Posts by John Stamos

1. 2017-04-18 at 6:23 PM UTC in Stuff you remember from Totse/Zoklet
   John Stamos Yung Blood

   Originally posted by -SpectraL It's not power abuse to download a database, but it is when you have to wag your power around by editing and deleting valid content and banning users whose opinions you don't agree with, which is exactly what you did. By the way, I have the entire Totse and Zoklet databases, which means I have all the PMs, posts, e-mail addresses and IPs from every single user who has ever visited them. I know exactly who everyone is, where they are, and what they do.

   
   Ohhh ohhh do me! Do me!
2. 2017-04-18 at 6:20 PM UTC in Would you go to church for Jesus?
   John Stamos Yung Blood
   Is Jesus sexy?
3. 2017-04-18 at 6:19 PM UTC in sleeping gas in open space
   John Stamos Yung Blood

   Originally posted by benny vader SAUCE PLS

   
   They usually make whip cream with it. Not a bad sauce or topping.
4. 2017-04-18 at 8:10 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   John Stamos Yung Blood
   I'll do it tomorrow. I'm drunk and tired now.
5. 2017-04-18 at 8:07 AM UTC in Hey kids
   John Stamos Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Mouhntainmantandysavage Well sir if you look closely at my avatar it represents the hammer and sickle but its my rudimentary version with my claw hammer and a bud of sticky icky, signifying the union between man, God, nature and industry.

   
   I'll put my claw hammer in your sickly looking ass bud.
6. 2017-04-18 at 8:03 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
   John Stamos Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon IIRC this was his display pic:
   
   
   
   Either that or something similar.

   
   Yessir. Can I get that back somehow? I'm drunk at this point so I don't feel like figuring it out.
7. 2017-04-18 at 7:58 AM UTC in HTS-Noob (Phoenix)
   John Stamos Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Phoenix My dad followed me and grabbed my leg when I got the other one over the fence. Also I'm fat and I was very drunk.

   
   So your dad was there the whole time? This raises more questions. Did he drive you to the bridge out of shame?
   
   

   Originally posted by Phoenix Also I woulda done many flips.

   
   That's just plain physics, more mass, more flips fatty.
8. 2017-04-18 at 7:55 AM UTC in Hey kids
   John Stamos Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Mouhntainmantandysavage Why, according to your little space map it says 7:48am UTC which is precisely what timezone I'm in which is greenwich mean time.

   
   UTC Time is for communists and faggots.
9. 2017-04-18 at 7:48 AM UTC in Hey kids
   John Stamos Yung Blood
   Where the fuck is the sun up right now? Doesn't America have a monopoly on the sunlight?
10. 2017-04-18 at 7:41 AM UTC in Hey kids
    John Stamos Yung Blood
    I'd think you were grayfox, but there's no mobile home.
11. 2017-04-18 at 7:39 AM UTC in Let banned users post in The Mongolvoid or Half Baked
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Caging people so that others can walk by on the sidewalk and point and smirk doesn't work.

    
    I understand why you're angry now.
12. 2017-04-18 at 6:56 AM UTC in Born to suffer
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by elizaTenning I tend to gravitate towards people that spend every day in pain and spend most of their lives suffering.

    
    Oh, so that's why you're on this website.
13. 2017-04-18 at 5:37 AM UTC in We should go to burning man sometime
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by aldra I'm not buying you tickets

    
    You gotta.
14. 2017-04-18 at 5:36 AM UTC in When I see a boneless person
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by blackbird The romans used to put lead in their wine to make it taste sweeter.

    
    Lead wine and pedophilia? Where's a goddamn time machine when you need one.
15. 2017-04-18 at 5:15 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by RestStop I remember something along the lines of Jim "Fuck Latinos" Carrey but I'm thinking there was another alt of something comparable no clue if they were the same person or not…

    
    Lol. I wasn't JFLC and didn't have any alts. I give him props for his gentrification guide though.
    
    Post last edited by John Stamos at 2017-04-18T05:18:43.921740+00:00
16. 2017-04-18 at 4:35 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I remember John Stamos.

    
    Thanks bruh.
17. 2017-04-18 at 3:41 AM UTC in We should go to burning man sometime
    John Stamos Yung Blood
    I'm down.
18. 2017-04-18 at 3:40 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by 1337 One of the last times I bought dope, the asshole sold me an eight ball of pumpkin spice powder. I couldn't even be mad, I just laughed. Next time I saw the retard who sold it to me, I threw his iPhone in a lake.

    
    Strangest thing, dude didn't seem to want to meet up again afterwards.
19. 2017-04-18 at 3:02 AM UTC in If your're gonna commit a break in or robbery...
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Actor Change direction once out of sight of the witnesses.

    
    Or make sure there's not a witness?
20. 2017-04-18 at 2:54 AM UTC in When I see a boneless person
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by aldra huffers actually prefer metallic spraypaints, apparently because they have a higher toluene content. I thought that was a joke, then I realised every single paintface I've seen has either been gold or silver

    
    Lead paint chips were known to be sweet tasting, which is why children eating them was such a problem. Brain damage and all that fun jazz.