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2024-06-07 at 1:10 AM UTC in Had Myself a Habanero Wank Today.
Originally posted by Enigma I was talking to Kinkou this morning. Well I'll start a little bit before that.
I like to take regular jars of salsa and add fresh ingredients to them. So anyway, I cut up like 1/4 of a habanero pepper into very thin, small pieces and mix it into the salsa for the side with my XXL microwave burritos. Delicious. Very spicy, I even commented to the chat how spicy just a small amount of habanero can be in a half of a cup of salsa.
About 80 minutes later kinkou and I are talking about this person in my Honors German class in High School. I feel a stirring in my penis and decide it is time to wank. I tell my friend I will be right back and leave to go to the bathroom.
I spend approximately 4 minutes wanking. The same amount of time it takes Kinkou to make a cup of coffee, fun fact. And we reconvene approximately the same time. And I notice a startling feeling.
The tip of my dick is on fire. Like an aching burning sensation. I realize oh shit it must have been the pepper juice, I try to put some lotion on it but it doesn't help!!!
So I go into the shower and the water burns my penis. and right where the head meets the shaft is like really really sore. So I start scrubbing soap into it with cold water and after about 10 minutes the feeling subsided.
My penis and I are fine now, if you're worried, but remember after handling peppers do not touch your shaft even like an hour later when you get horny while chatting with your friends about your past.
Little Madame is in for one hell of a spanking tonight now. Thanks for informing me tho.
btw sugar deactivates capsicum
lolol Capsicum
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2024-06-07 at 12:55 AM UTC in the prison codeJust ride it Bro
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2024-06-07 at 12:51 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by ner vegas
wanted this shirt but I'm not paying $200 for it
https://www.grailed.com/listings/61990343-made-in-usa-x-streetwear-sam-hyde-p-diddy-shirt
go fuck yourself sam hyde
Just attach that pic to the form for one of those tshirt printing websites
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2024-06-07 at 12:19 AM UTC in AFTERPRISONSHOW JOE IS ON THE DOPE!!!!Yeah Urrm Well like me too
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2024-06-07 at 12:07 AM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)When I grow up I wanna be the worst user
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2024-06-07 at 12:05 AM UTC in Whos your favorite totse ewhore?
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2024-06-06 at 11:59 PM UTC in How does making you click I'm Not a Robot work
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2024-06-06 at 11:22 PM UTC in Whos your favorite totse ewhore?btw sorry to call you a wanker mate
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2024-06-06 at 6:25 PM UTC in How does making you click I'm Not a Robot work
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Those Captchas bug me that say "Click on the traffic lights" and then a couple of the boxes have a TINY piece of the traffic light in it…do you click on those or not? because if you do click on them it opens up another pic like you chose wrong, and then when you don't click on them..it also opens another pic as if you were wrong.
Not just me then?
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2024-06-06 at 6:19 PM UTC in Sexual harassment from BradleyI took a pic of my wood as a shout out to Bradley
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2024-06-06 at 5:42 PM UTC in Whos your favorite totse ewhore?Yeah call it DateHotel Scron, and take all those other wankers with ya.
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2024-06-06 at 5:22 PM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
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2024-06-06 at 4:50 PM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
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2024-06-06 at 4:33 PM UTC in Whos your favorite totse ewhore?
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2024-06-06 at 4:19 PM UTC in If humans lived to 200 years...
Originally posted by Dirtbag I don't trust anyone not to cheat on me and don't know why or if it's really a bad thing. Ideally I wouldn't want my partner to cheat but if they do I don't want it to end our marriage, I'd rather they be okay with me also cheating. Though I feel like it would result in less intimacy between us, it could be better than divorce, it would be more like a partnership than a loving marriage. Why am I thinking so much about this.
No trust means your relationships will never last very long. Take it from somebody with experience, people pick up on it when you don't trust them, and then they start questioning it. They think you're either cheating, lying or not being straight with them about something. Soon as that seed starts to grow in their head its a death sentence on the relationship.
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2024-06-06 at 4:13 PM UTC in Sexual harassment from BradleyWell I'm taking full credit for making Bradley cry and storm out the board like a 3 year old
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2024-06-06 at 7 AM UTC in If humans lived to 200 years...You wouldn't even be faithful to yourself by that point
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2024-06-06 at 6:10 AM UTC in How does making you click I'm Not a Robot work
Originally posted by Elbow My understanding is that Google keeps track of you all across the internet. When you click that button it's using various factors like your browsing history and the way the mouse moves to decide if you're human. If it's not sure, it spits out a captcha.
I find that more scarier than the robots
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2024-06-06 at 5:59 AM UTC in Reminded me of WariatOh and probably lose the tits
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2024-06-06 at 5:59 AM UTC in Reminded me of WariatBlow the top of the dogs head off with a shotgun and it'd be spot on
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