Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-29 at 12:17 PM UTC in Who speaks a Friesian language?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by username: If so, what do you grow?
   
   I grow poppies.

   
   Like you don't know
2. 2019-07-29 at 12:13 PM UTC in Building a Pallet house
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just like how the military industrial complexes had convinced americans that foreign wars and interventions are good for the country,
   
   the tool industrial complexes, both powered or non-powered, had successfully sold americans the lie that it is important to use the right tool for the right job, so that they spend ¾ of their paychecks on tools that are unnecessary.
   
   black cat, white cat, or a dog who self identifies as a cat, if it catches rats, is a good cat.

   
   That is an analogy not an argument. Try again.
3. 2019-07-29 at 3:37 AM UTC in You know what would be a neat job?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost Stare at screens lol. Or go for walks and talk with my boyfriend

4. 2019-07-29 at 3:37 AM UTC in Who speaks a Friesian language?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Frisian
5. 2019-07-29 at 3:35 AM UTC in You know what would be a neat job?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost I only buy clothes once every 5 years. I mostly get stuff from other people

   
   
   In other words you have bought clothes once since your parents tossed you out.
6. 2019-07-29 at 3:20 AM UTC in Building a Pallet house
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra it'd get expensive for someone homeless, grinding down metal means you'll have to replace the heads fairly regularly
   
   
   
   there's a group that used them for underground bunkers, apparently they work quite well if you don't dig too deep
   
   http://webpal.org/SAFE/aaaarktwo/

   That's pretty wild.
   
   
7. 2019-07-29 at 2:56 AM UTC in Building a Pallet house
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor just buy a school bus thats the best way to get a house

   
   That really does work. I knew a guy that laid one out inside. He patch the windows with sheet metal and brazing. Framed the inside with 1 x 2 for nailers. Closed up the inside with tongue in groove cedar and trimmed it in juniper. The thing was pretty sweet.
8. 2019-07-29 at 1:52 AM UTC in when you take a rip off a bong and 30 seconds later work calls
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice Yeah, that's all you've got, retard. Pick apart what you want, the fact is you're either misinformed or genuinely stupid as fuck and based on how you interact with and respond to others I'm going to wager the second one, you useless old fuck.

   
   Sure thing kid
9. 2019-07-29 at 1:52 AM UTC in wash your hands with wd40
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor tell you what, go ahead and stick to your pp blaster. just keep your hands away from my kroil

   
   deal
10. 2019-07-29 at 1:51 AM UTC in TF-19 WASP Flamethrower Drone Attachment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Everything is expensive when it first hits the market.
11. 2019-07-29 at 1:32 AM UTC in wash your hands with wd40
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor I dunno, it probably would. I've only cooked frozen pizzas since i started oiling my hands so it's hard to say.
    
    
    
    
    firehosing

    
    Exaggerate much to prove a pointless point?
12. 2019-07-29 at 1:30 AM UTC in when you take a rip off a bong and 30 seconds later work calls
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice Everytime I end up smoking with a person older than 40 they act like they've got tons of experience then get too stoned to function properly as soon as they try my weed.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Solstice You have no idea of my age you faggot. Your argument is shit, you're wrong, and plenty of scientific studies prove me right. I googled "weed used to be stronger" for the fuck of it and all that came up were articles about how much more potent it is now. Don't talk out of your ass if you're going to pull out the lame "I got more experience than you kid" once someone calls you out on your bullshit. You just make yourself look retarded.

    
    Sure thing kid.
13. 2019-07-29 at 1:28 AM UTC in TF-19 WASP Flamethrower Drone Attachment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Legal on a federal level, 25 ft range, 1 gallon tank, 100 seconds of flame, for the low low price of $1,499.00. Starting at $83/mo with https://throwflame.com/split-it/
    
    https://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower-drone-kit/
14. 2019-07-29 at 1:20 AM UTC in So I wana detox again."Alcohol"
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Detox with a toxin what a great idea.
15. 2019-07-29 at 1:17 AM UTC in wash your hands with wd40
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor Yeah the propellant. Right guard don't flame up good anymore either .
    
    The world mods don't like potato guns that's why kids today only play gortnite

    
    If you wanna pay $20 go ahead. PB Blaster has never failed me and it's only $2.99.
16. 2019-07-29 at 1:08 AM UTC in [Serious] Is this the "end times"?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist don't kid yourself
    
    
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17. 2019-07-29 at 1:05 AM UTC in Building a Pallet house
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist don't be fucking retarded. if you want nice wood finish furniture you don't make it out of pallets ffs. if you make furniture with pallets then you'd use paints and primers to have a decent finish. unless you live in a crack house in which case it wouldn't matter anyway, just pile up a few pallets and just sit on them, nobody would give a fuck.
    
    
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    Not to mention the fact that you would have to sand it anyhow and fill every nail hole (from all the nails pulled with pliars) with putty.
18. 2019-07-29 at 12:50 AM UTC in This will be my 170th, and final night, here at this Extended Stay America...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ghost I hunt by smell

    
    Get your nose checked cuz you keep targeting shit holes.
19. 2019-07-29 at 12:49 AM UTC in What's your thoughts on this new 5G?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie I can't wait for Starlink to come fully online in the next decade or so.

    
    12,000 internet satellites in orbit. If they launched 1 per day it would take almost 33 years to complete.
20. 2019-07-28 at 9:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by G4LM They don't have those, but nice try.

    
    Awfully quick on the denial there ladies and gentlemen of the jury.