Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-09-28 at 3:13 AM UTC in Free college
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG 1 less aircraft carrier
   
   Free college for all

   
   You are a dumb cunt.
   
   The US currently has one Gerald R. Ford class carrier with a second one scheduled for launch and commissioning in late 2019 or early 2020. The estimated cost per unit is $12.998 billion. There are a total of 10 Nimitz class carriers at an estimated cost per unit of $4.5 billion. That is a total of about $71 billion dollars for 11, soon to be 12, nuclear super carriers.
   
   In 2017/2018 the US gave out $129 billion just in federal grants to students. From 1967 through 2018 the federal government has given out $18.49 trillon in educational grant money.
   
   So if could you scrapped nuclear carrier the US has it its navy and recover the total cost to build them you would not even pay for the cost of grants currently being provided for even one year.
   
   Once again proving what a dumb brown little cunt you are.
2. 2019-09-28 at 2:48 AM UTC in I'm Officially am Looking for New Employment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Make meth in your bath tub and cut the finished product with bits of your ceiling

   
   6/10 I chuckled
3. 2019-09-28 at 2:46 AM UTC in Crazy White Teenie has an Embarrassing Meltdown.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Not a German name.

   
   It is a Teutonic name. Teutonic denoting the Germanic branch of the Indo-European language family.
4. 2019-09-28 at 2:43 AM UTC in You know that feeling of relief when you take a big shit?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG Think about it. Yes? Yes? You know this feeling?
   
   Well you're gay as fuck. That's your prostate's doing, faggot.

   
   That's the same feeling your mother had when she delivered you.
5. 2019-09-28 at 2:42 AM UTC in Trump Dump
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I'm laying 16:3 says that the house won't vote to impeach.
   I'm laying 800:1 says that if the house does vote to impeach the Senate will not vote to convict.
   I'm laying 1776:1 says that Trump will be re-elected in 2020.
6. 2019-09-28 at 2:33 AM UTC in Laptop keeps overheating
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano I cant take apsrt my own laptop.
   
   
   Also, it started bowing right away in the middle so it dented down and i just hope it doesnt eventually stop working because it got bent so bad that it broke or snapped somehow.
   
   I always use it on my lap 89% of the time and i know you arnet supposed to do that but i dont care

   
   How the fuck is it bowing? Are your hands that fat?
7. 2019-09-28 at 2:29 AM UTC in Someone is smoking pot outside
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun Damn, that's all you got? Your pussy is showing.

   
   Well he is a cuck...
8. 2019-09-28 at 2:27 AM UTC in Someone is smoking pot outside
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Erekshun Those were some good times, traveled the world, met some good people, learned some good shit that got me to where I am now. Where does the brain damage come in?

   
   It comes in between his ears.
9. 2019-09-28 at 2:19 AM UTC in My Ceiling is in my BATHTUB!! and I am not happy :(
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice I don't play tennis on here anymore, go find someone else if you're that fucking bored.

   
   Tennis is for fags. That explains why you used to play it.
10. 2019-09-28 at 2:18 AM UTC in Gave my cat a bath
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Over the years I have had 2 different cats that would get in the shower and sit at the end of the tub while I showered and clean themselves with the mist/splash.
11. 2019-09-28 at 2:14 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Ok good. I thought as much but wanted clarification. Thank you.

    
    No problem. The first one is always on the house.
12. 2019-09-28 at 2:14 AM UTC in My Ceiling is in my BATHTUB!! and I am not happy :(
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice You forgot the part where they drop the toilet through the floor and destroy everything else in the process.

    
    You forgot the part where shut up dumb cunt.
13. 2019-09-28 at 2:09 AM UTC in The Impeachment Inquiry has Begun
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL He was smart and became a Mongolian instead.

    
    What? Who?...
14. 2019-09-28 at 2:07 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Are you making a joke here or is that just coincidence ?

    
    It's a really old joke.
    
    How come Barbie never got pregnant?
    
    Because Ken came in his own box.
    
    
    
    
    §m£ÂgØL... er cuck boy... probably didn't get it because he is the box... that "Ken" came in.
15. 2019-09-28 at 2:01 AM UTC in Are any of you going to be voting come 2020?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG

16. 2019-09-28 at 1:57 AM UTC in Free kohls merchandise scheme
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun Free shit anytime you want. Got to be smart tho. Go into a store and buy 1 thing you really want and then leave. Wait about 2 to 3 hours and then with your receipt in hand, go in the store and grab what you bought off the shelf and return it with your receipt.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by DietPiano I looked onthe back and i think they explicitly guard against doing that

    
    If you use cash....
17. 2019-09-28 at 1:54 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks Typical liberal agenda.
    
    Next thing you know we'll have gender neutral Lego bricks, and then it'll be gender neutral yoyos.
    
    This needs to stop.

    
    I hated girl yoyos when I was a kid. They had cooties.
18. 2019-09-28 at 1:51 AM UTC in My Ceiling is in my BATHTUB!! and I am not happy :(
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by STER0S so how's the reconstruction situation going to be handled?

    
    It's not reconstruction you dumb cunt. It's turning off the water, disconcerting the water line for the toilet. Removing the two nuts from the bolts holding the shitter to the floor. Scrapping out the old wax ring with a putty knife or whatever you have (spatula). Laying the toilet on it's side so you can place the new ring on the exit horn of the toilet (located on the bottom and probably needs the old was cleaned off as well.) Carefully placing the commode back over the floor flange (part in the floor with the bolts sticking up) lining up the bolts with the holes in the base of the crapper and setting it in place. Sitting on it and wiggling around a bit to seat the new wax seal. Tightening the nuts on the bolts from the floor flange. Reconnecting the water line using a new compression fitting. and finally going downstairs, cleaning the debris out of the shower/tub, and placing a 2 foot by 4 foot acoustic tile in the frame of the suspended ceiling.
    
    P.S. Remember to turn the water back on when you are done.
19. 2019-09-28 at 1:38 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG No. What? How does the box…
    
    God you're fucking retarded. You know Ken and Barbie had kids together right?

    
    They were adopted from China.
20. 2019-09-28 at 1:33 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Lol what

    
    Ken never had a dick. Therefore he was gender neutral. Which is why Barbie never got pregnant. Because Ken cam in his own box.