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Posts by RisiR †

  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Pretty sure this video shows the birth of the simulation that makes our reality.

  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Also we don't have a problem with laced weed in the US. Weed is still illegal in Florida and still gay to get (currently my plug is a nigger named Eric who disappears off the face of the earth for weeks randomly) but anybody selling laced shit would stop getting business immediately. People get stuff sent in from legal states like Colorado or Oregon and stuff sometimes.

    I stopped buying that shit as soon as I realized what I was smoking which sadly took some time. I hadn't smoked bud in years and just thought I wasn't used to it anymore. And yes, we absolutely do have different weed cultures. Over here it has reached a point where people actually demand the laced shit and don't buy anything normal because they are heavily addicted to syncans but they do it without knowing what they are actually smoking. They just want "the strong stuff". It's fucked.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Keep in mind that Narc isn't your "buddy", just remember what a huge faggot he was and then trust me when I say he is precisely as huge of a faggot now. Not all people improve and learn. In fact even this ingratiating little faggot tactic is the same as from back then, as you may recall.

    Yea, you're right. I just fucking love talking about myself, y'know. Thanks for the heads up.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Doing fine but a plural purchased that account so now risir is part of the singularity and is going to start the NIS TOTSE JENK death cult of cat shit huffers like rock nose

    That's the plan. *takes a fat hit of cat shit* oooh baby I like it RAW.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Narc Fuck you risir


    .

    Not for free. Subscribe to my Onlyfans for more information and content.



    Originally posted by Narc How you doin buddy?


    .

    I'm doing pretty fucking good. I'm almost completely sober and really worked on my health a shitton. I picked up smoking weed again but didn't realize I was smoking syncan laced shit. You guys over there probably have the same problem with laced herb. Stopped and went through another withdrawal episode but that was over a year ago. Worked as a forester and got fit as fuck but I'm planning to go back to university to study something that allows me to sit on my ass more and maybe help people. We'll see how that goes.

    How about you? Still selling filler material for heron?
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    There is no higher moral obligation than giving your life and being to other organisms so they can strive. I personally can't wait for the day I get consumed and become one with gaia again. It will not happen on my terms and I have barely any influence on when it happens. It definitely will, though.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Kev that is in the same ballpark as thinking you can will things to happen, its irrational. but if its consoling, so be it.

    It is indeed irrational but that doesn't stop it from, maybe, being true. There's a bunch of stuff in physics that is completely irrational. Retrocausality for example that tells us that the future influences the past. The quantum zeno effect that tells us that an observer influences the decay of a particle. Human senses and perception are far from being the end all be all. Life on earth barely makes any sense what so ever yet here we are. The fact that we developed intelligence and can have this discussion is far far far more unlikely than us controlling the climate with that intelligence.

  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Kev Thats some really nice kindergarten philosophy to stop little ones from wetting the bed
    No, it's actually a fundamental truth of quantum mechanics. Or kinda... There is some stuff that is probably impossible. We just have to be lucky enough to be in that one timeline where it works out. I like my chances.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Kev not possible, all we can do is adapt.

    Nothing is impossible. We won't advance to a type 3 civilization over night and if we can't master the weather we are already fucked.

    I also fear that this adaptation entails more brown hordes in my country and I don't want that as I'm a white man and greatly value the cold dark nights of winters past.
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i poked my ass again,

    to see if it still hurts.

    the dildo tears my hole,

    the old familiar sting …

    Hey there, vinny. How is the alcoholism going? I hope your liver hasn't given out yet but you chinks are pretty resistent to that so I'm sure you'll be fine. Put in a good word for me when you guys take over the world, please.
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I like (((Chesky))) records because of their recording style. Their mastering of jazz tunes is outstanding. They use binaural dummy head recording to give a 3d stereo sound which they often record in churches because of the unique accoustic vibrancy that gives.

  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I don't believe anything I haven't experienced myself and don't care about any studies anymore because it's all pozzed to shit but I know that the weather has been complete shit here. Every other day we have a hailstorm or flood and it fucks my vibes.

    I'm currently working on a protection spell to protect that little place I call home. That's really all I can do but I feel like we should more on controlling the weather in general.

    Humans haven't caused snakes to be poisonous but we sure did make antidotes and owned those little shits. We should do the same with the climate.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Cly Hey RisiR †, Jesus Christ died for sins.
    Goddamn right he did.


    Originally posted by Cly Accept Jesus.
    I have my friend.
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by DontTellEm What it do, clown ass

    Hey it's you. I hope everything is going well for you and that you got the help you needed. Is your daughter finally legal? I'm just kidding. I'm gay now.


    Originally posted by Sophie Good to see you too man, i mean that.

    My man, Psychomantits. I'm glad and also worried that they haven't caught you by now. Your cyber security must really be top notch. We should really meet up one day and study our Ahnenerbe together.



    Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga Sup bro

    Falco... *tips hat*
    I discovered one of my absolute favorite meals and every time I cook it I think of you. Red lentil curry. Masoor ki dal. It's incredible. I thank your ancestors for that.



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The NIS Death CUlt is pulling pulling pulling that chain are you going to pull back or will

    "The only thing that's changed, is the color of the chains"
    Great quote you got there, Scrawnaldo. Are you still with HTS? If yes then tell xey that I said hi. :*



    Originally posted by Ajax Kill yourself, OP.

    Love you, too bro. And it's actually funny that you brought it up. I haven't thought about suicide in a loooong time. I originally wanted to take a bus but the only ticket they had left was a one way to shredcity so I went there and became the mayor. I'm shrimped out of my goddamn mind now.
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mmQ Heard dat!

    Nice to hear from you for realzies m8. The site has NOT gotten better since you've been gone. And as you see, lots of deaths. Actro isn't confirmed dead tho, its just a hunch… personally I think he finally win the lottery and is living luxuriously on some remote island.

    Stick around a lil bit this time maybe ? I will have sex with you 4 times in a row if you do. Baiii

    Would be insane if Actor actually won the superball. I hope he did. I'll go with that reality. Thanks for bringing it up.

    I'll be around tomorrow for sure and maybe I'll keep posting more. I actually kinda want to. I missed it.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Some of you might remember that I hate 3 things.

    jedis
    Mosquitos
    And those fat fucking chirping birds that always sit on the same spot on my neighbors roof doing the same fucking scream instead of singing any songs "RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH! RAH!" Fuck that.

    This story is about number two. The mosquito. Well, I had one. A real juicy fucker buzzing around my head when I wanted to sleep. It was pissing me the fuck off. Big time. And you might also remember that I have a thing for hyperbole and being dramatic. Pretty sure you do. So, I was laying there trying to sleep, right? And then there it is "bzzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzz". No. I don't accept it. So I got up and tried to hunt it down but it went full trb3 stealth mode on me and I gave up and went back to bed. " bzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzzzzz"bzzzzzzz. FUCK. So, I'm laying there and I can't take it anymore and I go fucking crazy and in my head I start talking to God and I say "I would rather have anything else in my room right now than this fucking thing. Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want. Just get rid of that fucking mosquito for me" and I decided to get up again and for whatever reason, I kinda forgot, take a hot shower. Ahh yes, I remember why. I decided to spray some bug spray, actual hornet killer, into my bedroom to holocaust the motherfucker. That is crucial to the story.

    So I spray the stuff and go take a shower and when I walk out of my bathroom I hear a CRAZY loud buzz. "BZZZZZZZZZ" BZZZZZZZZ"BZZZZZZZZZ" Jesus... What's going on?

    I open the door to my bedroom and bang. There are dozens of fat fucking flies buzzing around in a drugged up frency. DOZENS. I look around and see the most of them around my window and realized they came in through a slit on the blinds, I guess you call it the blinds. The thing you can roll up to not get any light through the window. Turns out they all got in there to hibernate or something and there was some kind of crack in the wall where they all went in and basically, I had the walls full of fucking flies and now the hornet killer fully kicks in and they are coming out of every little crack and slit I had in the walls like in a fucking horror movie. I'm not kidding you. The dozens turned into hundreds and they are coming out EVERYWHERE! Everything is full of flies. They are swirling around and buzzing on the floor on their back while struggling with the poison. WHAT THE FUCK. I took a broom and swooped them all together but they kept coming and I even heard the buzzing change the sound with every step I took so I realized they are also in the floor. Oh God no.

    It was a nightmare and that's how I accepted that God is real and to not fuck with him because he gave me what I asked for. "Anything. Give me a demon or whatever you want". Like the hebrews with the raining frogs and locusts.. God gave me those flies. And I'm glad he did. Thank you for reading. God bless.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Where the real niggas hang. It's frankly disgusting to see people use all these fake ass knock offs when this thread is perfectly fine to use

    I'm going to bed now. It was a pleasure as usual. See you soon, boy.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I've only gotten through half the list so far. Stick around all they'll all be six feet underground.

    That made me laugh.
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Can you hover over the ground yet?

    Only for very limited amounts of time but I got very proficient in digging myself into holes in the ground. They never see me coming.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RisiR † Oh you! You might have forgotten who you're talking to but I'm ALWAYS free. You might think that I'm locked up but I'm going places you can only dream about. Again, nothing of that affects me. They can't ban me from going into the forest and that's why I perform my most powerful rituals. Please keep that in mind.

    *where, not why. My english is a bit rusty. I have only talked to squirrels in the past year or so.
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