Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2020-01-28 at 1:56 PM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Billy goat

   
   I'm sure in your drug addled mind that means something funny
2. 2020-01-28 at 1:56 PM UTC in TOTSEANS Thread
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm probably the last of five people who are still around from the pre-WWW Totse BBS. We once littered the plains, like the buffalo.

   
   Litter
3. 2020-01-28 at 1:55 PM UTC in Why do snowstorms make the news?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Whatever you say, ok boomer

   
   99 more to go
4. 2020-01-28 at 1:55 PM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace ^Canadian

   
   ^Fat beaner
5. 2020-01-28 at 1:54 PM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 We don't care how rough and tumble you were in 1973

   
   We? I think you mean you and the talking turd in your pocket.
6. 2020-01-28 at 1:50 PM UTC in Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No they don't.

   
   Yes, they do.
7. 2020-01-28 at 5:01 AM UTC in Why are there no damn Eurasians these days?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace No… I already explained the difference types of plates to you. Granitic plates/continental plates don't cause mountain ranges

   
   You can't explain how water leaks out of your sippy cup when it falls over.
8. 2020-01-28 at 5 AM UTC in Why do snowstorms make the news?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace A white flag with big black letters on it that say
   
   OK BOOMER

   
   NO still just a plain white flag. Try typing it 100 times.
9. 2020-01-28 at 5 AM UTC in I smoked all the floor weed in my apartment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It' not a lie I am a hardcore heavy smoker I could make tommy chong blush

   
   OK so is that the lie you keep telling yourself?
10. 2020-01-28 at 4:59 AM UTC in Our power got cut off
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Electricity is for the weak anyway. Mankind has survived for most of it's history without harnessing it. You should have looked upon it as an opportunity to bond with your ancient ancestors.

    
    There will be plenty of time for boding with them in the dirt.
11. 2020-01-28 at 4:57 AM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Your son is the terrorist. If he dies that is a +1 in my book.

    
    I'll tell you a truth maggot. A year after my son graduated there was a shooting at his high school. Those piss monkeys from the Westboro Baptist church showed up pulling there shit and taunted bullshit not unlike that. I was just driving into town for smokes and had no idea they were there when I left the house. That pack of smokes wound up costing me $1500 + court costs. But at least I wasn't the one in the hospital.
    
    What I'm saying is this. If I was sitting next to Netflxchillr and you said that to him you would need a doctor and I would need my criminal defense attorney. But we both know you would never have the balls to say that shit to a mans face.
12. 2020-01-28 at 4:51 AM UTC in Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Literally the entire world. Every country has their own celebrities. China, India, UK, Brazil, Canada, etc etc.

    
    Canada either borrows American entertainers or sends their good ones to Hollywood where the real money is.
13. 2020-01-28 at 4:50 AM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist trump was voted for because very few liked hilliary.

    
    That is one of the reasons. But why do you think she was so disliked? If you can figure the truth of that one out it may just begin to unravel a lifetime of indoctrination you have which you are a victim of.
14. 2020-01-28 at 4:46 AM UTC in Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's recockulous how Americans idolize entertainers.

    
    It's not just Americans so get over the jelly already
15. 2020-01-27 at 11:16 AM UTC in Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    All they are talking about on the cable news cycle is a dead athlete/entertainer. There is a lot more important shit going on right now.
16. 2020-01-27 at 11 AM UTC in Why do snowstorms make the news?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Ok boomer

    
    You post "OK boomer" but all I see is a white flag.
17. 2020-01-27 at 10:59 AM UTC in Why are there no damn Eurasians these days?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasia
    
    The division between Europe and Asia as two different continents is a historical social construct, with no clear physical separation between them

    
    Wikipedia LMAO
18. 2020-01-27 at 10:58 AM UTC in TOTSEANS Thread
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World I think I made a post similiar to this saying that a MOAB was about half the strength of Little Boy. I thought it was aroun 8kilotons not 8 thousand
    
    so whatever. I never been in the military. never witnessed this shit.
    
    So they will get bigger eventually. You know they will. they'll make one a thousand times more powerful. wont leave radioactive poison everywhere.. yet it will probably leave residuals that might cause cancer or health problems for some. just not half the people it comes in contact with (initially that die) and the other half of dying from related poisoning over the next 4 decades or so

    
    You are stupid
19. 2020-01-27 at 10:56 AM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by RottenRobert
    
    The Pentagon has said that 34 US troops were diagnosed with traumatic brain injuries (TBI) following an Iranian attack on their base in Iraq.
    
    Seventeen troops are still under medical observation, a spokesman said.
    President Donald Trump had said no Americans were injured in the 8 January strike, which came in retaliation for the US killing of an Iranian general.
    Mr Trump had cited the supposed lack of injuries in his decision not to strike back against Iran.
    But last week, the Pentagon said 11 service members had been treated for concussion symptoms from the attack.
    Asked about the apparent discrepancy this week at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Mr Trump said: "I heard that they had headaches, and a couple of other things, but I would say, and I can report, it's not very serious."
    "I don't consider them very serious injuries relative to other injuries I have seen," he said when asked about possible TBIs.

    
    Congratulations. Your brainwashing is so complete you blame a problem created by the British after WWII on Trump.
20. 2020-01-27 at 10:54 AM UTC in Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist First I heard 3 aboard the helicopter, now they’re saying they’ve confirmed 5 on the helicopter, and no one survived.

    
    Can't even get this right. SMH There were nine on board and all of them died.