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Easy way to get women talking about sex

  1. #21
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I will in fact pee on you if the dollar is right. Do u know what I mean?

    Holy shit sweetie, well you just became 100 times more interesting

    WOW girl


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  2. #22
    women always want to see it when i tell them i have a small penis.
  3. #23
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    April is so sweet she like April showers

    And you are gold girl





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  4. #24
    Tell them you're a sex therapist when they ask you what your job is.

    Next.
  5. #25
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Or a porn producer


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  6. #26
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Narc Or a porn producer


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    wariat tries this on 16 year old girls in polane all the time and they just run away. LIAR
  7. #27
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wariat tries this on 16 year old girls in polane all the time and they just run away. LIAR

    See the trick to that one is to not make the girl feel like a pedo while getting her to talk about sex


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  8. #28
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood wariat tries this on 16 year old girls in polane all the time and they just run away. LIAR

    That's not why they are running away from him...
  9. #29
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Narc See the trick to that one is to not make the girl feel like a pedo while getting her to talk about sex


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    sounds like a her problem
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  10. #30
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood sounds like a her problem

    Oh shit you just reminded me I gotta do summing

    Thx Scron xx


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  11. #31
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    btw, is a you problem if they run away


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  12. #32
    16yr old girl sits next to wariat at the bar

    "Hi, I'm Olga, what's your name"

    "WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO LICK MY DIRTY 40YR OLD ASSHOLE?"

    Girl walks away.

    Wariat sits bemused.
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  13. #33
    Thanks for the like Wariat...come on back, it's not the same without you.
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  14. #34
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Narc btw, is a you problem if they run away


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    not if you run faster
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  15. #35
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 16yr old girl sits next to wariat at the bar

    "Hi, I'm Olga, what's your name"

    "WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO LICK MY DIRTY 40YR OLD ASSHOLE?"

    Girl walks away.

    Wariat sits bemused.

    Prolly goes "T'huh" then snarl's "Fucking little slut" under his breathe


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  16. #36
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ya. Like it’s not unusual to me

    Speaking of rimjobs what do you think?

    It's gay for a guy to get one IMO but I would feel more secure talking shit about an ex on social media if she gave me one as opposed to the other way around. Or at least it was mutual.
  17. #37
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Speaking of rimjobs what do you think?

    It's gay for a guy to get one IMO but I would feel more secure talking shit about an ex on social media if she gave me one as opposed to the other way around. Or at least it was mutual.

    Gay what, from another dude you mean? If so then yes, of course

    Otherwise have a think about what you said for a minute

    "Is hetero sex gay?" lolmao


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  18. #38
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Also why you even thinking about chatting shit about an ex on SM like a total bitch for?


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