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  1. bling bling Dark Matter
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  2. I just wish they would fire me honestly. This place is so fucked its impossible to get fired, they try to discipline people for everything; calling in sick, talking too much, making mistakes.

    What's even funnier is they offered me counselling. They can't figure out why I miss so much work, everyone is baffled.

    I dont think anyone has caught on that ive been abusing drugs at work ever since I started working there.

    Thats what I'm gonna do.. Corporate counselling by rattoxes. I will say "I want to work but every time I take the bus I have panic attacks or I'm too intoxicated/high to sit there for 20 minutes, I dont like calling cabs because they pretend to not understand English and refuse to stop the cab when we get to my destination, plus the corporate zattox bitcoin homeless hooker street gang.. Fuck money!!"
  3. Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I just wish they would fire me honestly. This place is so fucked its impossible to get fired, they try to discipline people for everything; calling in sick, talking too much, making mistakes.

    What's even funnier is they offered me counselling. They can't figure out why I miss so much work, everyone is baffled.

    I dont think anyone has caught on that ive been abusing drugs at work ever since I started working there.

    Thats what I'm gonna do.. Corporate counselling by rattoxes. I will say "I want to work but every time I take the bus I have panic attacks or I'm too intoxicated/high to sit there for 20 minutes, I dont like calling cabs because they pretend to not understand English and refuse to stop the cab when we get to my destination, plus the corporate zattox bitcoin homeless hooker street gang.. Fuck money!!"

    I think it's just one of those places that writes everyone up for every little thing just so they have "reason" to fire anyone they want whenever they want
  4. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    *writes Kolokol-1 down*

    It's my receipt, I want my burrita-taquita.

    Let's grind in the journal.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    These types of videos can indeed be boring as shit but I found this one to be pretty entertaining if nothing else...

  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by 1337 lol, no. http://imgur.com/a/KGIUm

    imgur is officially dogshit. It doesn't work on mobile anymore at all. FUCKNG SHIT.
  7. Originally posted by RisiR † imgur is officially dogshit. It doesn't work on mobile anymore at all. FUCKNG SHIT.

    I've been using a site called cubeupload.com

    It's just like imgur used to be except you have to add img tags yourself
  8. Originally posted by 1337 Does 4J still go on TC?

    Two questions to tell if a poster/former poster goes on TC:

    Is said poster mmQ?
    Is said poster a hardcore faggot?

    If the answer to both questions is "no", said poster is not on TC
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    LOL.

    What's the easiest way to find a bag from a stranger? Bar maybe?
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mmQ LOL.

    What's the easiest way to find a bag from a stranger? Bar maybe?

    What kind of bag?
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR † What kind of bag?

    One with cannabis in it.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Skatepark?
  13. bling bling Dark Matter
    u fat basterd u wud get stabbde smoke ur moms pubs
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR † Skatepark?

    Too far away. I'll just compensate with double the beer. *sigh*
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ LOL.

    What's the easiest way to find a bag from a stranger? Bar maybe?

    You're this old, work in the food sector (literally has the highest rate of use), and you don't even know how to get weed?

    Just saying. Honestly, when you first posted that I thought you were asking for advice on how to steal a bag from someone.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice You're this old, work in the food sector (literally has the highest rate of use), and you don't even know how to get weed?

    Just saying. Honestly, when you first posted that I thought you were asking for advice on how to steal a bag from someone.

    Oh me loife dude. It's one of those rare circumstances where people are either out or they are working themselves. I work with many stoners it's not some lack of ambition on my part, just shitty timing. Dont patronize me.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I thought so, too. Backpacks would have been my answer. That or laptops in trains.
  18. Originally posted by Malice You're this old, work in the food sector (literally has the highest rate of use), and you don't even know how to get weed?

    Just saying. Honestly, when you first posted that I thought you were asking for advice on how to steal a bag from someone.

    I thought he was asking for heroin. How can you not find weed? I haven't even smoked weed in 3 years and I can find weed.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ Oh me loife dude. It's one of those rare circumstances where people are either out or they are working themselves. I work with many stoners it's not some lack of ambition on my part, just shitty timing. Dont patronize me.

    lets patreonize a fund for him to find a dealer
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Don't even know how to get weed."

    Yes Mally this is my first time I'm new to this. Do you have to say marijuana or can I use a slang term when I ask? I don't want to get in trouble!

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