Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-21 at 11:43 AM UTC in British People Mad USA Landed on Moon because of Dead jedis.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Actually their not considering it never happened

   
   You gotta get out of Austin. That town is rotting your mind.
   
   

   Originally posted by Grylls we ain’t mad
   
   and you’re a fagget
   
   and you’ve never been on the moon
   
   and you’re also a fagget

   
   No, but Neil Armstrong has been there.
2. 2019-07-21 at 11:34 AM UTC in Funny youtube ex con channel beef
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Is there an English version of this?
3. 2019-07-21 at 11:19 AM UTC in The Witcher Netflix Series trailer looks amazing!
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, and the Warcraft movie were all pretty decent. Not amazing, but not as godawful as most video game movies.

   
   ^This is why you're a broke fag in girls clothes and not a movie critic.
4. 2019-07-21 at 11:18 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator You seem really upset at the prospect of being defeated by a midget

   
   Your perception skills need some work
5. 2019-07-21 at 11:17 AM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator I was saying what I was doing to spectral you fucking chunt

   
   Sure thing...
6. 2019-07-21 at 11:16 AM UTC in Spectral and Speedy Parker are one and the same...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Speedy has a long rap sheet by Fat Lanny. I'm clean.

   
   
7. 2019-07-21 at 11:15 AM UTC in I sure am glad that GGG stopped posting...
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Now you're being the big ol' meanie.

   
   Rules, ya gotta have em.
8. 2019-07-21 at 11:03 AM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator I wasn't referring to you you brain dead mongoloidal retard holy shit lmao what is your athletic abilities level?

   
   Right, that's why you quoted my reply when you posted because you were talking to someone else.
9. 2019-07-21 at 11 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Post your mma videos? Oh right you don't have any.
   
   That dude would wipe the floor with your ass.

   
   He must really frighten you.
10. 2019-07-21 at 1:24 AM UTC in Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet The list of posts where you DIDN'T lie would be shorter.
    
    
    In fact, it doesn't even exist.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by WellHung NewTotse sucks. Your site is so terrible, I could not stand to be there for more than 3 days.

    
    ^He certainly proved you wrong with this post. It's pure truth.
11. 2019-07-21 at 1:22 AM UTC in I sure am glad that GGG stopped posting...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung ill take it. 👍❤

    
    Hold up buttercup, there are forms, non-refundable application fees, credit/background checks, and finally (if you are selected) the initiation ritual.
12. 2019-07-21 at 1:20 AM UTC in sorry but
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The poles are bad ass.
13. 2019-07-21 at 1:18 AM UTC in I sure am glad that GGG stopped posting...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung So we can go back to being friends?👍

    
    Sorry that position was filled years ago. I have an opening for an acquaintance.
14. 2019-07-21 at 1:16 AM UTC in I sure am glad that GGG stopped posting...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung ☹

    
    Stop crying. I didn't call you a pile of shit he did.
15. 2019-07-21 at 1:14 AM UTC in My dad just chewed me out
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby anyways.. i just got my job back today where my dad and I used to go for shrimp every fourth of july and new years eve. I thought that it was something every american did. The gont gave me a call and said he will hire me back if I dont do what I did again.

    
    What did you do?
16. 2019-07-21 at 1:03 AM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by STER0S this god damn jock itch is killing me

    
    Try bathing occasionally.
17. 2019-07-21 at 1:03 AM UTC in W. Hung is like
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet FTFY

    
    ^Regular Pulitzer material right here folks.
18. 2019-07-21 at 1 AM UTC in I sure am glad that GGG stopped posting...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Compared to 3000 posts consisting of nothing but "Folks?" yeah.

    
    Got it, you determine your self worth by comparing yourself to a pile of shit. The more you know...
19. 2019-07-21 at 12:58 AM UTC in The Witcher Netflix Series trailer looks amazing!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    When is this scheduled for release?
20. 2019-07-21 at 12:57 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It would now be considered outright racism to throw midgets.

    
    Midgets are a race?