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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth A gram though?

    Yes, a gram.
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Hey CASPER, wanna watch some assisted suicide videos with me?
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by CASPER How often do your toes curl in greedy remembrance of plugging a gram of meth up your balloon knot, and will you perform this ritual one last time before the lazer rhinos of wakandna stomp an angry path all the way through the corrupt heart of Amerikkka?

    I would dissolve the gram into an aqueous solution of perhaps 50 units of water, draw intro a syringe and lubricate the tip. While lying on my side, I would inject the solution into my anal cavity, remove the syringe, and remain on my side for some 15 minutes while it absorbed. I would then become EVOLVED.
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Minesweeper is the most ENTHRALLING GAME OF ALL TIME!
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Here. None of you are. I win.
  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    And some Asians.
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    This is true. The overwhelming majority of those that use LinkedIn, and all of the proposed connections, are all white.
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    -Purchase first home, get out of loser-status apartment life.
    -Keep winning.

    That's all.
  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    You connect with losers and faggots, apparently in the music industry, which is why you receive those. I receive my industry (IT) relevant connections and their posting material which is essentially like a Facebook for grown adults with real jobs.
  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    When I was a little retard teen on totse, maybe 13 or 14, I ordered some weed off the internet using E-GOLD (anyone remember that?) and it shipped out of CANADA. It arrived in a false brochure to some place. The back page of the brochure was very clearly thicker than the rest of it (a false back) so I cut it open and REVEALED UNTO ME the nugget of weed. My dad was amazed. We went on our back porch and smoked it together and we both became retarded, him saying, "This is the best weed I have ever smoked....." in a far-off, dazed and confused sort of way. Hah.

    I then used that experience to order a bunch of powdered cacti with the intention of tripping on MESCALINE, bro. Little retard me didn't realize you NEED to extract it. I tried making a tea and it was essentially a very thick, syrupy thing that tasted like raw cactus. It was so fucking horrible. The consistency of it alone, like snot or something, was dreadful. Anyway, I managed to get it all down and all I got was a fucking head-change because I didn't do it right. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    I later went on to use the INVADER ZIM mescaline extraction and had a proper experience.

    Ahhhhh, cacti....
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Ghost Business in the front, party in the back.

    Ah yes, the timeless MULLET. Good choice, sir. Excellent choice.
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Fuck all football. Bunch of grown men groping each other over a piece of pig-flesh. Chasing it around like a dumbass dog while the fans roar with their idiocy. American Football is the sport for all queers and those of low IQ.
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    She will get a LONG two-pump and be THANKFUL for it!
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I am personally rocking the What The Fuck

  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Ghost I vape cactus 🌵

    Trichocereus Peruvianus?
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Ghost I do not want to live in a world without króz and his jolly laugh

    It's coming. When Zimbabwe acquires the Triangle, it will become dominant and Bill Bill Krozbyby will die.
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by totse3.com When is EndGame coming for Amerika?

    Sometime in the late 2090's. It will be done in by Zimbabwe.



    Originally posted by aldra §m£ÂgØL's book is a mens' underwear catalogue with all of the pages stuck together

    This is true. I accidentally found it in a subway station while visiting Chernobyl. It was just him and....and underwear......*thrashes violently*



    Originally posted by Lanny Fuck marry kill: §m£ÂgØL, mmQ, Bill Krozby?

    I'd marry §m£ÂgØL to make him a legal citizen of this country and also so I can dominate him effortlessly, fuck mmQ because he'll always be my baby, and kill Bill Krozby because well, he's Bill Krozby!
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I actually don't. I'm just getting really, really, really drunk this morning and you will all pay the price. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by HTS I mean, I guess? Being bi makes gay shit a choice, I guess. 🤔

    I wouldn't choose to stop beong bi and to be full-blown gay tho.

    You haven't fucked a girl in like, a decade. And we all know the last one you did fuck. That was hardly a relationship of meaning, more like an anime relationship.
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I could never have sex with a man on any level, oral, anal - really the only two available. The whole concept is is insane to me. But to each their own.
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