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Posts by RisiR †

  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm sure she chants for hours getting piped down by the neighborhood niggers. Good catch your Sara.
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I should upload a voice thingy so Lanny can fall even more in love with me and make that my next usertitle.
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Didn't know about that but looks pretty good. I hope they don't use the nastyness as obvious fan service but give the series the overall weird vibe it used to have.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Your dad abusing you as a front for his trashcan piss fetish is making you a faggot.

    This video would make you jealous.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism


    That could be you, mash. Get your life together.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Enter

    That dude... seriously. Jason Genova. He's actually getting sponsors all the time but he's literally retarded. And he's a real piece of shit. He talked shit about another dead bodybuilder and then the guys from his crew had an intervention. It's pretty lame, though.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by greenplastic 4

    Goddang nigga.
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by 霍比特人说中文不好 Yeah but the writing is still fantastic. Better than 99% of the shit on nosleep.

    And then there was a man. A scary man. And a woman. She was dead.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Get depressed enough that you actually want to fail deep down so all of this can stop once and for all and "mess up" just in time so you're scared for a week going in, secretly knowing that there is no way that you gonna pass and plan your sober future. God won't have any of that shit and will throw you a nice curveball right in the balls.

    I even snitched on myself before that and now I look like a pretender. Fucking LOL.
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    At least he was ambitious.
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I AM A LIVING CHEAT CODE! WORSHIP ME.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Trying to make a joke about your hooker girlfriend but I can't really piece it together the way I want to so yea...

    Give me a clue.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by NARCassist is it bad that i jerked off to that dead junkie's fat pig of an ex(and mother of his kids) earlier just as a personal fuck you to the cunt?

    .

    Did he fuck your mother or something? Jesus.
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I once outed my dad for having porn on his computer but only because he outed me for having porn first. My parents made a big deal about it over me having porn, but when I mentioned my dad having porn my mom didn't care so I outed her for telling me personal details about my dad.

    My brother then outed me for smoking weed, I then found out he smoked weed and tricked him into outing me to my mom for having weed which I didn't, I just wanted to see if he was still a snitch.

    My mom last summer asked me to buy her weed and so I then outed her to my dad, who then stood up for her and said she was just trollin, so now I'm going to have out him.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-10-08T22:23:32.748316+00:00

    Snitch City in this motherfucker.

    Y'all gonna go to hell.
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm German and for whatever reason I can sound like an anime general.

    I can sound like Heihachi Michima. Fo real real.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    And get a little freaky with a paid lady, bruh. Ain't NUTTIN' wrong with that.

    They are often cool people....sometimes. Maybe.
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    They are also not really different from hot chicks. Many of them think they are the shit because they get Bill Krozby'ed so often.

    No offense or anything but don't try to develop a game in your social circle. You have mentioned that you don't know any girls and that's a good thing here. You'd be awkward and probably get hurt.


    A really good tip, and I'm serious, is to get a hooker and get real dirty. Just let out your fetishes. Go all in. It is so much easier to keep your cool and be attractive when your nuts aren't about to blow up into a blue cloud of desperation. Every "uhhh..no" and "I got a boyfriend" etc will be 20 bucks you save on drinks that go right into your hookerbank.
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby at work i put french toast in between my tight fucking cheeks and see how asshole custies like it.

    Aren't you a great, Catholic?
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Do the Bill Krozbyman.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Ok, here is what you can do.

    Get in shape, look good n shit and then join a Yoga course or something like that. You can do it without looking good but it's good to have confidence. Enjoy yourself. Crack jokes n shit. There might be other dudes already, it's important not to compete with them. Casually bro it up with them, y'know. There's enough pussy for everyone. Then, well, socialize? It works for other people so you can give something like that a try.

    Orrr... you can go to clubs and prey on drunk chicks. It's a numbers game. Chances are high that you will regret meeting most of the girls you end up with that way but at least you get some experience.
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