Masturbating while driving

1. 2018-05-24 at 3:20 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wouldn't it be nice if you could get a machine that did this?
2. 2018-05-24 at 3:25 PM UTC

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   Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
   Get a girl to suck you off while driving?
3. 2018-05-24 at 3:29 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dfg Get a girl to suck you off while driving?

   
   Unfortunately this isn't the turf world alright?
4. 2018-05-24 at 4:36 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Every time I get a haircut I wonder if I can get away with jacking off under the apron
5. 2018-05-24 at 4:38 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hopefully it's a femal barber.
6. 2018-05-24 at 4:42 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Road head👍🏻👍🏻
7. 2018-05-24 at 4:42 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Wouldn't it be nice if you could get a machine that did this?

   
   Don't need a machine, get some elastic material and make 2 loops attached together (so it's like a figure 8 with a big circle and a small circle...one big enough to go around your thigh and one around your cock). When you walk the loop around the thigh pulls the one on your cock automatically masturbating it for you...it's easily adaptable to sitting situations too simply by moving your knee up and down as if you are rocking out to music...or in the driving instance operating the break/accelerator (and clutch if you are a heathen).
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8. 2018-05-24 at 4:43 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Jigg,
   You seem very familiar with this😛
9. 2018-05-24 at 4:46 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Don't need a machine, get some elastic material and make 2 loops attached together (so it's like a figure 8 with a big circle and a small circle…one bit enough to go around your thigh and one around your cock). When you walk the loop around the thigh pulls the one on your cock automatically masturbating it for you…it's easily adaptable to sitting situations too simply by moving your kneed up and down as if you are rocking out to music…or in the driving instance operating the break/accelerator (and clutch if you are a heathen).

   
   To equally sized loops in my case then....
10. 2018-05-24 at 5:07 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Wouldn't it be nice if you could get a machine that did this?

    
    they already do
    
    its called 'Bill Krozby'