Originally posted by Captain Falcon
There's a difference between enjoying drugs and bring a degenerate. Jerking off is great, but I'm not a chronic masturbator. Food is great but I'm not obese. Don't you have any discipline?
I say pretty much the same thing all the time. there's drug users and junkies, and the junkies give the rest of us a bad name. I only use occasionally for the exact reason of not becoming a desperate junkie. I learned that lesson years ago, the hard way.
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trump is a money man, a billionaire which means by default he is a greedy control freak addicted to the power his billions bring him over others. so what the fuck did you guys not expect him to cash in like there's no tomorrow once he got the presidency? what you think that a guy who still continued earning far far beyond the amount he could ever possibly spend in his lifetime is really interested in helping everyone else? if he did then he would have retired long ago and let others get a slice of the pie.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
holy fuck you're old.
what adult diapers do you wear?
I don't, actually I get sexually aroused from pissing my pants. if I'm feeling really adventurous I piss myself deliberately in public and then walk home humiliated. by the time I get home my balls are literally busting.
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Originally posted by Mayweather
You are literally jealous of my youth.
It really comes through in this post.
youth really isn't something worth being jealous of, but then you don't realize that till you hit about 40. then you realize just how much advantage life experience gives you and how much of a dumbass you were when you didn't realize you lacked it.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Remove my baseball cap and sunglasses revealing my blackout sclera contact lenses I use just for occasions just like this and look at her and say "Momma said life is like a box of chocolates; ya never know what ya gonna get."
that was sounding cool as fuck until the bit where you quoted forest gump
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Originally posted by RestStop
I figured it would only add to the "WTF" factor. I thought about saying "This is what you're all gonna become; you're all gonna die." Though it sounded too cliche.
shoulda gone with...
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