Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-11-09 at 3:26 AM UTC in I got a new attorney
   

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2. 2019-11-09 at 3:25 AM UTC in I got a new attorney
   

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3. 2019-11-09 at 3:18 AM UTC in Redheaded Meth Slut
   

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   hence the extra jaeger
4. 2019-11-09 at 3:13 AM UTC in Is halloween for retards?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ And I believe the retarded holidays are Christmas and Easter, respectively.

   
   All religious holidays are retreaded .... They are either made up or stolen from shit other religions made up. At least Halloween doesn't try to be something real. Unless you're some kooky white light neo pagan who makes dinner and thinks dead relatives are going to show up. Just wearing your scary costume to make the bad spirits think you one of them in case they happen to cross the veil or something.
5. 2019-11-09 at 3:06 AM UTC in Vitamin E Kills eSmokers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Greenspam You heard it here first
   
   HEARD

   
   You can hear me type?
6. 2019-11-09 at 3:05 AM UTC in Trump is going down.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 #Trump2020

   
   The evil aliens are democrats
7. 2019-11-09 at 2:03 AM UTC in Vitamin E Kills eSmokers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Greenspam How much does your contract take from the tax payers?

   
   
   As much as I can get.
8. 2019-11-09 at 2:02 AM UTC in Cartel beaners slaughter American family in Mexico
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Greenspam At a nice restaurant.

   
   I can pay $50 for a salad and pasta at a nice restaurant.
9. 2019-11-09 at 2 AM UTC in "Black trans and cis women, gender-nonconforming, and nonbinary people are the backbone of our democracy"
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Emperor Constantine moved the capital of the Empire from Rome to Constantinople in 330AD… 140 years before that happened. And I think you'll find that the Empire's capital in Constantinople lasted over 1000 years.

   
   The Ancient Roman Empire ended in 476 deal with it.
10. 2019-11-09 at 1:57 AM UTC in Cartel beaners slaughter American family in Mexico
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Greenspam Hence Shark Fin Soup.
    
    like what.. 50 bucks a bowl.

    
    $6.99
    
    https://www.ebay.com/i/143245172295?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=143245172295&targetid=474173417189&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=9015460&poi=&campaignid=6469750549&mkgroupid=79220335322&rlsatarget=pla-474173417189&abcId=1141176&merchantid=6296724&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3N7kqYPc5QIVT9bACh0jPgH9EAkYAiABEgIQ2PD_BwE
11. 2019-11-09 at 1:55 AM UTC in Trump is going down.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The evil aliens helped the Egyptians and shared forbidden knowledge.

    
    Wrong, the Egyptians were the descendants from the inhabitants of the garden of eden who defeated the evil alien "creators" and stole some of their tech with help from the "serpent". Why do you think the snake was so prominent in their pantheon.
12. 2019-11-09 at 1:45 AM UTC in Vitamin E Kills eSmokers
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Greenspam STOP BEING THE FIRST ONE TO TARD UP MY POSTS YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

    
    We usually leave that to you.
13. 2019-11-09 at 1 AM UTC in Trump is going down.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Big League jedi Nigger shut the fuck up.

    
    I see the fact that he will not only not be removed from office but he will be re-elected really has you upset.
14. 2019-11-09 at 12:41 AM UTC in TI gets blasted for not wanting his daughter to be a whore
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor they are pretty fair and balanced honestly i like them plus chink is funny lol

    
    Fair and balanced? Do you know who funds the network?
15. 2019-11-09 at 12:40 AM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You trying to say you counted my tree rings or something?

    
    No, I am saying I know what year it was when you were 4 years old thanks to my second grade teachers math lessons.
16. 2019-11-09 at 12:36 AM UTC in Trump is going down.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Big League jedi Trumples are so cute.
    
    "You've been saying he'll be impeached for 3 years! That means it'll never happen!"
    
    Why even set yourself up like that? Wishful thinking doesn't do anything on either side. Just follow facts.

    
    You do realize that he will not be removed from office right?
17. 2019-11-09 at 12:35 AM UTC in "Black trans and cis women, gender-nonconforming, and nonbinary people are the backbone of our democracy"
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS The Empire lasted until 1453, you historically illiterate doddering old fool.

    
    More bullshit from a cows mouth. I'm amazed.
    
    

    In September 476, a Germanic prince named Odovacar won control of the Roman army in Italy. After deposing the last western emperor, Romulus Augustus, Odovacar’s troops proclaimed him king of Italy, bringing an ignoble end to the long, tumultuous history of ancient Rome. The fall of the Roman Empire was complete.

    
    https://www.history.com/topics/ancient-rome/ancient-rome
18. 2019-11-09 at 12:14 AM UTC in Trump is going down.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 If only there was a few million in donations meant for a charity that Trump could throw at the impeachment problem instead.

    
    What does that even supposed to mean?
19. 2019-11-08 at 8:58 PM UTC in Cartel beaners slaughter American family in Mexico
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Your mother

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny C.
    
    too predicktable.

    
    You never saw it coming
20. 2019-11-08 at 8:51 PM UTC in Trump is going down.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The wheels are coming off of this latest narrative faster than $20 hooker drops her panties.