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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Sorry, but she's apparently retarded.

    a lot of people make spelling mistakes when they type on phones tho.



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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by benny vader what would you do if she told you she needed rescue or something ???

    well you hardly gonna just ignore it are ya?



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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ It took me 2 minutes to WRITE IT.

    and it took us 0 minutes to not read it.



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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    thanx mmq. i'm glad she safe tho. i think that first text did bring home the danger she putting herself in.



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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    another text

    Home, all good. Apart from him being a narsasistic aragont prick. Heyho, got 100 squid out of him hehe. Thanks for doing that for me x x

    so we are definitely 100% on the same page about what she does now. its a relief actually, been really awkward knowing and knowing she don't know i know. unless she suspected anyway. will be interesting to see how the dynamics change now tho.



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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by benny vader sucks being you mane.

    altho i'm sure starting a clean slate a new has its appeal.

    it actually doesn't suck anywhere near what you think it does. its only stuff man. you can throw it all away and get more stuff when you feel like it. that is a capability i know i possess.



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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by benny vader shes going to ask you for help one day, and when you try to be a hero and save her …

    thats when …

    you think?

    lol





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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i'm wondering now if the reason she's been so cold this last week is guilt over what she does.



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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i've lost everything quite a few times in my life so i realize exactly how free that does actually make you. its almost refreshing when it happens now.



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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    bling ya soopid b-mpa clo mo-dah foe-ka



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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'd probably do a rape murder just to be on the safe side.

    that's always an option



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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    but then the kisses in the text prolly wouldn't be there if she was trying to fuck me off tho.



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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    or is that her way of putting me off?



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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    doing my nut in thinking why the fuck she sent that to me tho. she's lived in this town way longer than me and is local to the area her whole life. she must know shit loads of people she could have sent that info to, and not had to bring me into it. i think this is her way of telling me what she does. like she must want me to know for some reason.



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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    i was gonna let this fred die, but something interesting just happened. for the last week i've been thinking she was avoiding me after we'd spent a few nice evenings together and she opened up a little bit about herself. since saturday she not answered any texts or calls, and its like 2 a day so not like i been hassling her or anything. tonight i saw her going down the stairs and did want to ask her something so i called her but she kept going even tho i'm sure she heard. i went to the top of the stairs and called her again but she just walked straight to the door and didn't look back. i noticed she was dressed up in clothes i'd never even seen before and figured from that she's working tonight.

    anyway i did text her this morning coz we planned to get baccy together but she never replied to that one either. but a while after she went out she replied to it with 'Dont have dolla atm x'. so i replied 'Sux don't it?', to which i again got no reply. 40 minutes later i get this text which i'll quote coz its longer. also i gotta block out pi obviously. this is verbatim as it appears on phone btw.

    heya narc, sorry to put this on you but blame *****, support worker. If you havent heard from me since tonight, let someone know, i dont konw full addrerss just that they live in *****, heie is tiere number and name. Will text you when i get in, ***** xxx
    Name.*****
    Mobile *****

    so it looks like the secrets out, lol. i replied with 'Be safe sweetheart' and then with 'If you need help give me a call'.

    so its got my head spinning a bit, this girl is complex to the fucking max. and i fucking love that about her, haha.



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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 I'm now convinced captain falco and narc are working together.

    touché §m£ÂgØL



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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    what the fucking fuck is this shit?



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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet Lol good one

    "A Place for your Organ"

    you just reminded me, when i was a little kid at a family party. i had an uncle that was a real joker type, and at this party was an elderly neighbor called stan, must have been nearly ninety and half deaf, like. my uncle has said to him jokingly 'do you play the organ stan', while doing a little bit of a jerk movement with his hand. and the old boy genuinely answered 'i've never had an organ to play'. then stood there looking bewildered as fuck as everyone cracked up.




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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Helladamnleet No, it ABSOLUTELY is incoherent and intentionally disruptive. "1" "2" "3" "4" isn't coherent discussion, nor does it contribute to the thread, making it intentionally disruptive as well.


    Also, no, some forced meme about dick is in no way, shape, or form better than any of the real suggestions contained within this thread, as it has nothing to do with music. I'm sure Lanny will use it anyway since he's Zok 2.0 and caters to shitposters such as yourself, but if there's ever a time to show that he gives the littlest bit of a shit about the community at all it will be now by banning both you and Risr for doing FAR worse than most people here have gotten banned for.

    while you were looking up the rules, was there anything in there about not posting to advertise a competing forum?




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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    FUNK GOOOOOOOOO!
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