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2017-05-31 at 12:01 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
Originally posted by Discount Whore "Daddy can you get off your phone and play with us? You're always on your phone."
I am Satan.
We got games here, too. We got one where you get banned and one that involves finding word enhancements. We have a popular one called "shit on Bill Krozby" wich is fun for the whole family.
Don't seclude your kids from the wonders of space.
"I'm actually not on my phone. That's just how it looks like. In reality I'm in space"
"What are you talking about, dad?"
"I'm a nigga. A Space Nigga. Check this out."
"Ugghhh, why is his butt bleeding?"
"Doug Life..." -
2017-05-31 at 2:22 AM UTC in Can a woman get pregnant if she takes semen from her mouthYou don't fuck the peepeehole, guys. Usually.
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2017-05-30 at 6:52 PM UTC in What does most of philosphy come back to?
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2017-05-31 at 12:15 AM UTC in Rajbundy is the best drug ever
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2017-05-30 at 11:24 PM UTC in Ever see people in public you don't want to see?
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lol, you know what she did give me a troll grin when she said hey "HI DOUG!" but I honestly don't think she's a gang stalkersz just really annoying and trying to get me to notice her.
But I've had that shit happen before with girls.
Real gang stalking is when last year I worked dowtown my manager introduced me to these two biker dudes and they were basically told me that they knew about my legal situation and that I like to answer phones drunk at work and I just blew it off even though that was kinda weird.
A week later I was having coffee with this chicken at barnes and nobles on the opposite side of town and I was sitting there having coffee with her talking and then I hear from the other side of the store "HEY DOUG! WHATSS THE GOOD WORD!" and I turn around its one of those biker guys and everyone in the starbucks is looking at me and him as he walks up to me sitting there with girl and says "whats up man!" and extends his hand out for a secret hand shake and I do it the best I can. And he says "Doug you're awesome!" and I said "what are you doing around here?" and he says "just gonna get a cup coffee!" and he goes and orders a cup of water and leaves.
And the girl I'm with ask, who is that? And I say, "just a guy that goes to the bar next to where I work"
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2017-05-30 at 10:02 PM UTC in Do you like Bill Krozby: the poll
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2017-05-30 at 12:11 PM UTC in ATTN: Hydro
Originally posted by aldra that would be the opposite of a contact high
and yeah, I always thought DP or more was pretty gay, gang rape is just… total faggotry
It's pretty gay with another guy involved. I don't care about a bro-code. You smell the other dude (possibly taste him) no matter what. I don't like that. I don't really care about another dick (that's actually pretty hot) but it's the rest of the dude that bothers me. -
2017-05-30 at 8:34 PM UTC in I will no longer be posting on this website.
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2017-05-29 at 10:43 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinFuck imgur, that total dickshit. I swear, I fucking hate that fucking shit site.
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2017-05-30 at 3:56 PM UTC in PSA for all you autistic faggots-Revenge of the Figet Spinner!
Originally posted by Phoenix It's like we've gone back to kids playing with fucking pinwheels, like… what?
Technology advanced at a much faster rate than human biology was able to adapt to it and made all generations that had access to the internet retarded.
Evolution realized this and gave those really fucked up retard kids born after the year 2000 the attention span of a Guppy so they are mesmerized by spinning wheels and clicking cubes. The next couple of generation will become more and more retarded from fidgeting with all kinds of shit and technology will die down to the point where it has to be rebuilt by a chosen few non-retards. Then the process will repeat itself until the end of times because the singularity has already occured, we were just busy watching weird porn and arguing about bans on forums to realize it.
This is Posttechnologism. The age of the Mongo Sapiens. -
2017-05-30 at 2:51 PM UTC in PSA for all you autistic faggots-Revenge of the Figet Spinner!
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2017-05-30 at 2:50 PM UTC in PSA for all you autistic faggots-Revenge of the Figet Spinner!
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2017-05-30 at 2:32 PM UTC in PSA for all you autistic faggots-Revenge of the Figet Spinner!Lanny will never get his fucking thing he ordered on Alibaba.
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2017-05-30 at 12:14 PM UTC in Phoenix, Malice, RisiR - Threesome
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2017-05-30 at 11:18 AM UTC in Are pedos monsters or just sick?I'd watch a 13 year old finger herself no problem. Actually, I have. It has been over a decade but fuck that, I still like cartoons, aswell.
If that 13 year old signaled(?) that she would want me to join, I'd definitely fuck her. The fuck is wrong with you all?
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2017-05-30 at 10:49 AM UTC in Phoenix, Malice, RisiR - ThreesomeBe honest. Fucking HTS and Malice wouldn't make one gay.
They are both feminine little cuties who like to be dominated. They are both girls. -
2017-05-30 at 10:20 AM UTC in Phoenix, Malice, RisiR - Threesome
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2017-05-30 at 8:29 AM UTC in HTS-Phoenix Fan Club
Originally posted by Phoenix I legitimately am not sure which side of the power struggle you want to be on. You seem to have an interest in breaking people psychologically… and you know stuff about weird experimental things that could be really useful in breaking someone into that lifestyle… but like, you also strike me as a perverted little homo who'd probs like to be pretty.
100% power bottom ultra fag.
Malice needs to be fucked into submission. -
2017-05-30 at 8:22 AM UTC in HTS-Phoenix Fan Club
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2017-05-30 at 6:56 AM UTC in Anyone here ever had a topo chico before?
Its mineral water and I like it better real water.
What's real water, Bill Krozby?