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2018-12-02 at 5:21 PM UTC in this site has more felonies than postersI have more felonies than posters. :(
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2018-12-02 at 5:20 PM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.
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2018-12-02 at 5:16 PM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.
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2018-12-02 at 4:53 PM UTC in Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?
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2018-12-02 at 4:21 PM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.
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2018-12-02 at 4:16 PM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.
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2018-12-02 at 4:05 PM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.
Originally posted by ohfralala One time I got arrested for underage drinking. I had been pounding Zimas with jolly ranchers dropped in the bottom.
That's pretty , ohfralala. I was arrested once, also for underage drinking, for taking a SINGLE SHOT of knock-off Everclear called DIESEL and it was 2 hours before I ever blew. In fact...I think I shared this story before..
Originally posted by Grimace A friend of mine was driving me home after I spent a few hours at his house and had ONE shot of Everclear. Lo and behold, as we pulled onto my street, there were the cops, arresting one of my neighbors (lol). My dumbass friend stops the car anyway so it's too late to try and get him to keep going. The cops turned around and everything. I was all, "Fucking dumbass! Jesus Christ! I hope you have bail money. I am going to jail tonight!" all he said was "Sorry, dude" in a retarded sort of way, but I guess he was worried about his potential DUI.
Anyway, I get out of the car and start walking the 500ft from the bottom of the road to my house, which forced me to walk right past the flashing blue and red light arrest scene going on. I just tried to act like it was none of my fucking business, which it wasn't. Those faggot cops let me get 1/2 way up the street before they called me out by my NAME. "GRIMACE! Come here for a second."
"God damnit.", I thought to myself. "Do I fucking run? Do I make them earn their check? One of them is fat. I can definitely outrun him. The other one seems fit, he might get me. Either way, warrant will be issued. Fuck, fuck, FUCK!"
So I turn around and walk back down to the arrest scene of my neighbor.
"You been drinking tonight?", the fat one asks.
"No.", I say.
"Don't lie to me. I can smell it on you.", he says. This fucking infuriated me, as there was no possible way he could have SMELLED the ONE SHOT of Everclear I took 2 hours prior when I was walking up the street 20ft from him.
"No you don't. I haven't been drinking.", I say defiantly.
"We're going to give you a breathalyzer and find out.", he says.
"No you're not.", I say.
"We're not? Are you refusing the breathalyzer? If you're not guilty, there is nothing to worry about.", he said with a smirk on his face. The tone in his voice and the smirk on his face sent me into a silent rage.
"You piece of fucking shit fatass cop", I thought to myself as he stared at me with that smirk on his face.
"Yeah, you're probably drunk. We know how you GRIMACE'S are.", the cop said while laughing to his buddy. This was it.
"Yeah? FUCK YOU, bitch!", I shouted and SPIT on his chest, staining his faggot uniform with my spit wad.
He looked down at it, then looked at me, and I could see the RAGE come over him as he and his partner tackled me and did some sort of backwoods hog tie maneuver as I kicked and thrashed to get me in the back of the car. The whole time, I am screaming, "FUCK YOU, FAGGOT!" as I thrash and try to break free.
For some reason, and I don't know to this day why, the cop didn't charge me with spitting on him. All I was charged with was disorderly conduct, which was dropped to time served since I spent a week in jail over it.
Still. That was the dumbest reason I was ever arrested, both on my part for spitting on the faggot fucker and on their part for fucking with me when I was just walking past to go home. I guess they figured "two for one!" while they were there arresting my neighbor.
I fucking hate cops. Most of them, anyway. -
2018-12-02 at 4:02 PM UTC in I feel like a fatassDid you get mustard on your shirt?
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2018-12-02 at 10:51 AM UTC in Life Expectancy Years Drop: first drop since WWIIAnd to be fair, NYTimes, NPR, and USA Today are not really quality sources. I agreed with Rizzo only because he was able to provide some sort some backing evidence for his argument whereas Lanny had none except for his San Fransisco raising.
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2018-12-02 at 10:49 AM UTC in Life Expectancy Years Drop: first drop since WWIIIt sounds to me like Lanny got schooled on the argument and some white knights came in to protect him, but they, too, were also shot down.
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2018-12-02 at 10:43 AM UTC in Monet posting
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2018-12-02 at 10:39 AM UTC in Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?
Originally posted by HTS lol like what even is a dude haircut lol it's just a haircut all haircuts are unisex you bigot lmrao
I know this doesn't mean much to you, but to everyone who isn't gay/bisexual/trans nature, there IS a level of attraction to hair length in terms of what men look for in women as a general standpoint. Of course there are going to be exclusions to the rule, but in general, men like women with long hair. In general, long hair is seen as a sign of beauty. IN GENERAL. A lot of different factions like to try and turn that into a political thing by shaving it all off or whatever and that's fine - you just made yourself a little less attractive. I would still be attracted to a bald headed woman, but the long hair is definitely a plus.
Besides, if you're taking up the viewpoint of a hard left misogynist-victim, why haven't you shaved your head already? Why have you consistently maintained those long, amber locks akin to Dave Mustaine? It's because you know it makes you look more feminine. If you was really "about it-bout it", you'd shave your head and still be the tran you always hoped to be and be just as happy. And scron would see you just as attractive.
So the challenge now is: shave your head bald. With a razor. You have nothing to lose, after all. -
2018-12-02 at 10:29 AM UTC in It's 5:28AM - I am drinking a bloody mary what are YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW doing?FAYGITS.
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2018-12-02 at 10:11 AM UTC in Stramonium Seed Q
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah apparently nobody believes im actually myself because they assume after five years of not talking to me that I'd be the exact same person I was. a lot happens in five years. anyway, are you even panny?
Well. Drunk on the weekends. Well in general.
And you, sir? -
2018-12-02 at 9:31 AM UTC in Stramonium Seed QMan, Rizz, I wasn't sure if this was you all along, but from this post, I am pretty convinced. Sup, dude? It's me, panthrax.
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2018-12-02 at 9:29 AM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.
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2018-12-02 at 9:24 AM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.
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2018-12-02 at 9:22 AM UTC in Stramonium Seed Q
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I've never fucked with the seeds, but a little bit of leaf or flower is a great way to spice up any drug experience. Datura is great if you have a little respect. Eating a little leaf or smoking some flower is great for an opiate high but also nice for a comedown.
Back when I used to make ayahuasca, I took some advice from studiousignorance back on totse and added a single datura leaf to the brew. Delieriants definitely change the experience, but to use them as the primary....especially for you, mash...I'd advise against it.... -
2018-12-02 at 9:18 AM UTC in Fuck the next french fries you eat.Just make sure you manage to smear mustard all over your white tee.
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2018-12-02 at 9:16 AM UTC in Theory on crack induced tooth decayIt's usually a combination of dry mouth + poor hygiene (due to being preoccupied with smoking crack) over an extended period of time.
