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Posts by Bipolar High Roller

  1. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by hydromorphone No… just fucking no… You're not the most sane user here, that's for sure. Neither am I, and the fact you want to live the rest of your life with me in marital bondage just contributes to why you are NOT the most sane user.

    Sanity is overrated.

    Marital bondage makes it seem so undignified. I prefer the term marital bliss.
  2. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet I guess if you use Captain Jack Sparrow logic I'm pretty sane, because I know I'm crazy, but if I was really crazy I wouldn't think I was crazy, therefor I'm sane.

    That was Yossarian logic first.
  3. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Me, obviously.
  4. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by Enter Does that mean you can never make love properly (ie: without a condom) or he'll get HIV as well?

    No.
  5. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    We're still getting married.
  6. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Lanny, give me a better usertitle, faggot.
  7. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Bipolar disorder is the new autism. All the cool kids have it.
  8. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by Lanny hydro x 1337 is fake news

    also twerking is not very attractive. I guess ass is in these days and all but even then it just makes women with good figures look trashy and unattractive women horrifying to behold.

    It's not fake news, I'm dead serious. I'm taking a vacation from work to go visit HM, and I decided to get hitched again. You're just mad I haven't sent you a pic of my cock yet.
  9. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I'm not getting married for the pussy; I've had a thing for HM since before we had sex. Like she said, I was the one who wanted to get married. I didn't think she would marry anyone, and I didn't think I would ever find anyone I would want to marry again.
  10. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by Malice You should really consider checking yourself into a psych ward again.

    That's where I'm having the reception.
  11. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I'm getting married in like 3 weeks.
  12. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    If you knew exactly what happened, why even ask?
  13. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I don't want to talk about it.
  14. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by RestStop Where have you been ?

    A whole list of shit happened. I was supposed to have my review to get my full license back (was on probationary license) but I was too busy in the psych ward after voluntarily committing myself. I'm having to do drug counselling again and I'm back on psych meds and seeing my shrink again. I'm looking for a new job because I'm over the place I'm at now, not sure if I'm hirable though.

    Also blew up my car and wrecked my new car two weeks after I got it.
  15. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    I've been posting retarded shit since you were in diapers, kiddo.
  16. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Ayo, you better flee hops, or get your head flown three blocks
    L keep rappers' hearts pumpin' like Reeboks
    And every year I gain clout and my name sprouts
    Some brothers'd still be virgins if the crack never came out
    I got the wild style, always been a foul child
    My guns go "BOOM BOOM" and yo' guns go "pow pow"
    I'm known to have a hottie open
    I keep the shotty smokin'
    Front, and get half the bones in your body broken
    And when it comes to gettin' nookie I'm not a rookie
    I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopi
    I run with sturdy cliques
    I'm never hittin' dirty chicks
    Got thirty-five bodies, buddy, don't make it thirty-six
    Step to this, you're good as gone
    Word is bond, I leave mics torn when I put it on
  17. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by stupid noob Yup you got this in the right thread friendo.

    Do I know you?
  18. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Yo, I'm straight loco, to hell with you and your broke hoe
    You ain't a big dog, you more like Toto, you got no dough
    I smoke 'dro mixed with coco, strong as bolo
    I pack a fo'-fo', platinum ro-ro
    Anti-homo, that's a no-no so fuck po'-po'
    I push the seven-fo'-oh and not the Volvo
    See-Town push the six-oh-oh, I'm with a bitch on dolo
    Chips from here to Acapulco
    While y'all buck for legs I, buck for heads
    I even buck celebs, nigga fuck the feds
    My underground niggas, y'all can shine with me
    Got my own label now, so y'all can sign with me
    Y'all can take me from the bottom and climb with me
    That's fine with me, that's how it was designed to be
  19. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Hi reststop. How you been bb? ❤️
  20. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Jesus Christ, brb moving to Cuba.
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