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1. 2018-05-01 at 1:45 AM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
    Acolyte
   You guys do know there's a reason the feds are shutting down dating service sites, right?
2. 2018-04-30 at 9:47 PM UTC in I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE UPSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
    Acolyte
   I read this post in the voice of Jerry Seinfeld.
3. 2018-04-30 at 9:45 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No we kinda enjoyed it

   
   Can't rape the willing, eh?
4. 2018-04-30 at 7:12 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by tee hee hee …one fella forced us to look at his penis with every post (it was his profile pic). 😃

   
   That's the web equivalent of rape.
5. 2018-04-30 at 7:10 PM UTC in I accidentally walked into a Chinese gang house yesterday
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by benny vader then how did you know they spoke chinese ???

   
   Because Chinese are the only ones who use the singing language.
6. 2018-04-30 at 6:11 PM UTC in I accidentally walked into a Chinese gang house yesterday
    Acolyte
   The Chinese Connection.
7. 2018-04-30 at 6:09 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by aldra you can extract and view your own DNA if that's your concern

   
   Gathering the DNA sample is easy, but analyzing it is not so easy. The BentoLab is not out yet, and it will be $800+ when it does. Unless you mean using a third-party to analyze it.
8. 2018-04-30 at 5:54 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
    Acolyte
   This is now a dating site.
9. 2018-04-30 at 12:12 PM UTC in The New Totse
    Acolyte
   An acronym can be pronounced any way you like. Acronyms don't have a "proper pronunciation".
10. 2018-04-30 at 12:03 PM UTC in Former DH users, tell us about where you used to post?
     Acolyte
    Imagine every "woman" on the Internet as a fat, balding man holding a can of warm beer and you'll be fine.
11. 2018-04-30 at 2:39 AM UTC in My 1,000th Post
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Slaynk You gotta bump it up to 666.69 ji-ji-ji-jiggawatts

    
    Niggawatts.
12. 2018-04-30 at 2:13 AM UTC in On behalf of all Niggas, I would like to officially welcome our new members
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by POLECAT perhaps ur dik aint big enough

    
    You don't scare me.
13. 2018-04-30 at 2:10 AM UTC in On behalf of all Niggas, I would like to officially welcome our new members
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover Eat shit and die perverts.
    
    
    
    
    

    
    I'd never seen a retractable asshole until this point.
14. 2018-04-29 at 7:59 PM UTC in Lanny, Give Me A User Title You Mentally Defective Cunt
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by benny vader so kiddiots shall no longer be banned ???

    
    Kidiots who spam should be banned, but Finny wasn't spamming. Neither was Bill Krozby or you. Those are called butthurt bans, which I detest.
15. 2018-04-29 at 7:26 PM UTC in Lanny, Give Me A User Title You Mentally Defective Cunt
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by benny vader yea … at least she didnt give you 'coward' twice.

    
    It's not really what authority abusers do the account that irks me, it's just the fact that they do. Nobody should be fucking with another user's account, no matter who they are, and if they do, they should fully expect to get fucked with themselves.
16. 2018-04-29 at 7:19 PM UTC in The reason Donald trump puts a cover over his glass
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Fonaplats How hard do you guys think it would be to drop a spec of poison from a drone into a very protected person's drinking glass?

    
    Depends on the wind conditions.
17. 2018-04-29 at 7:18 PM UTC in Getting old is weird
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by Item 9 When half the people you encounter are younger than you.

    
    When ALL the people you encounter are younger than you.
18. 2018-04-29 at 7:16 PM UTC in Lanny, Give Me A User Title You Mentally Defective Cunt
     Acolyte

    Originally posted by benny vader hers should be ''pretentious Kant''.

    
    I'll give him credit where credit is due, though. He kept "Fat Faggot" on there for months. No other admin in Totse history would have lasted as long.
19. 2018-04-29 at 6:45 PM UTC in On behalf of all Niggas, I would like to officially welcome our new members
     Acolyte
    Lotta child molesters up in dis here tred.
20. 2018-04-29 at 5:38 PM UTC in Getting old is weird
     Acolyte
    This is great watching you all enter your... advanced years.