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1. 2018-04-25 at 6:03 PM UTC in Enter just went TSTM
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by Fox Paws Go back to posting on your main account faggot

   
   Why should I? It will just have its usertitle fucked with and probably be banned because it's Monday and not being funny enough at the same time or whatever. Makes more sense to offer my main account whatever protection I can afford it, move up in the world and go disposable. Once we've... taken care... of a certain someone, I may be prone to return to it, we won't name names or anything.
2. 2018-04-25 at 5:55 PM UTC in Enter just went TSTM
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by Retribution I have disgusting sexual fetishes that I’m less ashamed of than the fact that I post on this forum and talk to you people

   
   Hey, don't look at me. I'm new and improved.
3. 2018-04-25 at 5:40 PM UTC in Enter just went TSTM
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by Retribution This forum is utterly worthless
   
   It’s like you consciously try to make the least interesting posts possible

   
   Sooo.. this is about forum quality. I see.
4. 2018-04-25 at 5:39 PM UTC in Enter just went TSTM
    Acolyte
   The bodies were discovered this morning, clutching each other in a loving embrace. We can only hope they were in a drug-induced stupor when they met their grizzly ends.
5. 2018-04-25 at 5:35 PM UTC in Enter just went TSTM
    Acolyte
   Enter and kinkou went through with their NiS suicide pact.
6. 2018-04-25 at 1:24 AM UTC in Alternate Identity
    Acolyte
   I'm Duke Nukem.
7. 2018-04-25 at 1:21 AM UTC in Just got my soylent in the mail.
    Acolyte
   There's a trick to opening these. You have to squeeze gently on the corners about halfway down the bottle, then twist the cap off with your free hand.
8. 2018-04-24 at 6:57 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: Zanick #10
    Acolyte
   Looks like we got us a Zanick convoy.
9. 2018-04-24 at 5:34 PM UTC in complete psychoanalysis of scrawny
    Acolyte
   Lanny moderates according to his menstrual cycle.
10. 2018-04-24 at 5:30 PM UTC in sɯɥʇʎɹobןɐ ןɐɹǝqıן ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq ǝʍ ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by benny vader barron is going to conspire with his mother and another secret agent to get rid of eric and make it look like an accident.

    
    And the rest of the family will disappear and then be rudely discovered as skeletons in a dry well years later.
11. 2018-04-24 at 4:33 PM UTC in Fuck you Lanny
     Acolyte
    Or yellow coats.
    
    "The Yellow Coats are coming!!"
    
    *everyone just crosses their arms and frowns*
12. 2018-04-24 at 11:26 AM UTC in Fuck you Lanny
     Acolyte
    It wouldn't have been nearly as scary if people had of yelled, "The Beige coats are coming! The beige coats are coming!!"
13. 2018-04-24 at 4:51 AM UTC in Fuck you Lanny
     Acolyte
    The so-called "Red Coats" wore red coats because the red dye was easier to make and more cost efficient than other colors. The red dye only required one level of mixing, whereas the blue coats and other coats required two or more. The only cheaper option was undyed wool, which would have produced the "Beige Coats".
14. 2018-04-24 at 4:34 AM UTC in sɯɥʇʎɹobןɐ ןɐɹǝqıן ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq ǝʍ ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel what language is this

    
    ˙ǝbɐnbuɐן ɯɥʇʎɹobןɐ ןɐɹǝqıן-ıʇuɐ
15. 2018-04-24 at 2:03 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Malice So what if you can’t enjoy anything when you’re dead? You can’t suffer either. Your body will continue to decline, life will increasingly lose its novelty, until the worst of all will occur.
    
    What’s so bad about going to sleep and never waking up again? That sounds great to me. I think people run away from it because they cling to the illusions of identity and consciousness. If you lose the fear of accepting the truth you lose the fear of what death is.
    
    Life is a business that does not cover the costs.

    
    That's the drugs talking.
16. 2018-04-24 at 2:01 AM UTC in Just got my soylent in the mail.
     Acolyte
    Is that the stuff that's made out of people??
17. 2018-04-24 at 1:39 AM UTC in sɯɥʇʎɹobןɐ ןɐɹǝqıן ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq ǝʍ ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ
     Acolyte
    ˙uo ʍou ɯoɹɟ sıɥʇ ǝʞıן ǝdʎʇ ןןıʍ ʇı ʍouʞ ǝʍ sɐ pןɹoʍ ǝǝɹɟ ǝɥʇ ˙sɯɥʇıɹobןɐ buıןןıʞ-ǝʌıʇɐʌɹǝsuoɔ buıpɐʌǝ ʇnoqɐ sı sıɥʇ
18. 2018-04-23 at 11:31 PM UTC in Former President George H. Bush in Intensive Care Days After Barbara Bush's Death
     Acolyte
    It's when cells in the bloodstream mistakenly attack each other.
19. 2018-04-23 at 10:46 PM UTC in sɯɥʇʎɹobןɐ ןɐɹǝqıן ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq ǝʍ ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ
     Acolyte
    ˙ʇɐɥʇ doʇs ʇ,uɐɔ noʎ ˙sɐǝpı pǝʞooɔǝɹd ɹo pǝʌıǝɔuoɔǝɹd ʇnoɥʇıʍ 'sǝɥʇoןɔ ʇnoɥʇıʍ 'ǝɔıpnظǝɹd ʇnoɥʇıʍ 'ǝdıɹʇs ןɐɔıʇıןod ʇnoɥʇıʍ 'ʎʇıןɐuoıʇɐu ʇnoɥʇıʍ 'ɹoןoɔ ʇnoɥʇıʍ ʇsıxǝ ǝʍ ǝɔɐds ɹǝqʎɔ uı 'ssǝuʇıɟ ou s,ǝɹǝɥʇ 'ǝbɐ ou s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
20. 2018-04-23 at 10:41 PM UTC in sɯɥʇʎɹobןɐ ןɐɹǝqıן ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝq ǝʍ ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ
     Acolyte
    noʎ 'ɹǝןɐǝnbs ǝןʇʇıן noʎ 'ɯɐ ı oɥʍ ssǝן ɥɔnɯ sı ǝɯɐuɹǝsn ʎɯ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ uǝʌǝ ʇ,uop n ¿ɐǝpı ʇɐɥʇ noʎ ǝʌɐb ɹǝʌǝʇnʍ