2018-09-20 at 12:51 AM UTC
The ice you get at the gas station that's guaranteed fresh and pure of course
2018-09-20 at 12:56 AM UTC
Google didn't show me any swastika ice cubes and I'm not sure if I'm getting jedied.
Can someone confirm?
2018-09-20 at 12:58 AM UTC
Shards
Shaved
Shaved sharts
I want those little lightening bolt ice cubes
2018-09-20 at 1:01 AM UTC
I feel like an Alien. Ice cubes are super irrelevant in my life.
2018-09-20 at 1:06 AM UTC
We got those little trays you put water in and then put them in the freezer but you can't buy ice (dude, it's fucking ice) at a gas station here.
Quaranteed fresh and pure? Is the US in Nigeria?
2018-09-20 at 1:08 AM UTC
You DON’T HAVE AN ICEMAKER? Peasant.
I think he was just joking about the gas station ice but you can’t buy fountain drinks there?
2018-09-20 at 1:12 AM UTC
No, I don't and no, you can't.
Why would I need an ice-maker? I drink from bottles. Fountain drinks are for McDs.
2018-09-20 at 1:15 AM UTC
I guess Americans are obsessed with extra cold drinks.
2018-09-20 at 1:15 AM UTC
Red cream soda is okay but the vanilla cream soda is spectacular! Used as a float even better! A red cream soda float is called a pink cow btw. Don't know what a vanilla cream soda float is called....
2018-09-20 at 1:16 AM UTC
You're obsessed with COCKS. Extra cold COCKS.