Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2020-02-20 at 3:38 PM UTC in Why does CandyRein crave everyone's acceptance & approval?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   You can't sleep because of the drinking.
2. 2020-02-20 at 3:38 PM UTC in the big pyramid has eight sides
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're not going in close enough if there is any curvature.

   
   You're staying to far out if everything is flat. Atoms are round things going around round things.
3. 2020-02-20 at 3:35 PM UTC in the big pyramid has eight sides
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Everything is flat if you zoom in far enough…perspective.

   
   Nope, it's round if you get that close.
4. 2020-02-20 at 3:22 PM UTC in the big pyramid has eight sides
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 10 if you count the top..it's still flat.
   
   1000s if you count each facet on each block.

   
   The top wasn't flat until it was vandalized.
5. 2020-02-20 at 3:22 PM UTC in ACQUITTED FOREVER
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Belly button lint doesn't talk, grandpa. Are you feeling okay? Do you want me to bring the nurse back in here? NURSE!

   
   So who is we?
6. 2020-02-20 at 3:20 PM UTC in Iowa
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
   
   Maybe you weak whites will pee on anything, but mexicans have some class and don't pee on walls indoors

   
   they pee on walls outdoors.
   
   
7. 2020-02-20 at 2:58 PM UTC in Trump is going down.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Ok I went back and read the first 2 lines before I realized you were going off on a full of shit tangent. When did I say anything about political party affiliation?

   
   Anyone else notice how all the libtards ignored this?
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Independent DoJ
   
   
   
   

8. 2020-02-20 at 1:08 PM UTC in Trump is going down.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Independent DoJ
   
   
   
   
9. 2020-02-20 at 1 PM UTC in Why can't non whites use stores correctly
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I could make a rocket ship if I wanted but the GOVERNMENT keeps trying to put chains on me for making "high explosives" and "radiological hazards"
   
   Pussies. If this was the 1900s I would have already been to the moon

   
   Now you sound like Dr. Googfan
10. 2020-02-20 at 5:39 AM UTC in Why can't non whites use stores correctly
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib if you're not smart enough to invent it yourself, you're not smart enough to use it properly.

    
    So you are not smart enough use a fork properly? That would explain those series of 4 similar scar marks all over you face.
11. 2020-02-20 at 5:37 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you have baccilicus spectralicus.

    
    Or am I?
12. 2020-02-20 at 5:36 AM UTC in I am going to attempt to watch the dem debate tonight
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist WTF are you talking about? The entire background is made of Stars and Stripes. Are you blind? And even if there wasn’t a flag, you equate that to hating America? Ok man.

    
    Wanting to destroy capitalism and replace it with socialism sounds like hating America to me.
13. 2020-02-20 at 5:35 AM UTC in I am going to attempt to watch the dem debate tonight
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny stop immmitating benny vader.

    
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14. 2020-02-20 at 5:33 AM UTC in 🏭🏭Fona~Factory🏭🏭
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by A College Professor He shows up reliably, ready to work and not high on drugs.

    
    That is what is required to keep a job not get a raise.
15. 2020-02-20 at 2:29 AM UTC in I am going to attempt to watch the dem debate tonight
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by cigreting Nein, as in no in german is what I'm guessing

    
    Nein
16. 2020-02-20 at 2:25 AM UTC in I am going to attempt to watch the dem debate tonight
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun ??

    
    That is how many side the great pyramid has and it pisses him off.
17. 2020-02-20 at 2:21 AM UTC in I am going to attempt to watch the dem debate tonight
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by snab_snib yes. you are the retard

    
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18. 2020-02-20 at 2:21 AM UTC in the big pyramid has eight sides
    

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19. 2020-02-20 at 2:21 AM UTC in Fruit of the loom
    

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20. 2020-02-20 at 2:18 AM UTC in the big pyramid has eight sides
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    It has nine sides if you count the bottom.