2018-09-20 at 12:39 AM UTC
Flying jedis.
Why do they still exist? Why do we not extinct those motherfuckers?
There's nothing I hate more than mosquitos. Nothing.
2018-09-20 at 12:46 AM UTC
Fuck birds.
Pretty sure there are plenty other insects they can eat. Mosquitos are only good for killing niggers. I'm willing to have a bunch of niggers in my bedroom instead of mosquitos. Pretty sure they would shut the fuck up once I switch of the lights.
2018-09-20 at 12:57 AM UTC
Just killed one. Nothing makes me happier. Nothing.
I heard in Thailand they have mosquitos the size of dogs.
2018-09-20 at 1:03 AM UTC
I have to hold back from licking my hand if I smash one of the fuckers.
2018-09-20 at 1:08 AM UTC
Yes. It's disgusting. The only way I could hate mosquitos even more is if they tastetd like root beer.
2018-09-20 at 1:19 AM UTC
I can believe that. I feel sorry for you.
2018-09-20 at 1:32 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
One of the best things about this place is that you can openly be an anti-jedi motherfucker and no one gives a shit.
+1 Lanny thank you.
Nothing like being able to tell it like it is.
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