Posts by RisiR †

2017-10-10 at 9:59 PM UTC in Here's a fucking suggestion

RisiR † 29 Autism

I guess the hmholy Quranutan but that's a given.

2017-10-10 at 9:57 PM UTC in Here's a fucking suggestion

RisiR † 29 Autism

What books do I need to read to get into programming?

2017-10-10 at 9:55 PM UTC in Slowest users on this site.

RisiR † 29 Autism

Ach komm.. du Fotze postest einmal im Jahr und dann direkt so, dasses meinen Post zerfickt. Vielen Dank.

2017-10-10 at 9:53 PM UTC in Slowest users on this site.

RisiR † 29 Autism

Or earth.

2017-10-10 at 8:49 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Panthrax Now I know not to get back in the machine after i fuck hitler up. Thank you

The machine knows your intentions now so it will trap you right away and put you at your workplace.

2017-10-10 at 8:46 PM UTC in LSD is an informamt?

RisiR † 29 Autism

There is only one thing he hates more than trimming the fuzzy monkey her on his neck and that's a slightly stimulated mother.

This Summer... LSD is... a terrible son in.... Latte Weapon II: FRAPPUCINO FATALITY.

2017-10-10 at 8:36 PM UTC in woman committs herself to jail to see what its like

RisiR † 29 Autism

*throws rocks at running faggot*

2017-10-10 at 8:35 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Pa roken link.

2017-10-10 at 8:33 PM UTC in My O'l Lady is a Princess

RisiR † 29 Autism

The marshalls also have rocket skates they use directly on the rails.

They sometimes don't even take them off when they bang Totse's wife.

2017-10-10 at 8:27 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Panthrax I would cut Hitlers neck and then blow up his shit with c4 before getting airlifted outta there

If you try to hurt Hitler the mashine will shut down travel functions and trap you on the dildo seat.

2017-10-10 at 8:23 PM UTC in My O'l Lady is a Princess

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Totse 2001 the Marshals are generally very large guys. 6'3 or 6'4 and workout all day long.

Just like the guys that give it to your woman.

2017-10-10 at 8:15 PM UTC in The Aiding of Burden

RisiR † 29 Autism

Try to secretly sniff her asshole. You might pick up the scent of another dick that way.

2017-10-10 at 8:11 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by mashlehash What kind?

One time use. Two-way. Mahogany and copper. Single cell tesserract accelerator and a dildo seat.

2017-10-10 at 8:04 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?

RisiR † 29 Autism

It's a disposable time machine.

2017-10-10 at 8:02 PM UTC in Things that would happen to you if you lived in a porno

RisiR † 29 Autism

I'm sorry for your loss. They sound pretty cool.

2017-10-10 at 7:59 PM UTC in Larry or Hitler?

RisiR † 29 Autism

Your timemashine has only one more spin left so you can either go back in time and congratulate Hitler or kill Larry Monks and save the world of its biggest tragedy.

What's your choice?

2017-10-10 at 7:53 PM UTC in Things that would happen to you if you lived in a porno

RisiR † 29 Autism

How did they die?

2017-10-10 at 7:52 PM UTC in The Aiding of Burden

RisiR † 29 Autism

Does your girl do anal?

2017-10-10 at 7:49 PM UTC in The Aiding of Burden

RisiR † 29 Autism

Ok.

2017-10-10 at 7:44 PM UTC in Things that would happen to you if you lived in a porno

RisiR † 29 Autism

Originally posted by Bill Krozby poor bastard, how did he die? suicide by drugs?

Anal prolapse while camping. He tried to not shit for his entire 5 day trip 20 feet away from the path in the park but he couldn't do it. When it was time he positioned himself in the Gargoyle position and let go. The hardened fecal matter got lodged within his sphinter and pulled it out. The gravitational force was too much and his entire colon and stomach shot out of his asshole killing him instantly.

He was only 26 years old.

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