Posts by RisiR †

1. 2017-06-30 at 6:31 PM UTC in I cucked myself
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Can you make the pitcher Bill Krozby naked?
2. 2017-06-30 at 6:24 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Uuhhhhh, no?
3. 2017-06-30 at 6:22 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Some _____ from _____ who does ______. You ___ and he ____.
   
   Not even joking. LOL.
   
   Post last edited by RisiR † at 2017-06-30T18:54:34.682127+00:00
4. 2017-06-30 at 6:19 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   And I'll copyright the term. 20...25/75, Lanny.
5. 2017-06-30 at 6:14 PM UTC in Got ripped off..
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ That sounds like something I'd hear in West Side Story.
   
   Clearly you're a Jet.

   
   If I want to be a jet, I can be a jet.
6. 2017-06-30 at 6:08 PM UTC in Please change the stupid gay ass faggot ass name of the Music forum
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Lanny Clearly you've missed the point of this site

   
   It was a joke, Ryan.
7. 2017-06-30 at 6:04 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Lanny paperbucket lol

   
   Put that in your stand up routine.
   
   Asshole....
8. 2017-06-30 at 5:59 PM UTC in Got ripped off..
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mmQ I want to hear you demonstrate whistling "WE ROLL."

   
   No, first I whistle and then I shout "WE ROLL!". Two seperate actions.
9. 2017-06-30 at 5:19 PM UTC in The 5 least socially adjusted users.
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   "Sieg"....
10. 2017-06-30 at 5:17 PM UTC in Fuck me like a husband
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    No he didn't.
11. 2017-06-30 at 5:03 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by -SpectraL In the end, the killer is always the butler. Even if you're sure it can't be the butler again, it ends up it is.

    
    Serve me a glass of fresh pressed apple juice while dancing like a monkey, Billiam.
12. 2017-06-30 at 5:01 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by mmQ Interesting. Do you have to take your recyclables to a recycling bin or do you leave it on your lawn/boulevard? Have you ever been fined for.. improper recycling? Do you really live by that many faggots that would call the cringelords over RECYCLING?
    
    

    
    People don't give a fuck. Some old shitfucks with nothing else to do do that'though.
    
    Nobody would call shit on me. They know I'm no good.
13. 2017-06-30 at 4:55 PM UTC in ethiopian chicken lentil stew for tonights dinner
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    That's not OC?!
14. 2017-06-30 at 4:49 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Mülleimer.
    
    And yes, it's the law. People will call the fucking cops and they will go through your plastic trash and if there is a letter with your name on it you will have to pay a fine and the cost to clean shit up.
15. 2017-06-30 at 4:42 PM UTC in Fuck me like a husband
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    "Sometimes when I get fucked from behind I don't even turn around to see who it is. That's the kinda whore I am." - Doug Stanhope
16. 2017-06-30 at 4:36 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Trashcan?
    
    We sort our trash, though. Paper, biological waste and plastic.
    
    "Suck the juice out of my bonemarrow you dirty spermsling."
17. 2017-06-30 at 4:23 PM UTC in Got ripped off..
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    *Imagination*
    
    Ris buys sugar instead of Molly.
    Ris looks mad. Ris gets mad. Dips the sugar, licking his lips.
    Ris calls teengirls.
    
    "Uh-huh. Ok... well, that was really stupid and you are going to stop that immediately or I'll fuck your world up. We will meet at the mall in one hour and you got my shit and an apology."
    
    Teengirl shows up and hands me my molly but some thugs they fuck wait for me outside.
    
    I whistle, "WE ROLL!" I leave the mall with an army of Gs and then we remember the license plates of the kiddies that drive away with smoking tires and let the streets know about the rats.
    
    Yea... pffff.. I can't even make shit up about getting ripped off by teenagers.
18. 2017-06-30 at 4:09 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Basket..
19. 2017-06-30 at 4:08 PM UTC in ATTN: Lanny
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    What's the English word for Papierkorb?
    
    "Saug mir den Saft aus dem Rückenmark du dreckige Spermaschleuder."
20. 2017-06-30 at 4 PM UTC in Got ripped off..
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I would not be in that position. I would not do any deals with teengirls.
    
    PISSPANTS! PISSPANTS! PISSPANTS!