2018-09-20 at 1:08 AM UTC
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Mosquitos
Yes. It's disgusting. The only way I could hate mosquitos even more is if they tastetd like root beer.
We got those little trays you put water in and then put them in the freezer but you can't buy ice (dude, it's fucking ice) at a gas station here.
Quaranteed fresh and pure? Is the US in Nigeria?
2018-09-20 at 1:03 AM UTC
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Mosquitos
I have to hold back from licking my hand if I smash one of the fuckers.
I feel like an Alien. Ice cubes are super irrelevant in my life.
2018-09-20 at 12:57 AM UTC
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Mosquitos
Just killed one. Nothing makes me happier. Nothing.
Google didn't show me any swastika ice cubes and I'm not sure if I'm getting jedied.
Can someone confirm?
What? Italian ice cream is fucking amazing.
2018-09-20 at 12:46 AM UTC
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Mosquitos
Fuck birds.
Pretty sure there are plenty other insects they can eat. Mosquitos are only good for killing niggers. I'm willing to have a bunch of niggers in my bedroom instead of mosquitos. Pretty sure they would shut the fuck up once I switch of the lights.
2018-09-20 at 12:39 AM UTC
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Mosquitos
Flying jedis.
Why do they still exist? Why do we not extinct those motherfuckers?
There's nothing I hate more than mosquitos. Nothing.
You put cucumber in your water? I don't want to look like a snob. I mean, to each their own but...
Where does the water you guys drink come from? It's mineral water, right?
2018-09-20 at 12:26 AM UTC
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You are all mentally ill
I'm so easily entertained.