When I see a boneless person

1. 2017-04-17 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Ghost Prototype Houston
   I'm like call the hospital.
2. 2017-04-17 at 4:09 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Wow. Let's welcome another brilliant contributor into our ranks guys.
   
   We got a real winner here.
3. 2017-04-17 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #3
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   wen i seen stoneless person
   
   i passt them a roach
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   • RestStop
4. 2017-04-17 at 4:32 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   When I see a domeless person
   
   I offer them head
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   • RestStop, 
   • Sophie, 
   • aldra, 
   • Vizier
5. 2017-04-17 at 8:51 AM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   When I see a chromeless person,
   I offer them lead.
   
   Thats how bad the brain damage has got
6. 2017-04-17 at 11:06 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I see a phoneless person
   
   I tell them they can get a galaxy s4 brand new from amazon for $150
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   • aldra
7. 2017-04-17 at 11:07 AM UTC

   #7
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   when i see a homeless person,
   i kick them in the head.
8. 2017-04-18 at 2:45 AM UTC

   #8
   

   blackbird Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Dissociator When I see a chromeless person,
   I offer them lead.
   
   Thats how bad the brain damage has got

   
   Lead paint is the best tasting paint.
9. 2017-04-18 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #9
   John Stamos Yung Blood
   When I see a Shoneys I tell people it's emotionally my home.
10. 2017-04-18 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #10
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by blackbird Lead paint is the best tasting paint.

    
    
    huffers actually prefer metallic spraypaints, apparently because they have a higher toluene content. I thought that was a joke, then I realised every single paintface I've seen has either been gold or silver
11. 2017-04-18 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #11
    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by aldra huffers actually prefer metallic spraypaints, apparently because they have a higher toluene content. I thought that was a joke, then I realised every single paintface I've seen has either been gold or silver

    
    Lead paint chips were known to be sweet tasting, which is why children eating them was such a problem. Brain damage and all that fun jazz.
12. 2017-04-18 at 5:34 AM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by John Stamos Lead paint chips were known to be sweet tasting, which is why children eating them was such a problem. Brain damage and all that fun jazz.

    
    The romans used to put lead in their wine to make it taste sweeter.
13. 2017-04-18 at 5:36 AM UTC

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    John Stamos Yung Blood

    Originally posted by blackbird The romans used to put lead in their wine to make it taste sweeter.

    
    Lead wine and pedophilia? Where's a goddamn time machine when you need one.
14. 2017-04-18 at 6:15 AM UTC

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    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7faRubyT_k