original, dumbass.

   
   wrong
3. 2019-07-17 at 2:14 PM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost The left can't meme

   
   QFT
4. 2019-07-17 at 2:13 PM UTC in Political Meme Thread, Feelings Will Be Hurt
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, let's forget about what he said and concentrate on what he did. He took over the case because they were going to let him off, and then he let him off instead. What part of that fact don't you understand?

   
   Let's forget about the part where you were wrong and concentrate on the part you're making up?
5. 2019-07-17 at 2:12 PM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Something tells me it won't be the left that would show up to something like that

   
   What are you smoking
6. 2019-07-17 at 2:11 PM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG My penis is normal sized. It's grower not a shower. That picture was flaccid as fuck. I'm sure I can find it again if you're interested ;)
   
   I am a published author. I have several books. Influence… Probably Douglas Adams and Asimov. They've always been really great at painting these outlandish pictures. One is a joke and the other takes it seriously. I'm probably somewhere in the middle in those regards. Also have some historical and literotica stuff.
   
   I feel like I dodged a bullet, so yeah. I guess its been transformative. It does help to learn about all the red flags in one go. But I wouldn't say I'm grateful for it. I still wish I could get those years back.

   
   Bullshit
7. 2019-07-17 at 1:16 PM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG I bet doctors deal with A LOT of dumb shit.

   
   Your's certainly does
8. 2019-07-17 at 1:06 PM UTC in Drakes favorite soda
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost a boat

   
   about what?
9. 2019-07-17 at 1:01 PM UTC in Political Meme Thread, Feelings Will Be Hurt
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL No. That's what he actually said. He said they were going to let him off, so he felt he should step in and let him off before they could. Makes a lot of sense, eh?

   
   No it's not. I watched it live and several times since on Youtube. You are wrong.
10. 2019-07-17 at 1 PM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Whats that smell
    
    Frala dropped a cigarette on her pubes
    
    Its a forest fire!

    
    no job
11. 2019-07-17 at 12:57 PM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Get a basic education and you won't have such fucktarded posts that have been edited and still have spelling mistakes

    
    No job
12. 2019-07-17 at 12:56 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Oh god where to start…

    
    Try facts. Oh wait, you're a liberal and don't trade in facts only emotions.
13. 2019-07-17 at 5:44 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I would slam on the breaks and then kill everyone in their car. All the witnesses as well. There's no quarter for half measures in these kinds of situations.

    
    Never use a stick when the whole tree will do eh?
14. 2019-07-17 at 5:28 AM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG You're right that was disingenuous. Let me rephrase: Trump reads at a first grade reading level.

    
    That is merely an intentionally disparaging opinion. You still have yet to prove he is not the greatest POTUS in modern history.
15. 2019-07-17 at 5:26 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m short but the rest of the description I do not fit..

    
    Oh well, move along please. No offense but i'm looking for an actual minion.
16. 2019-07-17 at 5:23 AM UTC in Society just wants you to be tired
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost You're right everyone should just drive a boat like Johnny Vong

    
    Nope they should do it like Jonny Quest does it. Hire Haji at a sub-standard wage to drive the boat for him.
    
    
17. 2019-07-17 at 5:21 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m the minion..

    
    Are you short and yellow? Do you speak strange language that is strangely understandable?
18. 2019-07-17 at 5:19 AM UTC in Society just wants you to be tired
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost you talking shit about trains now bitch?
    
    

    
    Only the ones that broke fags like you are on.
19. 2019-07-17 at 5:18 AM UTC in Political Meme Thread, Feelings Will Be Hurt
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL He said something to effect: "They were going to let him off, so I intervened and let him off myself."

    
    OK thanks for letting me know you didn't watch it at all in your own cute little way.
20. 2019-07-17 at 5:16 AM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Well he's illiterate for one. Very progressive. We've never had an illiterate president before.

    
    I don't think you know how to use that word.