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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Here's an unannotated version of my current desktop workspace. I may just annotate and repubload for educational purposes.


    What's the toulene for?

  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Are you going to buy the domain when it expires, Speckles?
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by gadzooks It sounds like a blast.

    All aboard the Gallant express.

    Hold on to your dicks. There are no seat belts (I cut them all out) and the windshield is 75% shattered and all 4 windows have garbage bags duct taped in them. There is also no floorboard in the backseat. It's entirely rusted out so you can see the pavement moving underneath you (WATCH YOUR FEETERS!)
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I drive a walrus dick purple Mitsubishi Gallant. It's a real BEATER, but it's MY BEATER. I do ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the DUIs in it.
  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Yep. Gotta be hip with the lingo.
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Item 9 Did I just think up a new torture meathod?

    OOOOOOOHHHH I leiiik thaaaaaat!
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    If the pressure of the piss containing condom was greater than that of the piss leaving the dick, by laws of nature, the dick would be forced open and the condom full of piss would "drain itself" inside the dick and back into the bladder where it would be met with another pressure - that of the piss needing to escape the bladder. The two forces meet somewhere in the middle and rupture the urethra inside the body, contaminating it with piss and he would surely die.

    Or the condom would burst and you'd be covered in piss while you had a fresh, hot stream blasting out.

  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]


    I don't know if it's just early and I'm not fully awake yet, but when I first glanced at it, I thought the cartoon character was embracing a severely mangled and burned human body with twisted limbs and a head that had basically exploded off. Only some remnant flames being left on the charred brown body, including a peculiarly placed flame over it's "groin" area. I had to take a second look and realize that is a fucking fallen tree trunk and that isn't fire at all, it's little stupid animals placed on it to be decorative.

    I thought it was a burned and badly mangled human body with an exploded head. What the fuck is wrong with me?
  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I think we all already know that "mikeyagain" is a middle-aged, dad-bod, "fun-dad" who looks intensely creepy and has probably attempted to inappropriately touch teenagers many times when his son/daughter brought their friends over. He's the "fun dad" who brings out a 6 pack of WINE COOLERS for his kid and their friends, and a few for himself, and he tries to insert himself in their social circle and laugh and interact. Then, when they're all drunk, he tries using the pick up lines he knew of when he was a teen, which was the 1980s. He leans over to one of his kid's friends, his breath HOT with wine cooler, and says some stupid line like, "Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!" and she just goes "EW! BILLY, YOUR DAD IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!" and then Billy, his son, rebukes him out of the room and he goes upstairs and lies face down in the dark.
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Ghost baking soda is for making it freebase

    lemon juice reverses that process and makes cocaine hcl instead of freebase

    And the resulting cocaine has also been crudely purified somewhat, resulting in a more potent per weight coke shot that you would've got if you just bought powdered coke right off the street.

    I've shot both powdered coke and crack and I think anyone who has done both will tell you overwhelmingly that shooting the crack is way better.
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    White vinegar or lemon juice. I used to use about 30 units for a typical $10 rock. Crush the rock, add the vinegar, enhancement through something, bang it boiiiii.
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/amigoingdown-fear-of-flying/id950258805?mt=8
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You last POPPED your pants...



  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Funny. I was just thinking of Malice, kinda drunkenly staring off into space/at the wall when I snapped to and refreshed the page and saw this thread. Reading it, and seeing you mention Malice was kind of a, "whoa, weird." moment. Hah.

    That said, I've been through plenty of grief in my life. The passing of my mother when I was 15, the immediate aftermath of an alcoholic father who was struggling with his own grief, drug addiction, suicidal contemplations, depression, prison sentences, all a form of grief. It's taken me years and years, truly, a decade, to come to terms with these things. I don't bottle it up inside though. I share my feelings and grief with those around me. I luckily have a loving wife who also lost her father the same year I lost my mother, so we share that grief and lean on each other. I have a strong family support system who was there throughout my drug addictions and prison and saw me through the end of it all.

    I do agree with you though. People suffering through grief, whether it be something in their personal lives or even as a "faceless no one" on a website you go to that while you know what they look like, sound like maybe, you've never met them. You've never shaken their hand. Never hugged them. Never kissed them, in some cases. Like Malice. People should, in general, be more expressive of the feelings they feel because to bottle it up inside and try to suppress it always forces it to leak out in other, usually negative ways like drugs or alcohol or other self destructive behaviors.
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You guys remember PEZ?



    Hah. PEZ
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    So did she do it or not?
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Dual boot on Windows is dangerous. One OS will eventually "see" the other one and you won't be able to boot from it.

    Quote from a man who never ventured outside Windows XP and doesn't understand anything whatsoever about Linux, to the point he has to Google all his information about it, guys. Just saying.
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I came here to say Fiddler, if on Windows.
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by aldra pretty sure that's more likely to cause oral cancers than smoking


    there's a european thing called snus which is similar but less messy

    Bro, if I was worried about the cancer aspect...

    ...oh, why do I even bother.
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