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  1. #21
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Mein Kampf.
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  2. #22
    Originally posted by RisiR † Mein Kampf.

    I read that when I was 13. Not really a child then though. Lol.
  3. #23
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Tell me more about the time you were 13.
  4. #24
    I was goth.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by mashlehash The Caterpillar

    u mean this right it's a classic


    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll read to you

    please don't smoke in my bedroom again, dad! smoking is... b-b-b-bad!
  6. #26
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Kinkou I was goth.

    And a little chubbster, haha.
  7. #27
    Yep. I wasn't super fat as a goth kid but yeah.
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  8. #28
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by NARCassist i think you're asking in the wrong place. try mumsnet.com




    .

    Fuck those faggot mothers... I want really good, intellectual, cool, fun, and enlightening books for my booshka to be reading/me to be reading to him. Not dumb, mainstream, pussy SJW bullshit to brain wash my child with. I asked in the right place... I asked a bunch of degenerate, druggie, autistic faggots to recommend me books for my son...
  9. #29
    Yeah you dun fukt up there lmfao
  10. #30
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Where The Wild Things Are.
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  11. #31
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Me and My Uncle Vlad.
  12. #32
    This is a cool children's book I bought so I can look at while I'm on acid:

    http://www.vintagechildrensbooksmykidloves.com/2009/07/is-there-life-in-outer-space.html
  13. #33
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    thought i saw kid lover.
  14. #34
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Any book by Robert Munch is great! Super fun and creative plots with fun drawings to go with. Also, there's the Fudge Series, funny and entertaining collection of short novels Such as " Fudge O Rama" And "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing"


    i kind o like those short poem books for children as well. Like that one " Where the Sidewalk Ends " I used to get superspun and write in pen over the blank spaces on pages, usually just opinionated comments and a bit of my own poetic additions to the book .


    oooh I just remembered, an amazing and touching children's book called "The Tiger Rising". Very odd premiss but definitely the type of book that could be finished in one seating.


    Honorable mentions: "There's a Boy in the Girl's Bathroom" "The Adventures of Captain Underpants" "Jade Green" and how could I forget , the horrifying yet humorous tales of the Baudelaire orphans. I have read all 13 books in this Series of Unfortunate Events...twice
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  15. #35
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    I've been reading a series of books that would be appropriate for early teens and everyone else.
    Syfy but without bad language and violence.
    12 books in all cheap on the kindle fun stuff.
    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00K4I391A/ref=series_rw_dp_sw
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  16. #36
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I'll read to you

    Oh, quit your lying. You're so full of shit. You go out of your way to make sure everyone knows you didn't read something while at the same time, acting with a false sense of superiority & quite frankly, your posts, are forgettable at best.


    Just be yourself, no need to fake like you actually care about his feelings or or pretend like you're not a total uptight prick with a delusional superiority complex.


    I bet you wouldn't even read that nigga's suicide letter.

    INB4 another basic and unoriginal reply of TLD;R didn't read.
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  17. #37
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Hogg.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by Pastor Tod uncle fester

    dont listen to him he just wants to touch your child in the good way
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  19. #39
    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Oh, quit your lying. You're so full of shit. You go out of your way to make sure everyone knows you didn't read something while at the same time, acting with a false sense of superiority & quite frankly, your posts, are forgettable at best.


    Just be yourself, no need to fake like you actually care about his feelings or or pretend like you're not a total uptight prick with a delusional superiority complex.


    I bet you wouldn't even read that nigga's suicide letter.

    INB4 another basic and unoriginal reply of TLD;R didn't read.

    Didn't read
  20. #40
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Didn't read

    Didn't quote
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