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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I would never!

    I'm going to have to take that bag of Werther's away from you, frala.
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Side note: Panny has on pleated khakis today

    You LIE!
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    They usually come in three flavors, no matter where you go or where you see them:

    Exhibit A: Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman



    You can literally spot this variety from a mile away, what with their OFFENSIVELY LOUD and NASALLY voices that dominate the entire general area. They also have some sort of flamboyant and bizarre hair style and color, usually some shade of red or purple or an AMALGAMATION of both. They favor pungent, room permeating perfumes of the MUSK & MOTHBALL variety and cover up their VIRGINIA SLIM breath with a horrible candy like WERTHER'S ORIGINAL CARAMELS or generic Dollar Store peppermint. They're known for their flaring, irrational tempers especially when confronted with something they don't understand, and enjoy complaining about literally everything.

    Exhibit B: Senile Old White Woman



    Unlike Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, Senile Old White Woman is awkwardly quiet. She often avoids eye contact and speaks in mumbles or hushed tones. When speaking to this variety, she often replies with "Huh?" or "What?" to the point it becomes maddeningly frustrating. You will find this variety in sweat pants and sweaters, usually, even when it's 100F (37.7C) outside. This variety will also create delusions of what is really happening within her mind. For example, she might come to you to explain that she needs help with her computer because "the alien cows are hacking her satellite television and using it to gain access to her computer to disable her AOL e-mail". This variety is extremely paranoid, suspicious, and can often not be reasoned with.

    And finally...

    Exhibit C: Raging Bitch Old White Woman



    Avoid this one. She can be identified by a PERMANENT SCOWL that has been seared onto her face by decades of rage. She is the most hateful of the 3 primary varieties of old white women. She BEGINS conversations with DEMANDS in aggressive tones and manners and will not work with you on any level. It's "HER WAY or the HIGHWAY", so to speak. Similar to Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, she also loves to complain about literally EVERYTHING. She is incapable of achieving happiness or satisfaction. No amount of effort is good enough.

    And there you have it. The 3 primary varieties of old white woman. There are also some lesser sub-varieties than deserve honorable mentions and they include:

    Wealthy Upper Class & Entitled Old White Woman
    Fat & Disgusting Low Class Garbage Old White Woman
    Bull-Dyke Old White Woman
    And others

    Time to die, ladies. Your time here has been long enough and everyone knows it.
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Buttholes!!!

    Teehee.
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Scientists argued over it, but it is confirmed. Inside the butthole of every human being is a sub-atomic black hole that just absorbs anything that goes into it. The problem with that is space-time. How the fabric of space is altered.............

    End of the day, you guys like jalapeno cheetos?
  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala mQ once sent me an Aladdin gif of this song. I swear y’all are the same person.

    Also I’d like to hear you both sing this k thx.

    We've been trying to get the band back together. We haven't done a show together in years...
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Of course they are! The cancer they bring is just as much a part of you as the spit you launch from your mouth in the face of a wild buffalo.
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]


    add it
  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Hi Panny

    Hey.

  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb So you want to butt fuck her?

    Uhhhh.....sure?
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by GGG Can I have fifth or sixth dibs


    Animal. you have to ask ohfralala
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Everyone wants a piece of oh fraw law.

    I got second dibs.
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Let me share this whole new world with you
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    It's crystal clear
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    'Cuz when we're way up here....
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    A new, fantastic point of view
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    ...on that magic carpet riiiiide
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Over, sideways, and under..,
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Take you wonder by wonder.
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