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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Great comeback kid, stay in school

    Your the kid, constantly looking for comebacks, just like a middle school moron.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go to England, order a Vinadloo curry and come back and tell me it wasn't spicy


    Why would I go to England for a cheap imitation of Indian cuisine? That's like defending American cuisine by saying, "Oh yeah buddy? Well come here and try our sushi".

  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's good that you then ask my advice on why you would do something…

    You clearly don't know what advice means.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How many times have you been to England?? sounds like never

    The whole world knows your food suck, give it up island monkey.
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE Fuck is that black magic or some shit…,

    It looks like static cling to me
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..and the NIS forums of course.

    Fiction is pretty much childish story telling. If you are going to spend time reading a book use the time wisely and learn something.

    Reading fiction can have many benefits, including:

    Empathy

    Something you are clearly devoid of.

    Reading fiction can help you understand what other people feel and see things from their perspective. It can strengthen the parts of your brain that are linked to empathy and compassion, making it easier to be polite and sympathetic to others.

    Imagination

    Another trait you've never exhibited.

    Fiction can transport you to different worlds and open your mind to new ideas and situations. It can also help you see connections between events and develop your creativity.

    Mental health

    Your middle of the road in this department but have much work to do.

    Reading fiction can help relieve stress and improve your sleep. It can also help you develop cognitive agility and acuity, and improve your reasoning and communication skills.

    Relationships

    Lol, you're clearly an utter failure in this area of life.

    Reading fiction can improve your social cognition and prosocial behaviors, making you better friends and listeners. It can also help you build stronger connections with others by helping you understand other people, places, and mental states.

    Vocabulary

    Your vocabulary is quite good as fiction or non-fiction both improve this.

    Reading fiction can help you expand your vocabulary and learn new words.

    You are deficient in 4 out of the 5 mental/emotional areas above, if only you had read fiction.

  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Kippers for breakfast is a thing in England, you eat them hot though, fried in a pan…and never from a can.

    England conquered damn near up to half the planet at one point. They did this in a desperate attempt to find spices. The empire has fallen and none of the spices did a thing to improve the taste of the stupid shit they eat.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry nobody can explain to me either why some young girls are so easily frightened or think all dudes are bad men or some shit while others ar enormal and friendly?

    Because you're a creep and a predator.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Youre schizo. Having a guy cum in your ass isnt payment, its gay sex

  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the Bible, if you do the math, the rebellious angels were thrown out of heaven and driven to the vicinity of the Earth in the year 1914. Coincidence? Not a chance.

    So how did the serpents get in the garden if they didn't get tossed out of heaven until 1914 you loon?
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood





    it's okay, Martin Luther fixed it later


    Neither has Thomas
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He's also a smart Alec.

    smart al·eck

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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag

    Makes perfect sense to me. If you're going to contribute to the future if the species come to the front of the line. If you're going to be a miserable good for nothing gash get off the bus.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Actually bradley is coming to my wedding when im 19 so he can prove im not a fed

    The feds never came to Totse, Zoklet, or any iteration of this "community". No indeed, you see, they paid people like me to do it for them.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The Serpent is directly responsible for trillions of deaths, so it's not like he's some kind of hero of the story who really cares about mankind.

    Stop talking about things you know nothing of. You been decieved by the Catholics who wrote the bible you read.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley in this thread I learned Lanny reads books by Neil GAYman about men having homoerotic sex and sucking each other off for automobiles, jobs, and sperm/life essence.

    Lol, I know you meant Neil Gaimem, but there really is a Neil Gayman.

    Neil Gayman
    Writer, Producer, Director

    Neil Gayman, a visionary who added a lot of new innovative ideas to the creative world. In his early life focusing on his improve career, he became most well known for how good he was at acting as a tree. Nobody was as good as him at this, he even knew how to act as different trees, oak, spruce, maple, you name it he could do it. Even going to play the iconic tree in Forrest Gump. On set, is where he was discovered for the next phase of his life; becoming a makeup artist. Inventing the "Sphincter Contour" was a way of applying makeup to the rear to make small buttocks look massive, he even contoured Kim Ks rear. He's often credited as the man who made BBLs popular. He did this endeavor until he was about forty five. At forty six he was sick of touching ass all day. To quote "I think all this ass touching is making me gay." Then leaving the US to pursue a career in Bollywood becoming the world's greatest belly dancer. Still he longed for having sphincter in his face all day, leading him to meeting his husband. They moved to Switzerland and not much is known of the pair today.

    Neil Gayman
    Neil Gayman, a visionary who added a lot of new innovative ideas to the creative world. In his early life focusing on his improve career, he became most well known for how good he was at acting as a tree. Nobody was as good as him at this, he even knew how to act as different trees, oak, spruce, maple, you name it he could do it. Even going to play the iconic tree in Forrest Gump.

    On set, is where he was discovered for the next phase of his life; becoming a makeup artist. Inventing the "Sphincter Contour" was a way of applying makeup to the rear to make small buttocks look massive, he even contoured Kim Ks rear.

    He's often credited as the man who made BBLs popular. He did this endeavor until he was about forty five. At forty six he was sick of touching ass all day. To quote "I think all this ass touching is making me gay." Then leaving the US to pursue a career in Bollywood becoming the world's greatest belly dancer.

    Still he longed for having sphincter in his face all day, leading him to meeting his husband. They moved to Switzerland and not much is known of the pair today.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ner vegas this is like a conscious effort to normalise ugliness, to stifle aspiration to beauty and goodness

    Like this beast?

  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Crispy Weight loss changes the face

    Not the basic line of the upper lip. The guy in the top photo barely has any curve in the line between the philtral column and the tubercle ( a line sometimes called the cupids bow).

    Whereas the guy in the bottom photo has a very pronounced downward dip in his "cupids bow". In fact it almost looks like a little bird beak it dips so low. They are definitely not the same person.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry i never understood why people behave the way they do at nightclubs. maybe dirtbag or kaflka u can tlel me since u previously wrot ehow u go sometimes and how u wanan fihgt dudes there too. like why do so many ppl step on toes and shit and act disrespectful at nightlcubs or want to fight other dudes jsut at a chance to get laid rather than let it come or happen naturally?

    Because ice cream doesn't have bones.

    Originally posted by Warcry like why put urself in a situaiton wher eu have to be felt up by bouncers and shit or kicked to a curb or fight for some btich who may not evenw ant u?

    Because no matter how many pancakes you put in a doghouse a motorcycle still doesn't have doors.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse If kamala wins I'm getting back on heroin

    I've never been on it, but if she wins I just might have to start.
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