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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Steel Reserve 211. A finest choice malt liquor beverage.
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Grimace Back when I was a junkie and knew of certain things, I knew you could take a 10x11 hex head screw and matching ratchet and ratchet the screw into the keyhole almost completely in. Then, take a hammer and smack the fucking shit out of the screw at a downward angle. It essentially breaks all the tumblers in the lock and it pops out where you can turn the handle until the door opens.

    Get a pillow case and dump all the change in, grab any bills available, and a drink for the road!

    Lots of places put a steel plate over the keyhole now and it's locked with a masterlock. Nothing a bolt cutter won't handle! Cut that piece of shit masterlock off and DO YOU, fam!

    Hamdle dat.

    Oh, and if the owner or cops show up, put the masterlock in a sock and start swingin', fam!
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb Fucking apprentices! Take a bottle like at a fast food restaurant that has the ketchup and mustard in it. Fill it up with salt water and squeeze it into the coin slot where if you were paying for something. The salt water shorts out the "brain" and releases all the coins into the change cup.

    If that ever worked, which I doubt, but if it DID, then it was a long, long time ago.
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Fuck yeah bro.

  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Nigger lover.

  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Back when I was a junkie and knew of certain things, I knew you could take a 10x11 hex head screw and matching ratchet and ratchet the screw into the keyhole almost completely in. Then, take a hammer and smack the fucking shit out of the screw at a downward angle. It essentially breaks all the tumblers in the lock and it pops out where you can turn the handle until the door opens.

    Get a pillow case and dump all the change in, grab any bills available, and a drink for the road!

    Lots of places put a steel plate over the keyhole now and it's locked with a masterlock. Nothing a bolt cutter won't handle! Cut that piece of shit masterlock off and DO YOU, fam!

    Hamdle dat.
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Dig at your bloody asshole to harvest the precious butt blood.
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Where are you?


    я люблю тебя
  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Or, you're an edgelord who thinks this is how adults have sex. How you saw it portrayed in the porn videos you watch constantly.

    When you get into a real relationship, unless it's completely based around hardcore, ass-pounding sex, then you realize that the sex you have is much more enjoyable when it's passionate and love-felt.
  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by aldra I like bunsenlabs, used to be called crunchbang

    basic tint/openbox setup, which is more or less what I typically set up on base debian installs anyway

    crunchbang is also a Roku channel dedicated to anime.
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    sudo apt-get shutthefuckup
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    DontTellEm is a simpleton.
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    NARCY! I thought you might've finally died. Glad to see you didn't OD and die. Now, suck my dick you fucking heathen.
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol for real i've survived at least 10 overdoses that were more than those faggots

    Seriously!

    I have done soooooooo many drugs and overdosed sooooooo many times and I never fucking died. These kids today are limp-wristed little queers!
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Lil Peep - May he rest his neck.
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Cash me outside, §m£ÂgØL. Cash me in my inbox.
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Fuck ya'll weird ass niggas, man.

    I eat meat. Burgers, dogs, steaks, stir FRY PEPPER STEAK, all kinds of shit.

    Although, I do move to turkey when I can rather than beef, but I still eat the fuck out of it. I can't imagine a life without my MEAT. MEET. I NEED MEET.
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Accidental questionmark

    I absolutely feel you there, man. It isn't that high (second floor) but I've considered it many times. What I plan to do after I've played through the current videogames that interest me is to hang myself from it. I need to do some calculations but I want the fall to rip my head off. Maybe set a fire where I'll land.

    ahahhaha
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I first started LURKING on &T in 1999, reading the text files and whatnot. I didn't register my account until 2001. I was a BLTC moderator and went by the name panthrax.

    Tee hee. I have a butt.
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Humans are fucking sick.
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