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2021-08-07 at 9:40 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, then soon you'll be denied access to the grocery store, the shopping malls, the post office, the shoe store, the restaurant, the club, and everywhere else you'd like to go into, and you will be travel banned, even within the United States. How do you feel about that?
Oh you! You might have forgotten who you're talking to but I'm ALWAYS free. You might think that I'm locked up but I'm going places you can only dream about. Again, nothing of that affects me. They can't ban me from going into the forest and that's why I perform my most powerful rituals. Please keep that in mind. -
2021-08-07 at 9:35 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 9:30 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You abandoned the site. You're a quitter, son.
I'm sorry that made you sad. You must have felt terribly alone without me but I had to take care of some things and figured that staying up all night to insult people on the other side of the planet inhibits my growth as a human bean. I'm back in full force, though. At least until I leave again. (Maybe, maybe not) -
2021-08-07 at 9:26 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Did you inject any of the experimental gene therapies yet?
No. Of course not. When I went to the doctor and the nurse came in with the big horse needle I told her I only inject experimental chinese narcotica in a rather threatening tone of voice, took my hat and left. Never heard of her again. -
2021-08-07 at 9:20 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 9:17 PM UTC in STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by AngryOnion Its all just the latest case of mass psychosis.
I just watched this video about an hour ago. The algorhythms that simulate you guys into my reality are getting out of hand. Pretty crazy.
I found a cool youtube vid that explains it very well,Its not anti vaccine or about covid but it explains how these things happen.
And to stay on topic:
Covid 29 has absolutely no impact on my life. The only time I remember it's a thing is when I see/hear other people going crazy about it. I could not give less of a shit about it. I'm used to entering stores with a mask on. THATS how gangster I am. I order most of my stuff, though. The other day I ordered pickled wine leaves which I'm gonna use to make dolma. That's a turkish dish. Pretty elaborate. You basically need a pressure cooker to make it but some people would disagree. -
2021-08-07 at 9:06 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 8:54 PM UTC in I'm back.
Originally posted by mmQ HNNNNNNGH ole gingerbread house living in mothafucka . Whats good?
My brother Garret from another marret..che (marriage, get it?). Not much to be honest just a whole lot. I just went through my old threads and it cured my AIDS, man. Fucking awesome. This thread is originally from 2017 and you welcomed me back then, too. <3
I have to get up in the morning tomorrow to celebrate my mom's birthday so I'm kicking it soon but I'll show up after that and we can hang (make) out if anyone is interested. -
2021-08-07 at 8:17 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 8:12 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
Originally posted by lockedin welcome back nigger
Daz dat shit, nikka. You might be wondering what made me show up again and in fact I know you do so I'm gonna answer you.
It was an accumulation of things. First, I had to paint my window frames the other day. Or start painting my window frames, there are 40 of them so I have just started. You can imagine how long that is gonna take. Second, I just watched a video about Arthur Schopenhauer and got sentimental about the good old times when I remembered I had him as my avatar and the RisiR the Rat memes Scrawny made. Boy, did those make me laugh. Ha ha ha.
You may have noticed my current avatar which is also Arthur Schopenhauer but it's the faceapp version which has a smile on his face.
Optimism restored. Smile status: back. -
2021-08-07 at 7:16 PM UTC in I'm back.Bumpin for the habit. This time I mean it, though.
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2021-08-07 at 7:10 PM UTC in xanax munchies > weed munchies
Originally posted by Kev wont you also forget whatever nice feelings they gave you?
I kinda did. I was a heavy benzo addict for 6 or 7 years and tapered myself off over 6 months. It sucked pretty hard because I also stopped smoking syncans™ at the same time. Some OG niggas might remember my withdrawal posting.
The other day I threw out a bunch of stuff and found an unopened pill that read "lormin zolam" so I had my synapses tingle and went on the web to figure out what it was. Turns out it's Bromazolam which is weird because I never really did pharma benzos and just ordered RC ones on the web. No idea where it came from. I couldn't get myself to throw it away but I also can't remember how it felt like. -
2021-08-07 at 7 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
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2021-08-07 at 6:52 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas MonksLololololo... look at him go. Ha!
I still got it. -
2021-08-07 at 6:42 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Damn it.
I'm sorry if I have forgotten who you are but your post was pretty sick so I think we should hang out more.
You're back?
There is nothing going on here anymore.
Best just be on your way.
Would you like charcoal or rope?
Id give you a knife but Bill Krozby went bat shit crazy and broke it off in his guts when he killed himself.
They even had to remove the subfloor and replace it.
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ But I'm still here, kid. Go figure.
My old friend, William Taggart the chud molester. You were before your time, sir. It's good to see you. -
2021-08-07 at 5:21 PM UTC in The Obituary of Douglas Monks
Oh man... It's been such a long time I have actually forgotten how to post here. Is that how you embed an image? Is any of this even real?
So apparently the ol' Bill Krozbyler died, huh? That sucks. I have just read up a bit and Juicebox is also dead and so are actor and sploo. I'm legitimately sad right now and the survivors guilt is hitting me super hard.
I'm sad about it all and that includes the state of this website. C'mon man, you have to step your game up...
It's really good to see some familiar names, though. mmQ, aldra, Sudo, Sophie, Lanny, Scron and I assume that one dude is Falco. Candy is still posting and those daterape hotel weirdos are still here too. Gotta respect that, I guess.
Anyway.. I haven't forgotten you all and I probably never will. Don't ever shut the fuck up and absolutely don't kill yourself.
From RisiR with love <3 -
2019-11-07 at 7:57 PM UTC in New HIV Strain Confirmed
Originally posted by -SpectraL Absolutely. Back in the '80's, we used to wrap tiny balls of weed into tiny squares of tin foil and punch holes in it with a needle and heat up two butterknives on the stove until they're cherry red hot and then squeeze the tin foil packets between the knives while inhaling with a 1L Coke bottle with the bottom cut off. We inhaled lots and lots of good tin foil vapors with our weed knives.
You were the sploo of the 80s and now you are the you of now. Oh how the mighty have fallen. -
2019-11-07 at 6:47 PM UTC in If you kick a woman out of your pad while nakedJerkems lol
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2019-11-07 at 6:45 PM UTC in If you kick a woman out of your pad while nakedI do NOT believe it. What is Jergens?
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2019-11-07 at 6:40 PM UTC in If you kick a woman out of your pad while nakedThe secret is to always put a strap-on dildo up your asshole before the cops arrive. Not just a normal dildo, must be a strap-on with the harness dangling from it.
Then you can claim the SHE fucked YOU and no cop with any kind of dignity will investigate further because that's kinda gay.
Just make sure you are naked or atleast have the dildo visible. The first time I tried my plan I was so nervous and pulled my pants up. Totally forgot about it when I was talking to the cops and spend 3 days in jail with a cock up my ass.
