Posts by Grimace

1. 2018-12-30 at 5:34 PM UTC in I am absolutely shitfaced drunk AMA (a page from §m£ÂgØL's book)
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Hey CASPER, wanna watch some assisted suicide videos with me?
2. 2018-12-30 at 5:32 PM UTC in I am absolutely shitfaced drunk AMA (a page from §m£ÂgØL's book)
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

   Originally posted by CASPER How often do your toes curl in greedy remembrance of plugging a gram of meth up your balloon knot, and will you perform this ritual one last time before the lazer rhinos of wakandna stomp an angry path all the way through the corrupt heart of Amerikkka?

   
   I would dissolve the gram into an aqueous solution of perhaps 50 units of water, draw intro a syringe and lubricate the tip. While lying on my side, I would inject the solution into my anal cavity, remove the syringe, and remain on my side for some 15 minutes while it absorbed. I would then become EVOLVED.
3. 2018-12-30 at 3:48 PM UTC in name a game more fun than GTA V
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Minesweeper is the most ENTHRALLING GAME OF ALL TIME!
4. 2018-12-30 at 3:43 PM UTC in Mash, you are being summons to tinychat
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Here. None of you are. I win.
5. 2018-12-30 at 3:33 PM UTC in Niggas don't know shit about networking
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   And some Asians.
6. 2018-12-30 at 3:33 PM UTC in Niggas don't know shit about networking
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   This is true. The overwhelming majority of those that use LinkedIn, and all of the proposed connections, are all white.
7. 2018-12-30 at 3:25 PM UTC in The ending year finale and your new resolution list of recognition toward self
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   -Purchase first home, get out of loser-status apartment life.
   -Keep winning.
   
   That's all.
8. 2018-12-30 at 3:23 PM UTC in Niggas don't know shit about networking
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   You connect with losers and faggots, apparently in the music industry, which is why you receive those. I receive my industry (IT) relevant connections and their posting material which is essentially like a Facebook for grown adults with real jobs.
9. 2018-12-30 at 2:43 PM UTC in BOYS AND GIRLS! CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! GATHER 'ROUND! I GOT A STORY TO TELL!
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   When I was a little retard teen on totse, maybe 13 or 14, I ordered some weed off the internet using E-GOLD (anyone remember that?) and it shipped out of CANADA. It arrived in a false brochure to some place. The back page of the brochure was very clearly thicker than the rest of it (a false back) so I cut it open and REVEALED UNTO ME the nugget of weed. My dad was amazed. We went on our back porch and smoked it together and we both became retarded, him saying, "This is the best weed I have ever smoked....." in a far-off, dazed and confused sort of way. Hah.
   
   I then used that experience to order a bunch of powdered cacti with the intention of tripping on MESCALINE, bro. Little retard me didn't realize you NEED to extract it. I tried making a tea and it was essentially a very thick, syrupy thing that tasted like raw cactus. It was so fucking horrible. The consistency of it alone, like snot or something, was dreadful. Anyway, I managed to get it all down and all I got was a fucking head-change because I didn't do it right. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
   
   I later went on to use the INVADER ZIM mescaline extraction and had a proper experience.
   
   Ahhhhh, cacti....
10. 2018-12-30 at 2:37 PM UTC in It's 1984 - We're all going to a THE CURE concert. What is your hairstyle?
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Ghost Business in the front, party in the back.

    
    Ah yes, the timeless MULLET. Good choice, sir. Excellent choice.
11. 2018-12-30 at 2:36 PM UTC in The Alabama Crimson Tide are a college football juggernaut...
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Fuck all football. Bunch of grown men groping each other over a piece of pig-flesh. Chasing it around like a dumbass dog while the fans roar with their idiocy. American Football is the sport for all queers and those of low IQ.
12. 2018-12-30 at 2:34 PM UTC in The ladies say that the magic number in the bedroom is 6...
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    She will get a LONG two-pump and be THANKFUL for it!
13. 2018-12-30 at 2:30 PM UTC in It's 1984 - We're all going to a THE CURE concert. What is your hairstyle?
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I am personally rocking the What The Fuck
    
    
14. 2018-12-30 at 2:22 PM UTC in BOYS AND GIRLS! CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! GATHER 'ROUND! I GOT A STORY TO TELL!
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Ghost I vape cactus 🌵

    
    Trichocereus Peruvianus?
15. 2018-12-30 at 2:21 PM UTC in I am absolutely shitfaced drunk AMA (a page from §m£ÂgØL's book)
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Ghost I do not want to live in a world without króz and his jolly laugh

    
    It's coming. When Zimbabwe acquires the Triangle, it will become dominant and Bill Bill Krozbyby will die.
16. 2018-12-30 at 2:17 PM UTC in I am absolutely shitfaced drunk AMA (a page from §m£ÂgØL's book)
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by totse3.com When is EndGame coming for Amerika?

    
    Sometime in the late 2090's. It will be done in by Zimbabwe.
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by aldra §m£ÂgØL's book is a mens' underwear catalogue with all of the pages stuck together

    
    This is true. I accidentally found it in a subway station while visiting Chernobyl. It was just him and....and underwear......*thrashes violently*
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Lanny Fuck marry kill: §m£ÂgØL, mmQ, Bill Krozby?

    
    I'd marry §m£ÂgØL to make him a legal citizen of this country and also so I can dominate him effortlessly, fuck mmQ because he'll always be my baby, and kill Bill Krozby because well, he's Bill Krozby!
17. 2018-12-30 at 2:13 PM UTC in BOYS AND GIRLS! CHILDREN OF ALL AGES! GATHER 'ROUND! I GOT A STORY TO TELL!
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I actually don't. I'm just getting really, really, really drunk this morning and you will all pay the price. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
18. 2018-12-30 at 8:36 AM UTC in Would you choose to go gay?
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by HTS I mean, I guess? Being bi makes gay shit a choice, I guess. 🤔
    
    I wouldn't choose to stop beong bi and to be full-blown gay tho.

    
    You haven't fucked a girl in like, a decade. And we all know the last one you did fuck. That was hardly a relationship of meaning, more like an anime relationship.
19. 2018-12-30 at 8:34 AM UTC in Would you choose to go gay?
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I could never have sex with a man on any level, oral, anal - really the only two available. The whole concept is is insane to me. But to each their own.
20. 2018-12-30 at 8:33 AM UTC in I bet if I ever got schitophrenia, the hallucinations would be like...
    

    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Dude...