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2018-11-30 at 9:34 PM UTC in Have you ever wondered...I did that air kiss thing once, also trying on my fancy pants, but my father didn't take kindly to it. He stood up from the table and DECKED ME right in the nose and towered over me, shadowy and LOOMING and bellowed, "AIN'T NO BOY UH MINE GUNNA BE NO FAGET!!! WITH YER LITTLE BUTTERFLY KISSES! NOW GIT!"
And I was banned from indoors for that whole winter.
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2018-11-30 at 9:26 PM UTC in SpectraL is literally the dumbest fucking person on this website
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2018-11-30 at 7:12 PM UTC in Panthrax if you clean up my computer i will let you look through all my files againOk fine.
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2018-11-30 at 1:11 PM UTC in Traveling cheapIf you're bringing a lot of clothes with you, avoid those checked bag fees with some no vacuum space saving bags. You can squeeze the air out yourself in case a vacuum isn't available wherever you're staying. With something like these, it's easy to cram a lot of shit into them and compress them down into a carry on bag. Also, most airlines allow a "personal item" - for women this can be a purse, for men, a briefcase or laptop case. USE THEM. Cram those full of shit, too. Fuck checked bags.
Depending on your accommodation needs, a hotel may be fine for you. A really shitty slumlord hotel may be fine for you if your only purpose of having it is to have a place to rest your head at night and take a shower because you're going to be away/exploring all day. A lot of people, in my opinion, spend far too much on their hotel and that takes a big chunk out of their total budget for their trip. Unless you're the type of person who vacations/travels to literally just lie in the bed and do nothing and THAT is your vacation, then go cheap on your hotel. I'm not necessarily saying get one in Cracktown, but if you have no reason to get a 5-star hotel or even a 3 or 4, then don't. Get a 2 star hotel with decent reviews relatively close to the area you will mainly be in. You're more than likely only going to be there to sleep, change clothes, and shower anyway.
If you are traveling with a party, I've found that airbnb or other websites similar to it are cheaper than a hotel. Rent a house for the time you'll be there and split it between however many you're with. You get an entire home rather than a hotel suite or two and when divided between everyone, you come out cheaper than if you tried to get a hotel suite of similar quality.
Check Groupon for events/places that you are interested in visiting. Many times you'll find discounts on popular places. Check the business website also, you can sometimes find coupons.
Check a "On The Cheap" website for the place you're going. I don't know if every place has one, but here is an example: www.nyconthecheap.com/ - Every major city I have gone to has one. They will list discounts, coupons, deals, etc. A quick and easy reference for shit to do ON THE CHEAP!
Plan your trip with TripHobo.com - It doesn't necessarily equate to cheaper, but it does make things more efficient if you have your trip planned out. I despise going on a trip someone else has planned/running and after hours of travel to get there and getting to our hotel, we're just standing there like, "Now what?" because they figured they'd figure it all out once we got there. Wasted time. Time = money. Figure it out beforehand. Make an itinerary. TripHobo makes it pretty simple with a "drag and drop" layout to organize your days and can be printed or viewed via their mobile app. I use it every time I go somewhere.
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2018-11-30 at 12:45 PM UTC in talking to people is so dumb and tediousur dumb and tedious.
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2018-11-29 at 9:15 PM UTC in NIS Statisticsgadzooks, I'd be interested to see my own word cloud, please. Thank you.
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2018-11-29 at 11:40 AM UTC in NIS StatisticsLanny used to have a feature here where you could "Anonymize your account", essentially making every post you ever made on this website fall under the name The Self Taught Man. Many users in fact did use this feature, some many times, and so The Self Taught Man naturally has a lot of posts and a lot of collective thanks and user stats because it's a combination of however many users decided to wipe their accounts.
Either way, neat stats. You still need to post your totse DUMP. -
2018-11-29 at 12:53 AM UTC in All pets go to pet hell
Originally posted by mmQ Oh poor kitty. It's ok girl, you're not gonna be in pain anymore. *lights candle*
Its ok babby. Jist be still. Shhhh. There. They're putting the needle in your arm now. Your kitty arm. Shhhhh. It's ok.
Now you're not conscious. You're sedated. But you're still alive. I'm still with you. I love you so much. *cries a lot*
I fucking love you.
It's fine baby. *lady comes in and delivers the final shot*
*A WHOLE BUNCH MORE CRYING*
I'm so sorry babby. I always loved you. Goodbye forever sweetheart, at least you're finally not in pain anymo–
Oh, wait, you ARE. ENDLESS PAIN. FOREVER. FOREVER AND EVER PAIN AND AGONY.
se it's a coondrum and I'd like someone to man up and explain how it would be more morally correct to torture a cat on earth here so it may have eternal happy later.
I laughed as I sat here shitting. Lol. -
2018-11-28 at 11:10 AM UTC in All pets go to pet hell
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2018-11-28 at 1:34 AM UTC in All pets go to pet hellWeeping and gnashing of teeth. Moaning and wailing, howling, and crying, all of the pets that ever died in a TORRENT of fire, burning, but the flesh remains on the bone and the WORM dieth NOT.
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2018-11-28 at 1:23 AM UTC in BD-R for long term archival storageThat raises a interesting question. Will people still hold on to their BD-ROM drives in order to retrieve the data they stored 50+ years prior?
I mean, if that's the medium you chose, it would be smart to store it with a portable drive as well which would likely be USB interface. Who's to say USB would even be in use 50+ years into the future.
Better store your BD-R with a laptop that has a drive capable of reading it, then. Probably with a solid state drive in it also so you don't have the hassle of having a dead HDD when you have to boot the laptop 50 years from now. -
2018-11-28 at 12:43 AM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?Let's all 3D print our dicks and assholes and sell them to each other.
Or collect them like some really fucked up trading card game except it's not cards at all, it's 3D printed genitals. -
2018-11-27 at 2:09 PM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?The Masters of Horror present...THE THINGIE!!!
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2018-11-27 at 2:06 PM UTC in What's the best way to weigh your penis?
Originally posted by tee hee hee Why do you need to know how much *it* weighs anyway?
Someone has to ask the important questions.
Who knows? With RisiR's groundbreaking work on human dick weighing, he may discover some UNKNOWN TRUTH about the universe or some shit, projecting all of mankind light-years into the future of science and technology. -
2018-11-25 at 4:08 PM UTC in Why do you post here?Habit. The unwillingness to let it go, after 20 years. Plus, in a society where everyone is offended and everything is banned discussion, this place is pretty cool.
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2018-11-19 at 12:09 AM UTC in Do You Guys Think Rust Was A Little Obsessed?
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2018-11-18 at 11:43 PM UTC in Do You Guys Think Rust Was A Little Obsessed?
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2018-11-18 at 11:20 PM UTC in Do You Guys Think Rust Was A Little Obsessed?
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2018-11-18 at 11:20 PM UTC in Do You Guys Think Rust Was A Little Obsessed?
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2018-11-18 at 11:16 PM UTC in Do You Guys Think Rust Was A Little Obsessed?
Originally posted by ohfralala This sounds sacrificial. Are you trying to sacrifice me? Are we sacrificing the goat? I can’t do either :(
Also I’m fresh out of menstrual blood.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......................................................
We're taking a goat for a walk in the woods and disposing of the menstrual blood in a private place?
