Posts by Grimace

1. 2018-09-09 at 4:15 PM UTC in I just wanna hang out with RisiR and mQ
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Yes. As we're laughing at our flopping DICKS, stare rape is in the trunk banging around violently, "GUYS??? HEY GUYS??? THINK YOU COULD LET ME OUT?? THERE'S FIRE ANTS IN HERE! OWWW!!!"
   
   And we all die with laughter, "SHUT UP, FAGET!"
2. 2018-09-09 at 3:56 PM UTC in I just wanna hang out with RisiR and mQ
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by RisiR † Can I be naked?

   
   Yes. In fact, we're all naked. We're all naked in the back of the walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant. As it gains speed, our DICKS begin to flop and flail around as the car hits pot holes n' shit. We laugh while pointing at each other's dicks like, "HAHAHA LOOK AT YOUR DICK!" - "NO, LOOK AT YOOOOOOUUUURRRR DICK HAHAHAHAHHA!"
3. 2018-09-09 at 3:53 PM UTC in I think my dog is dying ☹️
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by stare rape Sure, but it all gets taken back when they die

   
   Just like we all die. If you're not open to bonding with other life because they die, then you shouldn't bond with family. We all die, that's just part of life. To exclude yourself from the experience of love and adoration whether a friend, a family member, or a pet, that just leads to a shallow life, I think.
4. 2018-09-09 at 3:50 PM UTC in I think my dog is dying ☹️
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by stare rape This is why I don't get pets. Besides the fact that I don't want the extra responsibility, why get attached to something that will be gone that quickly?

   
   Pets can be a major life fulfilling thing, man. I mean, to not experience the love of a pet who needs you...I dunno. I guess the same arguement goes for kids. I don't want kids EVER, but I get it.
5. 2018-09-09 at 3:45 PM UTC in I think my dog is dying ☹️
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by Technologist That sounds so cool.
   
   Ya know, I’ve never met a Siamese cat that was very friendly to anyone else, other than their owner.
   
   I was just thinking about how dogs are a good judge of character. Dogs and kids. Ginger wouldn’t go to certain people that came around, those people ended up being nasty people. But, she would sit all over my friends that I still have as friends. Same with my son as a baby.

   
   Animals seem to have better intuition of who is a good person and who is a shitbag, it seems.
6. 2018-09-09 at 3:30 PM UTC in Perm delete Facebook
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by ohfralala …or delete permanently.

   
   
7. 2018-09-09 at 3:28 PM UTC in I think my dog is dying ☹️
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by RisiR † Don't worry. It's all good.
   
   The cats I got right now are all a bunch of pussies. They never learned how to kill efficiently because I had to take them in before they could learn it from their mothers. Though, I used to have a cat that got 22 years old. She was kinda magical or some shit. When she got old and couldn't hunt anymore the 18 year old and other cats from the neighborhood (?!) would drop mice and birds infront of our door and she would wait inside in the morning, go out to eat and come back in. I taught her all kinds of tricks, too. Cool cat.
   
   The oldest one I got right now is 12 years old and he's my best friend. Had to take him in because the previous owners tortured him. He's the best, though. He adopted the smallest ones I took in which is crazy. He really acted like their mother for some time. I got 5 cats but I live in a big house and some of them I barely see because they mostly live outside.
   
   I love animals more than people.

   
   Kinda makes me think of my cat. The one I spoke earlier of haivng to put down, was the brother to the cat I still have. Lynx-Point Siamese. He's smart as shit and the most adoring, loving cat I've ever owned. When I got them, they were left on the side of a road in a box. Their eyes weren't even open yet. They would have surely died. I took both of them and I had to bottle feed them goat's milk to nurture them to health. Pretty cool.
8. 2018-09-09 at 1:12 PM UTC in If you had the power to send people to an eternity of horrific pain...
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   I'd send virtually all black people (yes, I'd keep a few), faggots, transexuals, homeless, mentally insane, ALL Mexicans, hell, ALL hispanics, ALL Arabs, and most homeless/poor people.
   
   :)
9. 2018-09-09 at 1:07 PM UTC in I think my dog is dying ☹️
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Yes. Went through this many, many times. Also with a lab at 13 years old.
   
   Death is part of life. As much as it pains us to say goodbye, we all have to at some point. Two years ago, I had to make that choice with my beloved cat. Excrutiatingly painful for me. I broke down in uncontrollable sobs in the vet's office. It sucks bad to have to go through that, but just try and remember that it's part of life. We all die, even our beloved animals.
   
   If your dog is dying, please be there during her final moments and not send her off to the back of the vet clinic. As much as it pains you, imagine how it pains her if she's terrified, surrounded by people she doesn't know.
   
   I hope your pupper makes a comeback and turns out to be fine, but if not, realize that death is part of life and your dog (hopefully) has had a great life with you. Also be mindful of when it is humane to pull the trigger. My cat was alive, but was at such a very, very low quality of life, it would have been inhumane to allow him to keep living. It was gut-wrenchingly painful to make that call, but I knew it was the right thing. Be open to making that same call with your pupper, if need be.
10. 2018-09-09 at 1 PM UTC in I just wanna hang out with RisiR and mQ
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    We could get fucking RUINED drunk and get a shitload of face tattoos and we'll all pile into a walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant, but in the backseat. I'll lean over the seat and place a cinder-block on the accelerator and we'll have a fucking disco ball in the back and shit and we'll be passing the bottle and the crack stem back and forth and then RisiR leans over and jerks the car into gear and with a powerful motion and fury, the car catches traction and takes off. We're just bangin out in the back seat like a buncha thugs, drinkin liquor and smokin crack, no seat belt on because we're bosses, and the car is rapidly accelerating to over 100MPH when it veers off the road and slams into a ditch, ejecting all three of us through the windshield and scattering us throughout a field. We call out to each other, through a mouth of blood, "D-d-duuudes? *hack, vomit, spit* it hurts bad man!" and then we all EXPIRE in the field.
    
    That's what I want
11. 2018-09-08 at 11:49 PM UTC in How do you prioritize your monetary savings?
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I put $100 towards my Roth IRA, buy another share of each of the stocks I hold if I can (or if it's smart to do so at that time), and what's left goes into a high interest savings account. I make all my monthly purchases on my highest interest cash back credit card and pay it off in full at the end of each month. I collect up the cash back over the course of the year and either have a badass Christmas spending fund or I will let it ride over another year and have a nice anniversary trip.
12. 2018-09-08 at 12:46 PM UTC in drunk Bill Krozby-posting
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I cringed my asshole inside out.
13. 2018-09-06 at 7:58 PM UTC in My stools have been looking real nice, REAL NICE
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Also, the koolaid has to be really low quality, like dollar store brand purple koolaid.
    
    Not even grape, just PURPLE.
14. 2018-09-06 at 7:55 PM UTC in My stools have been looking real nice, REAL NICE
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Mine is generally pretty "healthy", I'd say. There is the once a month liquid explosion triggered usually by eating a bunch of super hot stuffs and following up with beer.
    
    For the most part, it's pretty regular, looks "normal", "normal" consistency, etc.
    
    As a funny side note, if you drink purple off-brand koolaid like what they give you in prison, your shit comes out outrageously toxic green. Haha.
15. 2018-09-03 at 10:15 PM UTC in unstablematter is back
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    EVERYONE CALM DOWN AND REST YOUR NECKS.
16. 2018-09-03 at 10:12 AM UTC in unstablematter is back
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Nigga was in prison for the past year and a half. He out though, rest ya necks.
17. 2018-09-02 at 4:30 PM UTC in This place needs an introduction forum
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by stupid noob You're still a faggot.

    
    You're also a faggot, warcock.
18. 2018-09-02 at 8:27 AM UTC in This place needs an introduction forum
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You're assimilating into a community of shadow, of privacy, of anonymity. A community of the most fringe of topics. Things you couldn't speak of anywhere else lest legal trouble, social shaming, or otherwise. You, as an outsider, have to prove your worth just as we all did at some point or another.
    
    As of right now, you're a faggot. Show us what you know, and we will then determine if you're still a faggot or not.
19. 2018-08-26 at 2:39 PM UTC in Condolences and Prayers to the McCain family
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I hope he burns in hell, held captive by DEMONS, like he allowed himself to be held captive by RICE FARMING FAGGOTS. He isn't an American. That was his way of draft dodging the war, like a spineless FAGGOT.
20. 2018-08-25 at 11:48 PM UTC in I pulled an mmq today.
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Item 9 …it was above the amount that im gonna get chaged for "super drunk" driving. Sucks to be me right now I guess…

    
    Hahahaha!