Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-17 at 12:57 PM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Get a basic education and you won't have such fucktarded posts that have been edited and still have spelling mistakes

   
   No job
2. 2019-07-17 at 12:56 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Oh god where to start…

   
   Try facts. Oh wait, you're a liberal and don't trade in facts only emotions.
3. 2019-07-17 at 5:44 AM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I would slam on the breaks and then kill everyone in their car. All the witnesses as well. There's no quarter for half measures in these kinds of situations.

   
   Never use a stick when the whole tree will do eh?
4. 2019-07-17 at 5:28 AM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG You're right that was disingenuous. Let me rephrase: Trump reads at a first grade reading level.

   
   That is merely an intentionally disparaging opinion. You still have yet to prove he is not the greatest POTUS in modern history.
5. 2019-07-17 at 5:26 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein I’m short but the rest of the description I do not fit..

   
   Oh well, move along please. No offense but i'm looking for an actual minion.
6. 2019-07-17 at 5:23 AM UTC in Society just wants you to be tired
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost You're right everyone should just drive a boat like Johnny Vong

   
   Nope they should do it like Jonny Quest does it. Hire Haji at a sub-standard wage to drive the boat for him.
   
   
7. 2019-07-17 at 5:21 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein I’m the minion..

   
   Are you short and yellow? Do you speak strange language that is strangely understandable?
8. 2019-07-17 at 5:19 AM UTC in Society just wants you to be tired
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost you talking shit about trains now bitch?
   
   

   
   Only the ones that broke fags like you are on.
9. 2019-07-17 at 5:18 AM UTC in Political Meme Thread, Feelings Will Be Hurt
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL He said something to effect: "They were going to let him off, so I intervened and let him off myself."

   
   OK thanks for letting me know you didn't watch it at all in your own cute little way.
10. 2019-07-17 at 5:16 AM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Well he's illiterate for one. Very progressive. We've never had an illiterate president before.

    
    I don't think you know how to use that word.
11. 2019-07-17 at 5:14 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG I'm in not great physical shape. Literally posted my fat bubble ass here. Ask frala ;)

    FTFY
12. 2019-07-17 at 5:12 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I will Naruto run through the desert

    
    
13. 2019-07-17 at 4:22 AM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG

    
    prove me wrong
14. 2019-07-17 at 4:22 AM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    y r u fat?
15. 2019-07-17 at 4:12 AM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG >making fun of any other leader while trump is president

    
    Trump is the greatest POTUS since Theodore Roosevelt.
16. 2019-07-17 at 4:10 AM UTC in I've developed a new hobby
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun But only if you own the property outright. If you have ANY government loan (FHA etc..) then No you can't.

    
    That is complete BS. You just demonstrated that you have never bought, owned, or sold a piece of property. I've seen rental ads for homes that require a drug test before they will rent to you and that is legal. About the only way you can be "forced" to rent to a person is if you are slumlord who has voluntarily contracted with the government for low income housing programs such as section 8. That only negates the need for a credit check as the government pays the majority of the rent.
17. 2019-07-17 at 4:03 AM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Swim to Canada and claim asylum from the evil cheetos man

    
    Canada is fucked. You have been sold to the globalists by your eyebrow challenged leader.
    
    
    
18. 2019-07-17 at 3:59 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost We're

    You're not gonna be anywhere near there. the closest bus stop is over an hours drive away.
19. 2019-07-17 at 3:32 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    
20. 2019-07-17 at 3:01 AM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist That shit won’t happen if they’re gonna storm the place. The national guard will have the place surrounded. The Air Force has already put out a warning. There will be more involvement than just run of the mill security.

    
    That's not what I was getting at you stupid tart. I was illustrating the fact that the normal security at Groom Lake is anything but "run of the mill". Anyone who doesn't have to be told what they think would understand that by pointing that out it is implied that under extraordinary circumstances the place would be a fortress. Go examine your other breast for lumps and let the men figure this out.