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2018-08-19 at 3:26 PM UTC in Why has Trump avoided the "Opioid Crisis"
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2018-08-19 at 3:18 PM UTC in Why has Trump avoided the "Opioid Crisis"
Originally posted by cupocheer Aldra – I have been prescribed a specific medication by my physician
The monthly cost of this life-sustaining medication is $800.00.
While I have medical insurance which covers 100% of my prescription requirements they have refused to cover the cost of this medication. ('Thank you, Donald Trump' she said while holding up her middle fingers.)
In making direct contact with the specific pharmaceutical company I have been assured that THEY will provide my medication, at no cost, for the duration of my natural life.
Begging, to differ with you. unless you have had need of prescribed medications to sustain your life, which are, economically, impossible for you to obtain on your own. don't knock the pharmaceutical companies, at large.
(PS: This is the 2nd medication a pharmatical company has provided free of charge to improve the quality of my life. The 1st med cost $1,200.00 a month.)
Daraprim. You have AIDS. -
2018-08-19 at 2:51 PM UTC in No women will ever like me.Enter, stupid noob has been around a lot longer. He's OG totse, bro. BRO
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2018-08-19 at 2:45 PM UTC in Most bullshit reason you were arrested?
Originally posted by infinityshock youre lucky. where i live anyone that spits on a cop gets a full-on tazer. not the contact tazer…the real one with the metal harpoons that skewers the spitter like a christmas goose…then gets cooked like one. the cop keeps their finger on the trigger for longer than necessary, with the goal being to get the spitter to piss/shit themselves.
Oh, I got that later. Cops showed up at my house and I ran out the front door as they were getting out of their vehicles and they were shouting, "STOP, STOP!" and I just kept running. I almost made it into the woods that bordered my house at the time when I felt a very sharp and stinging pain in my back followed by an excruciating shock that caused my body to lock up and I fell face down and stiff as a board, just gritted my teeth and screamed. They put the cuffs on me then and off I went.
Yay! -
2018-08-19 at 12:58 PM UTC in Most bullshit reason you were arrested?
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2018-08-19 at 12:44 PM UTC in Most bullshit reason you were arrested?A friend of mine was driving me home after I spent a few hours at his house and had ONE shot of Everclear. Lo and behold, as we pulled onto my street, there were the cops, arresting one of my neighbors (lol). My dumbass friend stops the car anyway so it's too late to try and get him to keep going. The cops turned around and everything. I was all, "Fucking dumbass! Jesus Christ! I hope you have bail money. I am going to jail tonight!" all he said was "Sorry, dude" in a retarded sort of way, but I guess he was worried about his potential DUI.
Anyway, I get out of the car and start walking the 500ft from the bottom of the road to my house, which forced me to walk right past the flashing blue and red light arrest scene going on. I just tried to act like it was none of my fucking business, which it wasn't. Those faggot cops let me get 1/2 way up the street before they called me out by my NAME. "GRIMACE! Come here for a second."
"God damnit.", I thought to myself. "Do I fucking run? Do I make them earn their check? One of them is fat. I can definitely outrun him. The other one seems fit, he might get me. Either way, warrant will be issued. Fuck, fuck, FUCK!"
So I turn around and walk back down to the arrest scene of my neighbor.
"You been drinking tonight?", the fat one asks.
"No.", I say.
"Don't lie to me. I can smell it on you.", he says. This fucking infuriated me, as there was no possible way he could have SMELLED the ONE SHOT of Everclear I took 2 hours prior when I was walking up the street 20ft from him.
"No you don't. I haven't been drinking.", I say defiantly.
"We're going to give you a breathalyzer and find out.", he says.
"No you're not.", I say.
"We're not? Are you refusing the breathalyzer? If you're not guilty, there is nothing to worry about.", he said with a smirk on his face. The tone in his voice and the smirk on his face sent me into a silent rage.
"You piece of fucking shit fatass cop", I thought to myself as he stared at me with that smirk on his face.
"Yeah, you're probably drunk. We know how you GRIMACE'S are.", the cop said while laughing to his buddy. This was it.
"Yeah? FUCK YOU, bitch!", I shouted and SPIT on his chest, staining his faggot uniform with my spit wad.
He looked down at it, then looked at me, and I could see the RAGE come over him as he and his partner tackled me and did some sort of backwoods hog tie maneuver as I kicked and thrashed to get me in the back of the car. The whole time, I am screaming, "FUCK YOU, FAGGOT!" as I thrash and try to break free.
For some reason, and I don't know to this day why, the cop didn't charge me with spitting on him. All I was charged with was disorderly conduct, which was dropped to time served since I spent a week in jail over it.
Still. That was the dumbest reason I was ever arrested, both on my part for spitting on the faggot fucker and on their part for fucking with me when I was just walking past to go home. I guess they figured "two for one!" while they were there arresting my neighbor.
I fucking hate cops. Most of them, anyway. -
2018-08-19 at 12:29 PM UTC in I shit 5-6 times a day and my stomach constantly hurtsWe're internet doctors and I have diagnosed you with Bill Krozby Disease. It's much like Crohn's Disease, except that you have a tendency to lie and rape women to make you feel better about your abysmally poor self esteem. If you would like more information, please visit Bill Krozbydisease.com
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2018-08-18 at 10:44 AM UTC in Making a girl think I killed myself because of her.Or, you could kill her family. That would fuck her up even worse
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2018-08-18 at 10:41 AM UTC in When you squish a bug on the wall, do you clean it up leave it there?I stomped on the bugs and I didn't even care!
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2018-08-17 at 1:59 AM UTC in Trying to find a rollable whiteboard or some other large, cheap, portable signWhy don't you use one of those foldable sidewalk display signs that are dry erase or blackboard?
Does it HAVE TO roll? You couldn't just fold it up and attach to your backpack?
They're all over Amazon/eBay. Just find one big enough that's within your budget.
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2018-08-17 at 1:47 AM UTC in How to shut a whiny kid up
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2018-08-17 at 1:29 AM UTC in How to shut a whiny kid upThat's easy. You and a friend grab the kids arms and legs (two each) and then you both PULL as hard and fast as you can, violently thrashing and JERKING the kid's limbs. Eventually, you'll hear their hips, elbows, shoulders, and knees dislocate, but just keep violently thrashing their limber and noodle-like limbs.
Since everything is dislocated now, feel free to 360 twist their limbs over and over until the skin and flesh becomes so twisted and taut, it just kind of pops and rips off from the torso.
Then, you pickup the torso and throw it in the fireplace and cook it until it's a smouldering pile of ash and bone.
There. No more whiny kid. :) -
2018-08-17 at 1:21 AM UTC in Overwhelming the policeI agree with Ajax. Clearly, there is no good outcome in this situation you've created.
The only thing police would have going for them is to deputize the 50 single mothers and arm them, then fire/carpet bomb the whole town at once and amongst the confusion of the roaring flames and shellshock from exploding bombs, they could kick in each door of all surviving buildings in a synchronized door stomp kick and ATTEMPT to each rescue ONE hostage each.
I figure if they came back with 10 kids out of 100, they'd be doing pretty good. Spare 90 of them from a punishing rape and murder by blasting their bodies apart from raining bombs. -
2018-08-13 at 6:11 PM UTC in I hate when women undress me with their eyes in publicIt's because you're black and they're absolutely horrified of you.
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2018-08-13 at 6 PM UTC in Something weird happened in the 8th grade that I just remembered.
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2018-08-13 at 12:53 AM UTC in prank TV the show pilotscriptLol
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2018-08-12 at 12:43 PM UTC in Problem with lap if sophie, lanny or panny are free to help
Originally posted by -SpectraL I inverted mine deliberately, because I didn't want to give away too much and be a PI rat. I just wanted it to be a joke, not a big reveal.
You Google search the answers to questions you don't know (+1) and then post the answers you find verbatim as your own to appear knowledgeable. You're a con. -
2018-08-12 at 12:39 PM UTC in Sites that only load while in viewWhat browser are you using? If Chrome, type chrome:flags/#automatic-tab-discarding in the URL/search bar and then disable the feature if it is enabled. That should solve that. Other browsers have similar features.
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2018-08-12 at 12:36 PM UTC in o fuk we can't make micrachips any smaller were so fuqin bonedMoore's Law is sort of reaching it's limits. Silicon can only be stretched so far. We've micro-manufactured almost as far as silicon will allow.
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2018-08-12 at 12:34 PM UTC in Stupid noob thinks that bath salts are a safe drug to take...Duh. Idiot. He's a stupid noob. Retard.
