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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RisiR † He once made a thread about candles that was mildly informative.

    was it specifically four candles that he was talking about?

    i think he might have been talking about fork handles, he uses them as dildo's now, he finds having the handle on the end give him better grip and enables him much better purchase. even the biggest candles became way to small for his loose baggy asshole back in 1978and besides the preist was complaining about all the candles on the alter were burning away far too quickly.









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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by gumbo Why are you blaming other people? This is your fault. If you want something done go do it yourself. I'm sure you had internet during this time you could've called an ambulance with. It's not like you don't know the signs of infection. You also have a house phone.

    my god man, you really are still so butthurt about hydro.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    oh and hydro isn't really pregnant or HIV positive. I came up with that and got her to troll everyone with it for teh lolz. now everyones like 'oh i new it was a trolololol', but they all were agging at her for having aids for the 5 months that we had it going for haha. but you know, none of them are ever gonna admit they got trolled round here.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Bill Krozby is a confirmed rapist if you haven't heard. it seems all that shit he posted about strangling, beating and sexually abusing and raping chicks wasn't just him trying to edgelord himself up. he actually is a rapist, lolmao.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    we got a shit load of new users from some dating hookup forum that closed down and all decided to make this their new forum. some of them are kinda cool and seem to fit in nicely among us, others are a bit boring tho.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by RisiR † Welcome back, RisiR. We missed you.

    Same here, buddy. Same here.

    where you been pal? good to see you back.

    things have changed a bit round here.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Solstice That's your best bet, there's no amount of pain medication the hospital will be willing to use on you that will break through the tolerance you acquired by abusing tineptine and blowing out your receptors. Your husband will be dead from an overdose or suicide within the next few years anyways and your children won't be missing out on anything.

    Maybe if you tap into your prostitution skills and offer to suck off one of the doctors they will do a "whoopsies" and slip some pentobarbital into your PCA pump. Fentanyl would make more sense but you're such a junkie that they probably don't have enough of it in the hospital to ensure an overdose on you.

    Your pain will never get better, it's only going to get worse with time and you'll never be able to acquire a drug powerful enough to combat your endlessly rising tolerance. If you're this bad off before you hit 30, how do you think you'll handle it at 40?

    opiate tolerance soon reduces back down when you stop using you know, that shit isn't permanent.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice

    It's nice to know you could go peacefully any day. There's no fear of pain or failure, it's exactly like falling asleep and never waking up again. The arguments even the vast majority of people to against suicide or to attribute a negative value to death are painfully moronic.

    didn't you order that from some online mexican 'pharmacy or summing? it'd be funny af if you went to kill yourself to only then find out that the stuff is counterfeit and if you're lucky prolly barely has enough pheno in it to get you mildly high, let alone an hero yourself with the stuff, lol.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I'll show you mine if you show me yours?



    That's fair enough, i think.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't subjugate to any law



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stupid noob Fucking opiate junkies kill me. Eat some acid faggot, your drug of choice is shit and so are you.

    what, summing like that you mean?





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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well of course they're honorable, they go round calling themselves honorable so that makes them honorable.

    'THE HONORABLE NARCassist.

    there you go, i just called myself honorable. can you see just how honorable i am now? its literally oozing out of me, the honor. i'm literally 100% honorable here now.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel At least he was voted in by the people instead of going through some reptile liserd Queens Satanic ritual.

    and what, you think that makes the american people look better somehow ??



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    who gives a fuck what those poncing faggots do? why you watching some rich control freaks wedding for anyway, what are you a fucking girl or summing?



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock No I was laughing at it. I'm an American and don't understand why you guys even still have a queen. it cost you tons in tax money

    yeah me neither

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I have to be honest, Harry's alright. At least he truly served in the war

    no he didn't, it was totally a publicity stunt. if you think he was ever in any real danger then you're a gullible retard. he had fucking SAS security guards around him 24/7 the whole time he was there, nobody was ever gonna get anywhere near him ffs.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    THE JOLLY GREEN GIANTS COCK



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Number13 but I've never had people pissing on my plate in places with no tips

    fuck, i'd tip extra for that, lol.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    well if the pizza delivery guy is Bill Krozby the rapist then just give him a fiver, ya get me?





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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    chicken tikka masala and heroin for breakfast.

    #howaniggalive



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