Originally posted by stupid noob
The face eating thing is so stupid. I've done shit tons of mdpv and even shot it and the only thing I ever wanted to do was fap constantly. It's John McAfees favorite drug lol.
So that means everyone else who takes it behaves exactly the same way...huh Ignorant Ian?
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Originally posted by Cootehill
I don't get this. In my experience by the time you get a girl into bed she usually hasn't already seen your dick.
At least around here getting laid does not involve going up to a woman and pulling your dick out for her to examine.
U dont think word gets out in a social circle? Especially among the slits? Son, ur naive...
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looks like there's a bunch of fags around here
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aldra
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cut your pubes into an explosion shape and yell BANG as you drop your pants
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You didn't win shit you fucking liar. Remember your lie about being in a Frosties commercial? Faggot, you never got a bike.
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yeah, don't watch tranny cartoons
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But why would anyone want to? WHY?
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Hard to believe, but technological advancements will soon allow the government to read your actual thoughts, just like you'd scan a debit card. They will have scanners everywhere, in the streets, in the pubs, in the bathrooms, at your place of employment, in your car, in your own home, and they will be able to detect thought patterns remotely. It's all coming down the pipe. Another 20 or 30 years and we'll be there. After all, your thoughts are basically nothing more than electrical and chemical reactions, so all that is required is a device/system which is sensitive enough to "read", measure and interpret them.
"wrong"
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I ordered a prostitute off of adult work or back page or one of those sites. She showed up at my motel room a couple hours later.
Without thinking, i said "Hey, you look just like one of my aunts. I couldn't tell in the pictures."
She said "oh" in a kind of disappointed manner, and then "if you'll just pay for the gas..."
"I've always wanted to fuck her," I interrupted.
Her face lit up. "Oh really? That's...pretty kinky. What was her name?"
"Lena."
"You can call me that if you want to."
I took her up on that offer.
Best dream ever.
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2018-08-07 at 7:38 AM UTC
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Fonaplats Titillating Tuesday
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Originally posted by mmQ
By coin purse I meant vagina.
that's a sausage wallet
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Originally posted by Enterita
Seriously.
ยงmยฃรgรL will probably oblige you, he's a shameless whore. ๐
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
You suck at enhancing an image.
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Originally posted by ~L J~
He sure is. ๐๐๐
Thanks, Star. You do the same, girly. ๐น๐
Am i the only woman in the world that thinks he's so cringey in every way that I could honestly curb stomp him and feel better afterwards?
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2018-08-06 at 11:51 AM UTC
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Which Bitch ??
800 bux is a lot for a whore in my opinion. it better be worth it.
that said, i'd go for the blonde, looks more natural
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2018-08-06 at 11:44 AM UTC
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Which Bitch ??
aldra
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yeah but that's listed separately
I know what baseball is buttfucker
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2018-08-06 at 11:07 AM UTC
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Site Feature: PGP Keys
aldra
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nice, but that's a long post about adding a text field to our user profiles
ps. IF YOU USE PGP FOR TOR MARKETPLACES OR ANYTHING OF QUESTIONABLE LEGALITY DO NOT POST THAT KEY HERE. GENERATE A NEW ONE.
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2018-08-06 at 8:57 AM UTC
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Which Bitch ??
Originally posted by NARCassist
10/10, would marry.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
I'm a triple agent.
becos you take it in your hands, mouth and ass ???
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2018-08-06 at 4:51 AM UTC
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Zanick ruined my body
Here I was, a perfect smexy =] tite little boy ready to go!
Then the big bad Zanick came down and started asking QUESTIONS:
Why are you eating meat?
How DARE you eat meat?!
I went down this dangerous path laid out in intricate detail: Zanick's meatless morality living guide.
Zanick claims that not eating meat will not make you not feel better. So I trusted my buddy Zanick and gave up meat from approximately April until *THIS IS A TRUE FUCKING STORY* about a month ago.
I gave up ALL meat. I just ate beans and vegetables instead of meat. I did this not out of morality sake, but for pure saving skrill. Muy bien on my wallet, mmhmm!
Alas, I lost so much weight I could feel bones from my skin. My fat disentigrated and it hurt to keep my wrists taut.
Anyways, I have slowly been undoing the HIDEOUS damage Zanick's calorie deficient menu items have brought me. It has taken weeks to gain SOME of my fat back and I could FEEL the fat moving around the first couple days. Icky!
Zanick, you're lucky I don't sue you for psychological damage and physical trauma. Shame, shame. How I supposed to take care of my own body?!
It is ONLY your reverberating questions and unattainably high-tier threadz that save you from the depths of my pungent, foul wrath. I watch over my lambs. D I L L I G E N T L Y.
Based on a true story.
Starring: Dietnigger, Curious George
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Originally posted by ohfralala
How do you know that arenโt just fucking with you in return?
You're giving ยงmยฃรgรL an excuse to use his "lol i was j-just trolling, guys" out for the millionth time.
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