Posts by RisiR †

1. 2017-10-10 at 7:39 PM UTC in Things that would happen to you if you lived in a porno
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mashlehash I understood what to do
   
   One time when I was alone with my cousin, she was I'm the next room, torturing her client. I could've went in there and fine double time…but I don't want to beat an older dude.
   
   One of em offered to suck my dads dick

   
   By the way... wut?
2. 2017-10-10 at 7:35 PM UTC in Things that would happen to you if you lived in a porno
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   He died. RIP.
3. 2017-10-10 at 7:34 PM UTC in Posts per day graph
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   God bless Firefox.
4. 2017-10-10 at 7:32 PM UTC in The Aiding of Burden
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by mashlehash You bring da lock
   
   I bring the sock

   
   That crusty thing ain't gonna swing.
5. 2017-10-10 at 7:30 PM UTC in My O'l Lady is a Princess
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 Same Lul Face
   
   
   where is the codes for tagline emoji?

   
   https://niggasin.space/smiley-refrence
   
   Don't question the typo. Lanny can't write human but he can write computer.
6. 2017-10-10 at 7:23 PM UTC in The Aiding of Burden
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   What the fuck are you doing here, nigga? You're a 60 year old, politically correct, whatthefuckmaton, schizzophrenic buddhist.
   
   Is there a less fitting place for you on the internet than here? Not hating on you. I think you spice things up with your insanity. Just wondering.
7. 2017-10-10 at 7:18 PM UTC in My O'l Lady is a Princess
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Totse 2001 I forget
   
   666 means flags for feds (3 Fs)
   
   5 for zip it
   
   that's all I remember. you were to pick up .. like the game Curse a wish. but instead you just typed 666 or 5.. either snitch or 5 which might include you because you experience similar thoughts or experiences. always type jk for just kidding/JoKing.

   
   
8. 2017-10-10 at 7:14 PM UTC in The Aiding of Burden
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   You finish her sentences with your mouth. She finishes whoever she wants with her mouth.
   
   Seems legit.
9. 2017-10-10 at 7:11 PM UTC in Trump pulls a sploo
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   bling would cut your throat with a glass shard if you said that to his face.
10. 2017-10-10 at 7:07 PM UTC in My O'l Lady is a Princess
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    What are the rules of that game again?
11. 2017-10-10 at 7:06 PM UTC in Slowest users on this site.
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You do not want to anger me.

    
    That is true, Bill. Of course I don't. We are all friends here and you figured that out on your own. You didn't even get scared this time. Well done, Bill. We are all proud of you.
12. 2017-10-10 at 7 PM UTC in the trees have cameras, marijuana cures retardation, tobacco defeats the demons, dmt is a jedi scam, saturn is my god
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You suffer way more than that in Utah.
13. 2017-10-10 at 6:59 PM UTC in Things that would happen to you if you lived in a porno
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Scat bukkake.
14. 2017-10-10 at 6:57 PM UTC in Shsh Enema
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You guys know that it gives me superpowers, right?
15. 2017-10-10 at 6:33 PM UTC in Shsh Enema
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Think about it.
    
    Think about it but don't ever talk about it. This is your thought and your thought alone. Cherish it. Love it. Cling to it in hard times. Tell your kids*one day about the thought you can't tell them about. Take it within your grave and right before you pass away, surrounded by your family, laying on your deathbed when your son asks you, you just smirk and wink at him before the mashines flatline.
    
    
    
    *the neighbor's kids you lured in you terrible person
16. 2017-10-10 at 6:22 PM UTC in Playing with my genitals
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It was just a fantasy, anyway. I'm actually a girl.
17. 2017-10-10 at 6:21 PM UTC in the trees have cameras, marijuana cures retardation, tobacco defeats the demons, dmt is a jedi scam, saturn is my god
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    You should really brush your teeth, though.
18. 2017-10-10 at 6:19 PM UTC in Playing with my genitals
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yet you don't stop reading, do you?
19. 2017-10-10 at 6:18 PM UTC in Playing with my genitals
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm on a phone. I can stroke my prostate in the same rhythm that I type. Which I do.
    
    You're basically fucking me by reading this.
20. 2017-10-10 at 6:15 PM UTC in Playing with my genitals
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Oops, just slipped a finger in.