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Posts by RisiR †

  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't need a machine, get some elastic material and make 2 loops attached together (so it's like a figure 8 with a big circle and a small circle…one bit enough to go around your thigh and one around your cock). When you walk the loop around the thigh pulls the one on your cock automatically masturbating it for you…it's easily adaptable to sitting situations too simply by moving your kneed up and down as if you are rocking out to music…or in the driving instance operating the break/accelerator (and clutch if you are a heathen).

    To equally sized loops in my case then....
  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Who are your favorite players on the current Roma squad?
  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Ahhh, I already thought we got a good new member when I read his posts. Didn't seem like schplew at all.
  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The best thing about Rugby are the Hakas. Gets me pumped up all the time.
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Which club you support, Ris?

    1893, VfB Stuttgart. Red and white till I die.
  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by HampTheToker Washing dishes and making a late breakfast because these lil heathens got to sleep in today. I took the day off to kick it with them.

    How you doin?

    I have been a lot worse and ten times better but I'm doing aight.
  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Red_Woman Their shirt is a bit similar to Atlético. Sometimes I get confused if not for their coach Almeyda.

    Yea, I was looking for El Nino, Godin or Grizzy but the guys all looked a bit too dark for Atletico.
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Also know as handegg/protected rugby.

    I haven't really followed the last couple of seasons but I'm a Bears supporter.
  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    The coolest dad in town! What up, Hamp?
  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Yea, looked South(I know) American so Mexico makes sense. I couldn't see the logo on their kits.

    Congrats, Sancho! Viva las Chivas!
  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Sancho BAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!




    What club is that?
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Codebeta Are you Italian.

    No, I'm German. Italy beat us at the World Cup 2006 in Germany in the semi-finals in the 119th minute of over-time. Fabio Grosso shot the goal and the Del Piero scored another one but I can't hate him because he's an idol of mine.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Finally! All the faggots here are anti-sports (most of them) because they are super not athletic limp wristed fagboys.

    It takes a girl from Milan to talk the beautiful game. Go figure. I have a deep seated hatred for Italian football because of the trauma you guys gave us in 2006. That was the last time I cried in public. Fabio Grosso... I'll never forget.
  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Virtual currency in FIFA 18....
  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Red_Woman I know spoon. lol



    I'm not familiar with the country. There is a big community of them here, in Milan, though. They're okay really.
    They work hard and celebrate a lot. Love to do those picnics and big gatherings. lol

    AC Milan got fucked for some shady loan stuff with their Asian investors. Might not be able to play in the Euro League next year. I don't know if you follow football but yea, I do.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Spiceroy Jimmie, is that you?
  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Ehhh, I'm not sure. Who are you then?
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Did he died?
  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Stop using ten alts, Scron.
  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Narc is from London or some place nearby. I'm from Germany.
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