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update on my homeless adventures

  1. #81
    We'reAllBrownNosers African Astronaut
    Ran into this one homeless dude with face tats last night, he was completely nude. We had a fairly long conversation about the government and spirituality, among other things.

    I was just trying to get a beer. He's an alright guy though. One of those MKULTRA personalities that the government sends into my path as a distraction. They don't like me drinking alcohol.
  2. #82
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers Ran into this one homeless dude with face tats last night, he was completely nude. We had a fairly long conversation about the government and spirituality, among other things.

    I was just trying to get a beer. He's an alright guy though. One of those MKULTRA personalities that the government sends into my path as a distraction. They don't like me drinking alcohol.

    You live in a special world, don't you?
  3. #83
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers They don't like me drinking alcohol.

    I suspect they are the ones who left the shovel where they knew I'd trip on it while drunk.
  4. #84
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by hydromorphone LOL, I told my friend about you assholes. He wants to post on here to "straighten your asses out".

    He says you fucks should be worried that he's taking advantage of me, rather than me taking advantage of him. He thinks most of you are just spoiled yuppie fucks.

    Not hating, but to be fair we have known you longer than he has.

    I fact I've known probably more than half of you fuckers for longer than I've known like 90% of people I interact with day to day. That's weird. Don't make me think about that. It's kinda depressing.
  5. #85
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    folks i know its cleshay but
  6. #86
    Helladamnleet African Astronaut [impartially tyrannize that lentinus]
    Originally posted by DietYellow Yeah, she dont fuck me actually, she just make me do dope sometimes when i dont wanna

    Don't forget the part where he gives her his entire SSDI or w/e check and brings literally nothing to the table. There's no conceivable way that anyone would ever think he was taking advantage of HER when SHE isn't the one giving up money, time, scarce food, et cetera to house a horse junkie.
  7. #87
    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Don't forget the part where he gives her his entire SSDI or w/e check and brings literally nothing to the table. There's no conceivable way that anyone would ever think he was taking advantage of HER when SHE isn't the one giving up money, time, scarce food, et cetera to house a horse junkie.

    I think DP/DY is talking about his woman not Hydro lol
  8. #88
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun I have had homeless people and niggers ask me for money for something to eat and I just ignored them. One time this white guy asked me if I could buy him a couple taco's from Taco Bell as I was walking in so I did. The moral of the story is don't ask for cash.


    ^this.
  9. #89
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Dude, he helped me once, an I paid him back. Since then I've put gas, bought/brought all kinds of food back, and given dope when he's ASKED me for some, and to that I would only give him some when he was really hurting. Since then I've refused to give him any as I don't want him to develop an addiction.

    He's done me the good of getting out of the weather and off con Crete to sleep on. Hell, just the other day I bought some tools to work on his car (we need to replace the break pads, and do an oil change), and gave him money to go toward insurance.

    I carry my own, and fuck, I bring in as much, if not more a month than his checks do. I know, dollar for dollar, I've put more toward shit than he has.
  10. #90
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    How old is this guy?
  11. #91
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, he helped me once, an I paid him back. Since then I've put gas, bought/brought all kinds of food back, and given dope when he's ASKED me for some, and to that I would only give him some when he was really hurting. Since then I've refused to give him any as I don't want him to develop an addiction.

    He's done me the good of getting out of the weather and off con Crete to sleep on. Hell, just the other day I bought some tools to work on his car (we need to replace the break pads, and do an oil change), and gave him money to go toward insurance.

    I carry my own, and fuck, I bring in as much, if not more a month than his checks do. I know, dollar for dollar, I've put more toward shit than he has.

    See thats the problem with me and guys you give an inch they take a mile. So i can't be generous.
  12. #92
    Originally posted by Thotgirl See thats the problem with me and guys you give an inch they take a mile. So i can't be generous.

    And most promise a mile and give an inch...amirite!?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. #93
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Tell him to sign up, I'm down for some shitposting with vietnam car-man
  14. #94
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Dude, he helped me once, an I paid him back. Since then I've put gas, bought/brought all kinds of food back, and given dope when he's ASKED me for some, and to that I would only give him some when he was really hurting. Since then I've refused to give him any as I don't want him to develop an addiction.

    He's done me the good of getting out of the weather and off con Crete to sleep on. Hell, just the other day I bought some tools to work on his car (we need to replace the break pads, and do an oil change), and gave him money to go toward insurance.

    I carry my own, and fuck, I bring in as much, if not more a month than his checks do. I know, dollar for dollar, I've put more toward shit than he has.

    Oh, so you SUCCEEDED in converting him to a dope addict.

    I bet your momma is proud
  15. #95
    Can we get some pics...doesn't have to have your tits in it, maybe the car, inside it, your shopping cart with all your gear in it etc...
  16. #96
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can we get some pics…doesn't have to have your tits in it, maybe the car, inside it, your shopping cart with all your gear in it etc…
  17. #97
    I love you 1337, i love you with all my heart


    >>you can work, there's no reason you have to be homeless


    I FUCKING HATE YOU YOURE A PIECE OF MAIL MEAT GET FUCKED BY A SPORTSCAR AGAGAHAHAHHA


    DRUGDRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGSDRUGS
  18. #98
    Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson And most promise a mile and give an inch…amirite!?

    Story time!

    Two weeks ago i got a guys parole revoked!

    So this guy comes over to my house. Bc i knew has "connections" and carded ccs. I wanted to get cash w/o having to go on dates. So im talking then he starts perving on me and i go and fake cry saying i don't wanna fuck. That ive had bad experiences. Hes like why and i told him that i had to raise money for my mothers medical debts.

    Any who long story short despite repeated protests even him jerking off in my bathroom and making me watch he promises money and 5k delivered in 2 weeks. Enough to pay pimp for awhile and gtfo. He fucks off saying he will be back at two i get a message from at 2 saying hes going to jail turns out fb messenger shows he was online for an hour. Unless he shoved his phone up his ass b4 the cops got him. Lie. So i start reminding him of the 5k saying hey you promised screenshots and messages. All ignored.

    Day after hes on the street he tries being friendly but im like fuck you. Now your not gonna be out of jail for a po violation soon. Especially in ga they keep you until your revocation hearing.

    So i sat for a few days thinking long and hard how to best dealing with being lied to. Then reported him to his po officer for all the multiple times he said he shoplifted and handed them the lifted stuff he left behind. With the security tags still on it. Long story short lie to me and you'll get assfucked. His po is revoked hes now in prison for the rest of his 20 year sentence.
  19. #99
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Good story..but don't get used
  20. Thotgirl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Good story..but don't get used

    Yeah i knew i actively refused his advances. Just bc im a sugarbaby doesnt mean im easy. Infact on my off time sex is the last thing i wanna do. I even stood there arms crossed as he wanted me to watch him jerk off. He even made a mess on my carpets. Idc if i threw him to the sharks he was garbage.
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