Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-20 at 3:30 PM UTC in Leveraging the area 51 meme to attract new members/advertisers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not if a few thousands storm them at the samw time.

   
   If you believe that I have stuff to sell you.
2. 2019-07-20 at 3:29 PM UTC in Imagine if you was a dog
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, life expetency in the US has gone down due to the opioid/opoiod endemic.

   
   It must be horrible being jealous all your life. Does that stem from your father paying all his attention to your older brother?
3. 2019-07-20 at 3:24 PM UTC in Leveraging the area 51 meme to attract new members/advertisers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat B wouldnt it be too big of a pr stunt for the us government to shoot any of them? I mean it would get too much abd international coverage in the media. I mean they couldnt or were afraid to even get bob lazaar out of the picture werent they?

   
   Bob Lazar has information deadman switches set in place and they don't know what will be released if he disappears.
4. 2019-07-20 at 3:23 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein 😂
   
   Don’t judge me.. I’ve never seen Conan
   but that thumbnail .. lmfao
   
   My fav Arnold Flicks are The Predator
   
   Fav line in the movie:: What the fuq are you?
   
   
   Kindergarten Cop
   
   Fav line: I have a headache..
   Kid” it could be a tumor”
   
   It’s not a tumahh!

   
   Kindergarten cop and Twins are the only two of the only three movies I ever walked out of. I just never thought Arnold was funny.
5. 2019-07-20 at 3:20 PM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator This dude would kick your ass
   
   

   
   Maybe if he had a step ladder.
6. 2019-07-20 at 3:19 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Speccy… You aren't Speedy Parker either.

   
   You sure take a lot of guesses for someone who doesn't give a fuck.
7. 2019-07-20 at 3:18 PM UTC in Leveraging the area 51 meme to attract new members/advertisers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Wariat What if they actually do storm in droves area 51 though? What would happen?

   
   They will get arrested, wounded, or killed.
8. 2019-07-20 at 1:24 PM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator It's not a matter of losing your phone, it's a matter of not getting your ass beat to begin with?

   
   By a midget?
9. 2019-07-20 at 1:23 PM UTC in Leveraging the area 51 meme to attract new members/advertisers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Helladamnleet PM me here and I'll add you manually if you're for real about needing an email being the only stopping force.

   
   Beg some more. Maybe he'll join out of pity.
10. 2019-07-20 at 1:22 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein I thought it was llamas that did that.. on the way to the state park there’s a farm with llamas .. I was gonna take pics of’m but my friend says they will hock a loogie at you if ya get too close :/

    
    Llamas, camels, yaks, aplacas, all of em will hock a booger spit ball at if you piss them off. Do you recall the second Conan movie with Arnold?
    
    
11. 2019-07-20 at 1:18 PM UTC in Narcassist feels that technologist does not belong on NIS
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Hate?…. that’s trump speak. Don’t flatter yourself. I wouldn’t waste an emotion like that on you. I don’t hate you, I just think you’re a drunk idiot!
    
    
    As far as speedy goes he’s just a troll, meh. He still needs to step up his game……believing my one hater😂😂😂

    
    Every time you reply to me, every time you mention me you announce your buuthurt
12. 2019-07-20 at 1:08 PM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls what if you’re dumb and rich?

    
    There is quite a bit of that
13. 2019-07-20 at 1:07 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein Yes… very much so
    
    Now, pick a card any card

    
    I pick the one up your sleeve.
14. 2019-07-19 at 11:39 PM UTC in For all of you feckless fucks without a home.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Who will be beating off under a bridge, in a tent, under some newspaper on a park bench, whatever, with your cell phone in one and and your prick in the other you can now use both hands on your phone.
    
    
    https://mashable.com/2014/06/27/sex-toy-ipad-case-fleshlight/
15. 2019-07-19 at 9:53 PM UTC in Goodbye, dear friends
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    He just couldn't handle the hurt I was causing his butt.
16. 2019-07-19 at 9:50 PM UTC in Narcassist feels that technologist does not belong on NIS
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost Her name is TEKnologist it's clearly a sign that I have to introduce her to smoking TEKAMPHETAMINE some day. I will even hold the pookie and light it for her all she has to do is inhale the fumes
    
    The first hit is free!

    
    From what I've heard about her teeth she already smoked it
17. 2019-07-19 at 9:48 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL She's counting on you being more stupid and historically uneducated than she is.

    
    Such a person could not find their way to a voting booth
18. 2019-07-19 at 9:43 PM UTC in LANNY YOU FAGGOT GIVE ME A USERTITLE
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist even if there was a creator of this world/universe, there is zero evidence that he demands our obvedience or worship. all that shit is just clever men using the idea of fear to control other men to their own agenda.
    
    
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    this is me as a dog shitting on your porch as you sleep
19. 2019-07-19 at 8:01 PM UTC in Is this still a thing?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    trey newtose.com they have two very interesting users.
20. 2019-07-19 at 7:22 PM UTC in I just spent half a month's rent on a glorified MP3 Player
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    LOL@apple.customer