2024-09-16 at 5:41 PM UTC
Now this is the quality content we’re looking for fona!!
Tell us all about your abduction and subsequent anal probe!
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2024-09-16 at 7:04 PM UTC
That makes me think of another great alibi.
You see, a bug took a shit on my screen. Two shits actually. Right were the gaps of the 5 are, turning it into an 8. And I have poor eyesight, everyone knows that. And when I scrolled up I had bug shit on my finger which grossed me out so I put down the phone to wash my hand and never looked at that message again.
Bulletproof.
2024-09-16 at 7:31 PM UTC
everyone wants to take a picture of a UFO but nobody wants to give them a picture 🥺 #I👽︎Believe