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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Solstice Is she willing to pee on you though?

    I'll get there I'm sure. I've told her I find it hot and have a pee fetish. She told me she bisexual and even hinted at a threesome some time. I told her I wouldn't want it if it would make her uncomfortable or jealous or anything and she was like 'no it'd be fine'.


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Nile Glad for you narc.

    Theres a woman at the bookstore I work at I wanna get to know.

    But as I'm homeless it's kinda hard to feel confident.

    Yeah I hear you bro. How badly you want it? Put everything into getting a place then get to work on it.


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    48


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    My girl atm Charmaine, she's fucking gorgeous and so cool. I love spending time with her, we clicked instantly when we met. She's not perfect or anything in fact she's had a rough time over the years but that's made her so down to earth. and she has the softest skin its amazing, I love just sitting there with her watching a movie or summing and just stroking her soft sexy belly with my fingers, I can do it for hours. I know it prolly sounds gay as fuck but I fucking love being with her and hate it when she goes.


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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Sophie He's been for a while bro.

    shit man I missed that one, been too busy with life to get on here much lately. Anything else I missed?


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Ghost nis cocktailers are pros at whipping up a batch of potent kill juice. I think it's appropriate the way sploo went out was with so many random drugs in his system that people that read the tox report still aren't entirely sure what he took.

    Wait what, sploo dead??


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Data To go to Berlin and chill without worrying about weird time paradoxes. People always ask about killing Hitler, but they never ask what beaches you'd like to go to, or what theatres you'd like to see before Europe gets bombed to shit. Like you live in the UK so you could come to areas you know now relatively easily and check out what things were like in your country in 1939. Go show them technology and freak everyone out. You could just choose not to go back as well and live there with the knowledge of what to invest in so you can be rich and maybe powerful. You could invent the computer. Steal valuables and return to our timeline without consequence. Whatever you want man. It's a time machine.

    Would there be good drugs and hot slutty bitches?


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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats It was the hottest I could get without having an adult unlock the satanic demon sauces.

    It tasted like a bunch of burning sparklers on my tounge.
    Immediately unpleasant.
    Id rank it as a mild sauce.

    You spelt lounge wrong, its with an L not a T you dumb fuck.


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Data Wow you're slow.

    The you who would've been born in that temporal plane wouldn't exist. You still would. You aren't changing history in our timeline. You are fucking up someone else's timeline.

    So what would be the point of what you asked in the op?


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why would anyone want to kill Hitler anyway?? I'd apply to be his right hand man and advise against attacking the Russians.

    Tbf I think a lot of his top guys did advise him that but lucky for us he was an arrogant moron.


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Data Do you people not understand that I broke the time paradox here

    You would still exist if you killed hitler or fucked your mother or whatever

    But hitler never killed my grandad, so if hitler didn't happen then my granddaddy would have been dead.


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Pretty much every one of us would cease to exist if hitler never did what he did tho.


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Data I am an android, not a robot.

    Are you still friends with Claude Dallas after you snitched on him?


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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Data Hi

    You never drank a cup of coffee, cola or hundreds of other caffeine containing drinks?


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny says the one who thinks there are stealth crop dusters.


    Says the one who thinks little kids are sexually attracted to him

    Hahahahahahahahh


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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Hahahahahalol@thisfred


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    So go home little boys, you're way out of your league.


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready thats because there are chemicals in Molly that are similar to SSRI from what Im told. and SSRI fuck up the orgasims men get automatically.

    Ive never dropped E or whatever meth shit you guys are on but its a known fact it can cause Retrograde ejaculation
    Retrograde ejaculation occurs when semen which would be ejaculated via the urethra is redirected to the urinary bladder. Normally, the sphincter of the bladder contracts before ejaculation, sealing the bladder which besides inhibiting the release of urine also prevents a reflux of seminal fluids into the male bladder during ejaculation.

    Your bladder suddenly puffs up like you have a severe prostate infection. or actually does get infected

    Fuck around and Find Out. its painful as fuck

    Nigga you guys clearly just spouting shit you read out a text book or some war on drugs propaganda. Fact is being schedule oned means little to no research has even been conducted on mdma, not by people who write text books and science papers anyway. I'm an 80s child, ecstacy was our thing during the acid house era of the late 80s and 90s. We did so much of that shit we know more about it than any science dudes. I recognise proper mdma when I have it as I was doing it when the good Es of the late 80s/early 90s was going, and I was doing it in the mid 90s when all the pma and other shite was getting put in the pils. I don't need some know it all kids to tell me what I can and cant do on E, especially when you're at that stage in your life where you're still years away fom having proper control of your dick and when it orgasms. I can cum when I like whether on or off E or any drug. That's what years of experience has benefitted me with.


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    This kev needs to go back to the school playground and stick to playing with the other schoolboys, coz out here in the adult world he ain't impressing anyone. Just making himself look like the inexperienced little boy that he is.

    lol


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