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2021-08-17 at 11:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-08-13 at 9:19 AM UTC in Bipolarhighroller/1337Well this is awkward...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-26 at 4:22 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by CASPER Well Idk it seemed like you guys were still doing the junkie bf gf thing. Last I talked to you, you were in the hospital for the infection n I think she was bringing u that lame internet stuff she liked so much. It sounds like youβre not on speaking terms with her now, so was curious where those roads diverged. N how the fuck you get arrested at work? Probation violation?
My patient called the cops on me for petit theft. They found no evidence of theft so I was supposed to just get a trespass warning. The popos came and searched my person, my car and my work bag. They found an expired script of tramadol that I was actually prescribed. I wasn't on probation at the time, the first case was under way, I was out on bond.
She was on a different level of crazy than I was. I don't want to talk shit about her, she's just doing her thing and I'm doing mine. I'm over the junkie girlfriend thing, that was a bad idea from the get go.
I'm really trying not to use drugs on probation, but I'm so fucking depressed. I can't blame drugs on my fuckups, that's on me. My life as I knew it is over for good. I wasted $120,000 on a degree that is gone because I thought I could responsibly use drugs. I am either all in or stone sober, there is no middle ground for me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-26 at 3:42 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-26 at 3:38 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood A crippled retarded girl
There's a crack whore in Pensacola named Flipper that doesn't have arms because of a congenital birth defect. She just has hands attached to her shoulders. She uses her feet for everything, including smoking crack and giving awesome foot jobs; quite a sight to behold.
I'm not ruling out a crippled retard, it's been a loooong time since I've gotten laid.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-26 at 2:56 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πDoes she who shall not be named still post here?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-26 at 2:45 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πSup faggots. I just got out of jail on 3 years of probation (i.e., I'm going to prison).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-27 at 8:27 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionDilute bleach or hydrogen peroxide work well too. To clean the soles, make a paste of baking soda and a sprinkle of water and scrub with a toothbrush.
Also converse are fucking gay, get some better shoes, mate.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-12 at 7:06 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sophie I get everything pharma grade my negro. In fact, in a couple of hours i will drive over and pick up a bunch of stuff including 4 bottles of fentanyl solution for inranasal use. Click one time for comfy, two times for sleepy, three times for death.
But that's an exaggeration, i'll survive a dose of up to 1mg. Hooray for chronic tolerance.
Reminds of when the anesthesiologist tried to knock me out for surgery (it was only twilight sedation) and gave me 150mcg of fentanyl with 2mg midazolam so they could put an arterial line in my leg to bust up a DVT. He gave me both and I was still fully conscious and talking to him. I begged him to knock me out so he gave me another 150mcg, and it was still like nothing happened. They then proceeded to do the procedure while I was fully conscious and screaming and crying in pain. They had to hold my legs down with 4 nurses because I felt everything and was trying to get them to stop.
The surgeon and anesthesiologist were shocked I was still conscious. Bitch, I've shot 2mg of fentanyl and felt great. I filed a complaint against the anesthesiologist because he should not have okay'd my procedure knowing I wasn't sedated at all. I understand if he couldn't give me more fentanyl, but he was a terrible doctor for putting me through that hell.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-02-06 at 7:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI have a patient that makes me watch General Hospital with him. It makes me want to skin him alive and throw him in a vat of acid.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-02-02 at 8:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by CASPER L33t- I've seen way too many people come out of some way fucked up shit to believe that anyone is beyond redemption. Just gotta start believing that you're in the chapter where your comeback story starts. I mean despite the retardation we get ourselves into,most people here are above average intelligence…find all sorts of industrious ways to pay rent and feet their habits. I can't think of any group of miscreants I would rather want on my A Team.
The problem is that every time I have felt that way, it just ends up being a symptom of my mental illness. Coming out of depression, I get the impression that I'm going to turn shit around and not follow the same, easy path I've been on. Cue 6 months later, I'm back on the depressive side and feel like this again. Hence my numerous, repetitive cycles of being clean and on track, then doing absolutely retarded things like landing in the hospital requiring emergency surgery for the third time because "I can handle shooting T-PAIN this time."
I'm not fishing for attention or anything, but I have really come to realize how malice felt when he spoke about being a broken person. It feels like any sense of accomplishment (or maybe more accurately, any delusion of accomplishment) is just a temporary "high" from being manic.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-12-22 at 7:45 PM UTC in I'm pregnant againJesus Christ, brb moving to Cuba.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-21 at 12:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Hey Lanny, fuck you bud.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-07 at 10:30 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-07 at 7:50 AM UTC in A beer... to get in the editorial spirit!NB, I'm not actually a clydesdale. Just saw the usertitle, fuck, man.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-12-05 at 10:49 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!I just want to say that I love you Reststop.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-11-25 at 6:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Yo reststop look at this fine bitch. I want to bury my face in her booty.
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2017-09-27 at 12:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!Well guys, to anyone who gives a fuck I'm clean again.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!