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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala No nooo no. Never. Not since the pig episode. I swore off Black Mirror. I don’t care.

    You fockin WOT? I dont give a royal FOCK what you fink you're gonna do m8. You will do as ur fuckin told and enjoy Black Mirror, m8.
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I wish I could block all Ereksun posts from ever showing up. I wanna fucking puke.
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I’m not watching that horseshit.

    You'll fucking do it, m8. I expect a goddamn report in the mornin', eh?
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Well I’d fart on you but you secretly like it.

    You whore.
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    My wife and I watched it. We spent 2.5 hours watching all of the possible scenarios. I most identified with COLLIN.
  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Rude!

    Take it back and tell me I’m beautiful and honorable right now!

    Make me.
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Why did you go into business doing something you think is disgusting and makes you cri…oh you know what never mind Paniel nothing anybody does makes any sense.

    *sips whiskey*

    You are a horrible woman.

    *sips mouthwash*
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Lanny Is it just me or is that chick a dude? If not she has super mannish arms.

    Obviously it was meant to be a female. Only in 2018 does questioning art come up because of all the "is it a man?" "is it a woman?" we need to accept BOTH! shit. New age left wing hippy fucking bullshit
  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Lanny is ipod no longer a word? They still make the things.

    Apple fan-boy detected
  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Whoever hired you is probably not paying you enough.

    I made a business surrounding the farts of women. You are one of my clients.
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I fart in my sleep.

    I know. It's disgusting. I cringe every time you do it, but alas, that is the nature of my job.
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I wanna be there for it

    I wanna be in your house, hiding in the shadows as you sleep. Just watch.
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    the awkwrard moment when scron reads this, turns to HTS, and HTS goes "ITS HOW YOU WERE BACK THEN!" and they have a big argument over it.
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by HTS Pretty sure that nigger been stealing from me, and he wouldn't let me check his bag so I beat the ever loving fuck out of him. I chased him half way down the street and bashed his skull like a beast. I hope he's concussed.



    Originally posted by HTS The worst part is I loved him. Love him. But I also loved beating the fuck out of him. I wanna cry.



    Originally posted by HTS He stole my used fleshlight. I shit you not. He wouldn't let me search his bag because my old fleshlight that I used like three times and never washed was in his backpack. That was why he wouldn't let me search him - he stole a fucking fleshlight. Can't even make shit like this up.

    What. A. Fucking. Freak.



    Originally posted by HTS Scron is banned and has only been sporadically posting from my account. He couldn't reply if he wanted to.

    I went through his FB and deleted all the pics of us, deleted every reference to FELA (his shit idea for a game) there, went to his reddit and changed the default language to Japanese, and deleted every reference to FELA there too. Also still pretty sure he stole my phone, but I'm running out of options for petty revenge. Hopefully he gets pneumonia/dies from hypothermia considering I burned all his clothes and beat his ass pretty solid.



    Originally posted by HTS I still love him, but I don't think scron would come back. He hates me now, for good reason.

    Haahhahahahahahaha.
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by GGG Can we not forget that you chased your boyfriend down the street and beat the shit out of him under a bridge in the name of revenge.

    He literally savagely beat him after burning all of his belongings.
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    let me just show you how wrong you were about the chronological order of THE CURE ALBUMS on my fucking iPod!
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH That would be so strong

    That's the point. At that dose, it becomes more like MDMA. It's very much a BODY HIGH and it's pretty fucking awesome.
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by GGG Panthrax has never actually done drugs

    If you get him high enough he'll admit it

    It's true. Never done a drug in my life.
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Seems a bit far off. is there anyway we can expedite this process of Zimbabwe dominance over murica?

    Look, I don't control the flow of time. I just interpret it as it comes to me in my visions, OK?
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth A gram though?

    Yes, a gram.
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