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Pedo Guy Strikes Back
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Man never reached the Moon and back in a tin can navigated by a computer with the computing power of a hand calculator. It was all just a giant hoax. A Hollywood production, produced by the US government in the desert.
how do you explain the landing site and laser arrays visible with a cheap telescope then
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2019-05-11 at 11:21 PM UTC
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White Americans, with their whole "don't be a freeloader" attitude, are so fucking pathetic.
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2019-05-11 at 11:20 PM UTC
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
I've worked all my life. I never expected anyone to take care of me, or give me a free ride. I've paid in my taxes, and took care of my responsibilities. Now, I can't work. That's why I'm applying for SSDI.
How dare you ask for money to live from the government! That money is needed to pay $100,000 pensions to politicians, to pay for the importation of infinite niggers, and for civil servants to fuck around going to conferences all day.
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2019-05-11 at 10:21 PM UTC
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Breakfast of Champions
Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptop-lollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw..
look at you all cyber-uber and l33t-admin by IP-banning me so i cant post anymore.
and i would have gotten away with it if it werent for you damned kids. foiled again.
Poor finny has to go to hipster coffee shops to post, lol.
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Originally posted by DietYellow
it's good for migraines though because of the SRI that I would refuse to take had it not had an opioid attached to it because fuck that noise.
That's ironic though, considering you call people pieces of shit who use opioids and act all superior since you kicked using heroin, and act better than everyone else who uses heroin/strong opioids...
At the end of the day they all can cause addiction. I've seen a tramadol addict, believe it or not. I never thought it was possible, but there he was in my living room. He ordered it from veterinarian pharmacies that didnt check too close. Lol it was retarded but it happens.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
damn. you couldn't pull that off here lol
i had to pay 1k to the womens battery shelter for choking chzbrgz over some bullshit and they made a huge production about it.
I think it helped that the person i almost killed was a male.
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2019-05-11 at 3:58 PM UTC
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Nope not anymore
Show feet, get paid.
Must be hard being a woman lol
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2019-05-10 at 11:25 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Ghost
When we do meth she sits on my Face and sucks my dick while I eat her ass. If any attractive females of this forum would like to join in if you're in the Toronto area just hit one of us up.
Does her penis swing back and bop you in the chin during the rim job?
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2019-05-10 at 7:52 PM UTC
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Originally posted by DietYellow
"I'm just gonna be a heroin addict for the rest of my life, at the old old age of 35 not even."
If you really understood chronic pain, and the relief opioids give/quality of life, then you would understand.
It's tiring to try to explain this to people, such as yourself, that don't care to understand or listen.
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I like how thotgirl thought the thread about sad lonely desperate men was the right place to drop a selfie
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Originally posted by Thotgirl
See thats the problem with me and guys you give an inch they take a mile. So i can't be generous.
And most promise a mile and give an inch...amirite!?
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Thotgirl
Fuck no. Your paying me for a service that is subjective. No refunds on this bitch.
Bitch u fake as shit
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Had to take a 400-pound shoplifter down once. Wasn't easy. The big old slob walks in, all 400 pounds of him, looked to be a Gypsie, walks over to the cameras department, pockets about 10 of the Polaroid instant film packs and heads directly for the exit. As soon as he was out, I walked up beside him and flashed my badge and told him he was under arrest for shoplifting. He just smiled this huge grin and told me, no, I wasn't going to arrest him, that he was leaving, then he started to walk away. I grabbed one of his arms in a lock, it was like a tree trunk, and he basically just started dragging me. So I stuck a foot out and half tripped him down to one knee, then I put him in a headlock and told a passerby to call the cops. Well, didn't he lift me right up off the ground, while I have him in the headlock, so I released his neck and stuck my leg between his legs and tried to knock him over, but he was too heavy to budge. So I locked one of his arms again and he started dragging me again. As he dragged me forward toward a phone booth, which just happened to be just ahead, I released his arm, and timing it perfectly, I bashed his body with my shoulder right into the phone booth, so he was basically stuck inside and could hardly move in there. He tried to bully his way out, but I locked each of my hands on each side of the frame of the booth's door and used my body to block him and push him back in. After about a full five minutes of this desperately trying to get out of the phone booth, he finally said he gave up, so I let him out, at which point he tried to flee again, so I tackled him at the legs and managed to get him down and did my best to pin him to the sidewalk. Then he gave up again and promised he would come back into the store. As we were walking back to the entrance, with him breathing in huge gulps of air, he says "Wow. You're pretty tough! Nobody else has been able to get me in!", then he gives me this big smile, like it's all just a game. Ended up he was a career shoplifter with multiple outstanding warrants for shoplifting.
Your lies are extremely detailed and entertaining. You have quite the imagination.👍
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2019-05-08 at 8:41 AM UTC
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African Astronaut
[that staidly controlling tamarillo]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
op is doing it wrong.
boy genius here
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African Astronaut
[impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
Originally posted by BummyMofo
fuck you yes I did. don't give me any of your whiteboy quasi legal fuckboyshit. These niggas will get you if you try to run, they will detain you in a room and you get arrested and charged for petty theft. So eat my nigga dick or go try walking out walmart with a cart full of shit if you don't believe me
No, the fuck you didn't. They, AT MOST, said 'sir stop'.
Originally posted by -SpectraL
One day, I saw this guy in a suit walk over to the pharmacy area and he grabbed about 15 rolls of film and stuffed them into his suit pockets. He then went to the cash and bought a couple of snacks and walked out without paying for the film rolls. When I stopped him outside and advised him he was under arrest for shoplifting, he turned to me and smiled and said there was nothing I could do - that he was protected by immunity. I'm like, wtf? So I told him he could be anybody he wanted to be, but if he took one more step away from the store, he'd get nailed to the pavement. Then he took out some weird ID and showed it to me and warned me I'd have to let him go. I didn't even look at it and told him to come back inside, or he could wait outside for the cops. He then laughed and tried to walk away, so I nailed him to the pavement and cuffed him and half-dragged him all the way back to the security office. When the cops got there, we all found out who he was. He was actually the High Commissioner of Tanzania. One cop told me there was nothing they could do, because of his diplomatic status, wrote out a report, bagged the evidence, and released him right there in front of me, assuring me that a call would be made to the embassy and that he would most probably be in big, big trouble over there.
And then he sued the shit out of you.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I've arrested over 5,000 shoplifters. Probably over 1,000 of those had to be tackled to the ground and cuffed. Ask me anything.
Have you ever been offered sexual services to let them go, and followup question...did you accept?
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2019-05-07 at 12:45 AM UTC
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African Astronaut
[that staidly controlling tamarillo]
Emily Ratajkowski
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Americans are the Master Race
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Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/JetJet is a highly addictive drug first synthesized by Myron. It is extracted from brahmin dung fumes and administered via an inhaler.
It's everywhere
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Originally posted by Helladamnleet
How the fuck are you "disabled"? Go get a fucking job you lazy piece of shit. If you can sit here typing on a computer you can answer an email.
May a thousand fleas infest your gonads smegma breath
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