Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-17 at 2:31 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL's vegetarian/low sodium red rice recipe
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   You should self-publish a book about this recipe.
2. 2019-07-17 at 2:30 PM UTC in What happened to the millionaire?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Captain falcon

   
   Ya that was it Captain Failfag.
3. 2019-07-17 at 2:28 PM UTC in What happened to the millionaire?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Goes by "common demominator" now

   
   OK but what did he go by before?
4. 2019-07-17 at 2:27 PM UTC in I'm going to become a one man band
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Actually not a bad idea.

   
   You should totally do this and then self-publish a self help book on how to become your very own one man band.
5. 2019-07-17 at 2:26 PM UTC in I need help picking a new lunch box for work.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG I was expecting this juicebox to get gangbanged like greenplastic's hydroflask
   
   I am disappoint.

   
   Were you going to self-publish a book about it?
6. 2019-07-17 at 2:24 PM UTC in Political Meme Thread, Feelings Will Be Hurt
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox AND THE FEUD IS REIGNITED

   
   fail
7. 2019-07-17 at 2:23 PM UTC in What happened to the millionaire?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   What was his name? The guy who claimed he was a retired paki millionaire fag. What ever happened to his fake ass? Now we have a gay fake author among us. But yeah what was that fags name.
8. 2019-07-17 at 2:21 PM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG I am not going to tell you or anyone from this community. This is my livelyhood and I am not risking it by connecting it to the massive shitposting I do here. If I sent it to you without my name you'd still be able to google it and find it. I mean, you wouldn't give me the address of where you work, right?
   
   But I have a few articles in this smaller magazine. Otherwise, everything I've done is self-published or contracted work. I do all the print/e-book formatting myself and for the important stuff I pay someone to make a cover. Although I have to say, the covers I made still look professional as fuck. One of the books I did the cover myself for is a top result on Amazon when you search for that subject, which I'm pretty happy about.

   
   Bullshit
9. 2019-07-17 at 2:20 PM UTC in I need help picking a new lunch box for work.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   
10. 2019-07-17 at 2:18 PM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Indeed:
    
    https://niggasin.space/thread/34277

    
    fail
11. 2019-07-17 at 2:17 PM UTC in I'm going to become a one man band
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG t.
    
    Any other ideas for instruments I can add? I'd love to throw in piano but i probably need a looper for that.

    Yeah, the one you play the most, the skin flute.
12. 2019-07-17 at 2:16 PM UTC in re writing the cook book
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Not the original, dumbass.

    
    wrong
13. 2019-07-17 at 2:14 PM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost The left can't meme

    
    QFT
14. 2019-07-17 at 2:13 PM UTC in Political Meme Thread, Feelings Will Be Hurt
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, let's forget about what he said and concentrate on what he did. He took over the case because they were going to let him off, and then he let him off instead. What part of that fact don't you understand?

    
    Let's forget about the part where you were wrong and concentrate on the part you're making up?
15. 2019-07-17 at 2:12 PM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Something tells me it won't be the left that would show up to something like that

    
    What are you smoking
16. 2019-07-17 at 2:11 PM UTC in Ask me anything: tru tru edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG My penis is normal sized. It's grower not a shower. That picture was flaccid as fuck. I'm sure I can find it again if you're interested ;)
    
    I am a published author. I have several books. Influence… Probably Douglas Adams and Asimov. They've always been really great at painting these outlandish pictures. One is a joke and the other takes it seriously. I'm probably somewhere in the middle in those regards. Also have some historical and literotica stuff.
    
    I feel like I dodged a bullet, so yeah. I guess its been transformative. It does help to learn about all the red flags in one go. But I wouldn't say I'm grateful for it. I still wish I could get those years back.

    
    Bullshit
17. 2019-07-17 at 1:16 PM UTC in Ok, I’m gonna spill the beans....
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG I bet doctors deal with A LOT of dumb shit.

    
    Your's certainly does
18. 2019-07-17 at 1:06 PM UTC in Drakes favorite soda
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost a boat

    
    about what?
19. 2019-07-17 at 1:01 PM UTC in Political Meme Thread, Feelings Will Be Hurt
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL No. That's what he actually said. He said they were going to let him off, so he felt he should step in and let him off before they could. Makes a lot of sense, eh?

    
    No it's not. I watched it live and several times since on Youtube. You are wrong.
20. 2019-07-17 at 1 PM UTC in Millions to storm area 51
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Whats that smell
    
    Frala dropped a cigarette on her pubes
    
    Its a forest fire!

    
    no job